taqidezuichunfadou，zenmeyemeiliaodao，jingranbeiyigeruchouweiqiandechouxiaozibaileyidaoer!
tazirenweijiangzijiguoqudeheilishiyinmandehenhao，shaoshichengdaodishizenmechadaode?
wenyunancikeganjuezijixiangshizuocuoleshenmeshiyiban，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：“dui......duibuqi......”
tabuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuoduibuqi，sihumuqinbuxiwangtachuxian，yebingbuzhidaotalaizheilideshi。
kezhiqiantamenfenmingshuo，shimuqinyaojietaguolaide......
guoleshifenzhong，luxueyaozhujianlengjingxialai，duiwenyunanshuodediyijuhuashi：“siyatou，nihaicanwole!”
zheijuhua，jihushicongyafenglijichulaide。
wenyunanyizhibiezhedeyanleizhongyujuedi，tadecunzaiyuanlaibingbubeirenherenqidai，suoyoudeqiwanghuanmie，yadetashouruodejianbangdalalexialai，suizheqiangrendewuyan，qingqingdoudong。
luxueyaokanzhexinfan，jiaolaiyongren：“xianbatadaixiaqushoushiyixia，bierangtadaolaoyezigenqianhuangyou。”
zheiyiwan，wenyunanshuizaiyongrenfangli，tingjianzhaizilidezhengchaoxiangcheledabanye。
tatingbuqingzhengchaodeneirong，dantingdechumuqindeshengyin。
tatongkudebazijiguojinbeizilisisiwuzhuerduo，weilebukuchushenglai，shengshengjiangzuichunyaopo。
buyaota，weishenmeyaobatashengxialai?
翌日。
kansipinghedezaoshang，shaozhairuodadefantingliquebotaoyongdong。
shaojiafuzimianduimianzuozaicanzhuoqian，shaoyunhaidelianseshifennankan：“kanlaipingriliwohaishitaizongrongnile。”
“he。”shaoshichengbujinfachuyishengqingchi，shenchendemouzili，jinshihuian。
buguanbuwen，yesuanzongrongme?
tadefanyinggouqileshaoyunhaigengdadebukuai，kuanhoudeshouzhangzaizhuomianpaichuyishengjuxiang：“nixiaoshenme?!”
shaoshichengwuweidesongsongjian：“juedehaoxiaojiuxiaole。”
可不就是好笑么?
pingshibuguantachuangleduodadehuo，shaoyunhailianmatadoulande。
rujinjiuyinweitabaneigenvrenjieguohunyouguohaizideshiertanzailemingmianshang，shaoyunhaijingrandaqingzaojiuzhaotadebutongkuai。
shaoyunhaibaonuerqi：“chouxiaozi，shaojiahailunbuzhenishuolesuan!nizheifuyinyangguaiqideyangzi，gennimayigedexing!”
shaoshichengqingkouzaizhuoyandeshouzhimudeshoujin。
turan，jijiangranqidexiaoyan，beitingyuanlixiangqidechaonaoshengjieduan。
luxueyaolazheshuiyanxingzhongdewenyunandashengkuhaozhewangmenkoubenqu：“nizouba，buguannishisishihuo，wodougubushangnile，sheimeiyougenianqingbudongshideshihou?womingbubinihao，yaoguaijiuguainineigaisidedie!shitahuilewo，yehuileni......”
wenyunanshibeiluxueyaocongbeiwolishengshenglinchulaide，shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanyi。
hanlengheerbiandehaokujiangtaxunsulahuixianshi，zuotiantacaigangjiandaomuqin，shenzhihaimeilaidejixuxujiu，jiuyaobeiganzou......
tadongshidemeiyoufankang，zuoyedezhengchaoshenghaiyingraozaierbian，tazhidao，mamayehenweinan，huoxubingfeiwanquanbuaita，duiba......?
zheidongjing，chenggongxiyindaoleshaozhaishangxiasuoyourendezhuyi，ziranyebaokuozaifantingdeshaojiafuzi。
shaoyunhaihenhennileshaoshichengyiyan，yayizhenuhuoqishenchuqu。
shaoshichengmeiyougenshangqu，zhishinuobudaochuangbianyilianxixuedeqiaozhetingyuanli‘changxi’denvren。
luxueyaoshengdemeiyan，shuyuneizhongnongyanmeiren，jibianwuzhuangrongyenengqiaochujifenyaoyan。
xushizuoyedezhengchaorangtawumian，yehuoxushikeyide，tameiyouhuazhuang，xiandeshifenqiaocui。
shenshangchulegouleshenduandeshuiqunzhiwai，zhipizheyijianbobodewaitao，zuichunbeidongridehanfengchuideganzaofanbai，duolejifenbingtaidemei，zhenzhenshiwojianyoulian。
jiandaoshaoyunhai，luxueyaoyanleiluodeqiadaohaochu，zhenzhulisidetangguolianjia，jiangdongdesesefadoudewenyunanpiezaiyipang，shentiyiwai，kaozaileshaoyunhaihuaizhong：“yunhai，shiwoduibuzhuni，meiyoushixiantanbai，kewoyeshinianqingbudongshibeiqipian，sheidouyoufancuodeshihou，wogenlenizheimeduonian，yizhibenbenfenfen，nishizhidaode......”
shaoyunhainianjinsishicaiyoudeshaoshichengzheigeerzi，rujintayiguobanbai，danyiranshenxingtingba，shangnengbuzhuodaonianqingshidefengmao，meirenzaihuai，daoyebuweihe，fanerxiandeshifenhexie。
tataishoujianghuaizhongnvrenshaoshaogekai，chenshengkaikou：“laidoulaile，jiuliuxiaba。”
zheihuayichu，buguangluxueyaohewenyunan，lianchuanghoudeshaoshichengdoujingdelengzhule。