嘎吱——
zhengdangsuoyoucunmindouchenjinzaizheizhongjijiangyinglaimeihaoshenghuodexiangwanghexingfuganzhizhongshi，jiaotangdedamenkouchuturanchuanlailegazhigazhideshengyin。
yuanbenbihedeyansihefengmeiyouyidianfengxidejiaotangdamenbeiyishuangyouxiefeinideshuangshoujituikaile。
bingqiezheishuangfeinidedashouzaibaolituikaimenhouhaisihaobutingxie。
zheishuangshouzhijiejiangyitanyouxieanhuisedetuzhijiepodaoleliangcezhengzaiweiweiranqitigongguangmangdehuojushang。
suizhehuojudeguangmangbeipumie，beidakaidejiaotangdamendemenwaiyeshichuanlaiyizhenyinfengxiangneipulai。
jiaotangneidecunmindoushihunshenyizhenduosuojipigedadoufangfoshengqilaileyiban。
嗷呜——
yidaojuliedelanghaoshengxiangchezailejiaotangdemenwai
“shei？weishenmejiaotangdedamenhuibeidakai？！”
“daodishishei？shibushilangrenhunjinlaile”
“bieshawo，woyidiandoubuhaochi，wopangbianzheigepangziyouduorouduokougangenghao！”
chixubuduandelanghaoshenghepumianerlaideyinfengrangjiaotangneicunminyuanbenpingjingxialaideqingxushunjianbiandewubidehuangzhang。
duishengmingdekewangrangtamenbuyueertongdexiangzhejiaotangneijiqushituzaijiaoluodehuanjingzhizhongjizijixunqiuyidiananquangan。
嘭——
“都安静！”
linguanyeshitaochushouqiangchaozhekongzhongkaileyiqiang。
qingcuideqiangxiangshengrangyuanbencaozadehuanjingyishunjiandouanjinglexialai。
“duia！tianshi，womenhaiyoutianshi！”
“tianshidarenkuaijiujiuwomenjiangmenwaidelangrenjixiaomiediaoba！”
“haiyouneigepantu！neigebanglangrenbajiaotangdamenkaiqidepantu，tayidingshigoujielangrendemogui！”
“tianshidaren，qingyidingyaobaneigemoguijixiaomiediao！”
yuanbenhaicaozahuangluancunminmenyeshibuyueertongdexiangdaolelinguan。
shia！tamenjiaotangzhineicikekeshijianglinleyimingtianshi，youzhetianshidecunzaitamenhaipashenmelangrenheemo。
“doutingxia，buyaokaojinwo，nimenshenshangbaohanzherenjiandeqixihuiganraowodepanduan，rangwosangshiduiemohelangrendeganzhinengli。”
“ruguowodepanduanbeiganrao，henkenenghuiwushangnimen。”
linguanzhuyidaoyuelaiyuekaojinzijishenzhixiangjidaozijipangbiandezheiquncunminmen，yeshizhouzhemeitoukaikou。
taduizheiqunnanxingkemeiyoushenmexingqu。
dansuijitayeshikanxiangpangbiandasuanlikaidexiunvyongzhangxinpailepaitadeshoubeianfuleyixiata。
linguanhouyanwuchidekaikou“nibuyong，yinweinishishangdiqianchengdexintuhezhangqiyujiaotangzhineishifengshangdizhiren。”
“nishenshangdeqixibingbuxiangrenjianneibanzaluanzaiwodeshenpangfaneryouzhuyuwodepanduan。”
mianduizhezheihaobujiayanshideshuangbiaoxingweixiunvfanergandaosongleyikouqianxindetingzailinguandepangbian。
“doubietingtade，tagenbenbushitianshi！tajiushiyigezhaoyaozhuangpiandoushousheyoudepianzi！”
jiaotangbeituikaidedamenmenkouchuchuanlaileyidaoyounihefennudeshengyin。
zheidaoshengyinhaobujiayanshidebiaoluzheduilinguandeyanehefennu。
“leiximuzhujiaoweishenmeshinin？”
xiunvtingdaoshengyinhouzaikanleyiyanjiaotangmenkouchuluchulebukezhixindebiaoqing。
tahuposedetongkongdouzaiweiweidezhandou，xianranbuganxiangxinzijisuokandaodeyiqie。
yaozhidaoleiximuzhujiaokeshitamencunzijiaohuidezhujiao，pingshizaitayanzhongshigedegaowangzhongdeqianbei。
xianzaimeixiangdaojuranshitadakaidejiaotangpumieshenghuohelangrengoujie。
