第一章
闺蜜有妄想症。
tafengrenjiushuotanvershihaomenzhenqianjin。
tashuozheishigenvzunshijie，tanvershibazong，shizheishijiedeqiyunzhinv，suoyoudeshijiagongzigedoushitadequnxiazhichen。
weilerangdajiagengxiangxintadehua，tanverchuanchouduan，zhuhaozhai，chishanzhen，lianchuxingdoushibataidajiaochumen。
wozhidangxiaohaiziguojiajia，landelihui。
zhidaohoulai，tanvercaizaiwoerzidelianshang，xiaodeyilianxiemei：
“guaigougou，jiaoyishenggunainaijiben**ting。”
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xuexiaomenkou，womensuoyourendoubeilanzaiwaimian。
pangbianzhengshiwoguimiqiaobaobao。
tayishenzhuguangbaoqidedaban，mingmingshigexiaozhiyuan，huoxianggeguitaitai。
“rangrangrangrang，wonverlaile。”
suizhezheiyishengyaohe，kailedaoderenqunzhongzouchulaiyixingren，bataidajiaotaizhechenjiaojiao。
congzhongrenshenbianguo，yiguxiangqichongrubiqiang。
fengchuiqilianzi，shisuidechenjiaojiaowaiwainiuniudezuozaijiaozili，yanboliuzhuan，yifumeitai。
“显眼包。”
shenbianbuzhidaosheideshengyinredeguimibukuai。
“womenjiajiaojiaokeshizheishijiedeqiyunzhinv，nidongshenme？”
“bushihuodejiahuo，daoshihoupochanbiexiangzhelaizhaowomenjiajiaojiaoqiuzhu。”
wochixiaoyisheng，duiguimidewangxiangbingbuyulihui。
databuchaozhexiaoyuzouguoqu。
“ni，guolai，ben**yaoxiajiaozile。”
chenjiaojiaozhizhedezhengshiwoerzichenfeiyu。
我眉头紧蹙。
“我不去！”
erzideshengyinzaicikedefenweizhongxiandeyichangqingxi。
wokuaibuguoqujiangxiaoyuhuzaihuaili。
xiaoyubaozhewobozi，shengyinmanmandoushixianqi：“mama，chenjiaojiaoshenshangyouyiguhaolianjiadeweidao，haonanwen。”
“那就少接触。”
“啪——”
budengwomenmuzixuwanjiu，qiaobaobaojiuyijingbaxiaoyucongwohuailiqianglequ，yibazhangshuaizaitalianshang。
woquantoujinleyoujin，yibajiuzhutayiling。
“你干什么？”
tabuxiedelenghengyisheng，yongbikongkanren：“rangtaqusihoujiaojiaoxiajiaoyijingshitiandadeencile，biewangtuyongzheizhongfankangdefangshilaixiyinjiaojiaodezhuyi。”
“jiaojiaodeguanpeiyidingshishijieshoufu，biejizijijiaxi，nimenzheizhongzhinengdangshouhuzhe。”
wosisididingzheta，tayanzhongyinzangdededianbeiwojinshouyandi。
wokuxiaoyisheng，yanqianderenyingjianjianhewojiyishenchudeguniangzhonghezaiyiqi。
youxiaodetadangzaiwoshenqian，napapadehunshenzhidaduosuo，tahaishijiaoaode：“womenaxukeshiyouwohuzhederen！nimenbujiushiyaoqianma？jinimen！”
“拿了钱就滚！”
tarengxiawuqiandexianjin，zhuanshenhuibaozhebeineigezhuizhairendadeyanyanyixidewo。
“axu，wodainiquyiyuan。”
pangbianchuanlaiyizhenzhenjinghushengjiangwodesixuhuhuanhuilai。
wodeshouwulidesongkai，weiweibishangyanmou。
“haodadezhenzhanga......”
“zheikeshishoufuchenjiadeqianjinni，tingshuoweilebaohuta，teyirangguiminongchulaiyigejiashenfen。”
“zheimedadebeijing，zheimeshouchong，yenanguaizheimexiaozhang。”
我傻眼了。
qiaobaobaomanyandeyi，taxiaodekaihuai：“axu，wozheikeshikanzaiwomenlianggeshoupajiaodeqingfenshang，xiangtiqiankaigehoumenni。”
“nikanchenzhexianzaixiaoyuzhangdechuzhong，coujiaojiaoshenbiandangshouhuzheyidingnengxiyinjiaojiaodezhuyi。”
“zheizhangxiangtaishiheyounaiyouyudegougoule。”
有病。
wolazhewodeerzijiuzou。
qiaobaobaoduojiao，wunengkuangnu：“goule！nimenshuashouduanshuadeweimiantaiguole，zheimeshendexinjishimeibanfashangweide！”
wozuijiaozhichou，touyebuhui。
dangwan，yitiaoxiaoxibeisongshangresou。
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