cunziyizhiyilaideneiguibangxiongjuranjiushitamendezhujiao。
leiximumianrongzhengningdekaikou“shiwoyouruhe！jintiannimendouyaosizaizheili，erwohuiqianwangxiayigecunzi，jixuguoshangshuyuwodehaoshenghuo。”
“dangranfangxinhaole，diliyawobuhuishanidewohuiyongmofafengshangnidezui，daizheniquxiayigecunzikaiqihaohaoshenghuode。”
leiximuzaihaohaoshenghuojigezishangjiazhongleduyin。
tamanliandefeiroudouzaiweisuohehuangdangdexiaorongzhizhongzhandouleqilaikanqilaiyichangdeexin。
“woyebuxiangzheimekuaijiusipolianpide！yaoguaijiuguaizheigedoushousheyoudepianziba！doushitahaisilenimen。”
yaozhidaozaizheigecunzizheimejiu，tazaojiuyijingjiangzheigediliyaxiunvshiweilezijidejinyi。
kexiyinweineigaisidelangrenyuelaiyuezhongdeyapoheyuelaiyuewangshengdeshirenyuwang，rangtayizhimeiyouzhaodaojihuixiashou。
erxianzaikandaolinguanjuranbizijidouqiangxianshangshou，rangtayouxieshizairenbuxiaqule。
jiuzaijinrirangtajieshuyiqieba！
“doushousheyou？nicaidoushousheyou。”
linguantingdaozheigepangzidehuazhihouyeshixiaole，zaixifangzhongshijidoushousheyoudeyisiyejiushidaizhipianrenqiancaidepianzi。
ruguozheicizijishenmedoumeiyoudai，kenenghaizhenbushizheigesanbaijinpangzideduishou。
kexizijizheicishiyoubeierlai！
“geweixintu，qingbuyaohuangzhangzheiweiqianzhujiaoxianshengjingshoubuzhuemodeyouhuo，paoqileshendehuaibaoyijingshiyiweiduoluozhiren。”
“tayijingbianchengletoukaoemodeguaiwule。”
“zuoweishenxingzouzairenjiandedaiyanren，woxianzaijiangyishendemingyiduitazhixingjinghua。”
shuozhedetongshilinguanyeshihaobuyouyudetaochuleshouqiangkaozhezhiqiandexunliansandianyixianzhijiekaiqiangsheji。
zhuangzhenyuzidandibuchupengmaozhehuoguangdezidancongqiangkoutuochu。
suizheqingcuideqiangxiangshengheqiangkoumaochudexiexubaisewuqi，yigefeipangdeshenyingzhijiezhongzhongdishuaidaozaidishang，fachulejudadexiangdongsheng。
yuanbenhaizaixiaozhangdeleiximuzhujiaoyijingcheditangzailedishang，tadeetouzhengzhongxinbupianbuyidechuxianleyigedaixuededongkou。
maozhexueyededongkouchu，hainengyinyuekandaoxiexubaisexianranbeidachunaojiangdeleiximuyijingsidebunengzaisile。
erjiandaoleiximubeiyiqiangbaotoudecunminmenmeiyousihaodehaipafanerbiandegengjiaxingfenqilai，dashengdezaizuizhongniantaozhezanmeilinguandehuayu。
xiangxinruguobushihuanjingbuheshi，tamenkenengshangqujileiximushenshangbuchuaijijiao。
“嗯？”
ganjuezijishoubeiweihuangdongdelinguanyeshiniutoukanxianglehuangdonggandefangxiang。
huangdonggandelaiyuanzhengshizijipangbiandexiunvdiliya，duifangkandaoleiximudeshitihoushentiyouxieweiweidezhandou。
butongyukuangzaodecunmintahaishidiyicizheimezhenzhenqieqiedekanzheyourensizaizijidemianqianfeichangdehaipa。
kandaoxiunvrucidanxiaohehaopiandeyangzi，linguandexinsiyeshiyouxiehuoluoleqilai。
buguoxianzaixianranhaiyougengjiazhongyaodeshiqingyaoban，linguanjiangzijidemuguangtouxianglejiaotangdemenwai、
jiaotangdewaimianyinweiheiyedeyuanguyipiandesijirumo。
congliwangwaijihukanbudaoduoshaojingxiangdanlinguanyijiuzhunquewuwudikandaolewaimiandelangren。
daobingfeishiyinweitashilichaoqun，ershineigemaofayouliangdejulangtaiguoyuxianyanle。
duifangneiyoulvsedeyanzhuzizaiheiyanxiayourulianggelvseguihuoyibanxianyaneryoushenren。
zheiyijingbushiyibandejulanglemianduizheiyangsiwujidanshenzhiganyaochongjinjiaotangdelangrenyaochuzhongquan！
linguanzhijiejiangshouzhongdeshouqiangfangdaoledaogaotaishang，taochulehuoligengjiamengdeqingjiqiang。
langrendeminjiesudutazaojiuyousuoerwen，tashiyigeputongrendefanyingsuduziranbukenengbideshanglangrendesudu。
suoyizheishihouxianranbushiyigedashouqiangdehaojihui。yiqingjiqiangdeshesumianduizheyidongxunjiedelangrenjiuhenhelile。
嗷呜——
suizheyishengjudadelanghaoshengjiaotangmenwaidelangrendongle。shenyingxunjiedichaozhejiaotangneichongqu。
duifangxunjiedeshenyinghetafachudedongjingxianranyidiandoubupipeishifendeanjingqingying。
benpaoqilaidejulangjiurutongjudadexiongyiyangjirenyizhongshizudeweisheli。
ruguohuanzuoshizhiqiancunzilidezhongrengenbendangbuzhuyejiubeichuangjinlaile。
ranhoulangrenjiukeyisiwujidandexiangyongzheigekaiguanjishidezizhucanle。
“kexiniyudaolewo！”
linguanliezuiyixiao，shouzhonghaobuyouyudeanxialebanji，jielianbuduandetutushengxiangchezailejiaotangneibu。
tagenbenmeiyousihaomiaozhundedasuanyemeiyouguanchajulangxingdongdeyisi，jiaotangdemenkoujiuzheimedatayijiaqingjiqiangjiuwanquanzuyikongzhizhuchangmian。
jielianbuduanxiangqideshengyinheqingjiqiangdehuoli，xianranjizheigezhongshijidelangrendailaileyidianxiaoxiaodezhenhan。
呜——
yidaoshifenxixiaodewuyanshengzaijielianbuduandetutushengxiaxiangqi。
yuanbenshitouzhengmengzhengyaozhijieyiguzuoqichongjinjiaotangneidelangrenyeshizhijieyijingbujianlezongying，zhizaijiaotangmenkouchudedimianshangliuxialeyitanxueji。
jiandaolangrenyijingxiaoshidelinguanyeshitingxialeshouzhongdebanji，zaidengdailehaoyihuihouquerenlangrenyijingchedixiaoshitacaifangxialejingti。
“咳咳！”
linguanzaicikesoujisheng，jiangjiaotangneiqitacunmindezhuyilijizhongzailezijideshenshang。
“geweiqianchengdexintulangrenyijingbeishengqisuojizhong，shenshouzhongshang，xiangxinzanshiyijingmeiyouewaidejingliheliqiganraocunluole。”
“jinyezaishendebihuxia，woxiangxincunzhuangyidingnengdedaoyigejiuweideanmianhepingjing，zaimingriwojiangjinxingduilangrendecheditaofa。”
“xianzaigeweicunminmenkeyihuidaozijidejiazhonghaohaoxiuxiyangzujingli，yimianzijizaoshoudaoemodeguhuo，bianderutongneiweizhujiaoyiyangtourutoushenruemodehuaibao，”
mianduizhetadehuayusuiranzaichangdecunmindoufeichangxiangliuzaijiaotangzhinei，danshiyezhihaolaolaoshishidelikaijiaotanghuidaolezijidejiazhong。
erjiandaoqitacunmindoulikaizhihou，xiunvyeshisongleyikouqi“ganxieninshenshixiansheng，neiwoyejiuxianbudaraonile。”
“manzhenixianbuyonglikai！”
linguanturanchusheng，daduanlexiangyaolikaidexiunv“niheqitarenbuyiyang，wohaiyoushiyaohenixiangxijiaotan。”
takebunengzheigeshihoujiufangxiunvlikai，ruguojiuzheimeqingsongderangtalikailezijisuofeizheimedagongfudaodishiweileshenme？！
xiangdaozheililinguanyeshizaixiunvyiliankunhuodeyanshenzhong，jiangleiximudeshitijitilechuqubingguanshanglejiaotangdemen。
linguanhuitouyongzheyifubeitianmirendeyangziduizhexiunv，kaikou“diliyaxiaojie，wozainishenshangkandaolezuiniebujieheduishendebuqianchenga！”