演播厅里。
sanweizhuanjiapingweikandaozheiyimu，duisuyanggengjiabuman。
nanchengdaxuedeshehuixuejiaoshou，fengliangpei，gengshiqidezhitiaojiao。
“zheigesuyangzenmehuishi？zijibuhaohaoganhuoer，genbierenxiaqi，bazijidegongzuodoudiujijigelaodayequgan！”
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“tahaishouleneiweilaorendehuazi！”
“zheizhongren，jiugaishoudaoquanshehuideqianze！”
zheiyici，zhibojiandeguanzhongmen，fachulegenzhuanjiadeyijianbutongdeshengyin。
——【shiwodakaidefangshibuduima？wogangcaikanjiansuyanggenbenshenmeyemeizuo，jigedayedouqiangzhebangtaganhuoa！】
——【shimingxianmule！womeitianleisileihuode，weishenmajiumeiyouhaoxinrengenwoshuo：nifangxinwaner，nidehuoeryouwoni！】
——【xiangwenxiajiemuzu，suyanggongzuodeshinagexiaoqu，xianzaihaizhaobaoanma？sixinhuiwojiuhao！】
——【suoyougongzuodouyourendailao，zijiqingqingsongsongdixiaqi，haiyourenjisonghongyanyandehuazi。zheizhonghaoshi，kandewodouchankule！】
……
suyangzhongxinzuohuiyizishang，gencaodayexiaqi，erbianquexiangqixitongdetishiyin。
【ding！gongxisuzhuyinqiqitarenxianmuqingxu，shouhuoqingxuzhi610dian。】
【dangqianzongqingxuzhi1015dian，keyongqingxuzhi1015dian。】
meixiangdaotagencaodayexiageqi，douhuibeizheimeduorenxianmu。
duimiandecaodayeyihuiernaotou，yihuierzhoumei，biaoqingshifentongku。
suyangdaoshihenqingsong，dakaihuanledoudizhu，yixineryong，dengcaodayezhuaernaosaidizouyibu，tajiusuishouxiayibu。
tayuanbendexiangqijishudehenhao，chuanyueguolaizhihou，xitongjidexinshoudalibao，jiuchouchulai【zongshijixiangqiqiyi】。
gencaodayezheizhongxiangqideyeyuaihaozhexiaqi，jianzhibuyaotairongyi。
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zheigelaozhang，pingshilaoshigentaqianghesuyangdexiaqijihui，qiangdetadoupaibushanghaoer。jintianlaozhangrenbuzaixiaoquli，jingranhaidadianhuadaduantaxiaqidesilu！
tasuishoujiubadianhuajianle。
meixiangdao，xiayimiao，laozhangdedianhuayoudaguolaile。
caodayemeihaoqidizhuaqidianhua：“wei？laozhang，youshikuaishuoyoupikuaifang，biedanwuwoxiaqi！”
电话那头的张大爷：
“laocao，nishibushigensuyangxiaqini？taihaole，yousuyangjiuhaobanle！”
caodayeyiting，buleyile：
“wogaosunialaozhang，woyijingbasuyangyudingle，jintiansuyangyizhigenwoxia，nikebiexiangbanluguolaichayiju！zaishuojiunineichouqilouzi，gensuyangxiashipanyeyingbuleyiju。”
“xingle，bushuole，womangzheni，guale！”
zhangdaye：“aiaiai，laocaonibieguaya，wogennishuo，wojiaorenqifule！”
caodayesangmenshunjiantigaobadu：
“nishuoshenme？nirangrenqifule？！”
pingshitamenlaoshiqiangzhegensuyangxiaqishiyihuishier，danshiyaoshiyourenqifudaotamenxiaoquderentoushang，neishijueduibuxingdi！
caodayezheiyisangzi，suyangmengdizhanqilai。
weizhexiaozhuozidezheiyiqunren，yequandoubudandingle。
zhouweijigedayeqizuibashedishuo：
“zenmehuishi？haohaode，laozhangzenmerangrenqifule！”
“tazainaerni！zanmenxianzaijiuguoquzhaotaqu！”
“laozhangniaidama？xianzaidaodishenmeqingkuanga？”
suyangningzhongdao：“dajiaxianbieluan，caodayenixianbadianhuayangshengqidakai，rangzhangdayebashiqingshuoqingchu，youwentiwomenxianbaojing！”
jiweidayebenlaidoujisanhuosidiyaowangwaichong，tinglesuyangdehua，zongsuanlengjingledianer：
“dui，laocao，nikuaifangyangshengqi！womentingtingzenmehuishi？！”
“laozhangnimanmanshuo，womendahuodouzaini，jueduibunengrangnipingbaibeirenqifua！”
……
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyefenfenfaqidanmu：
——【meixiangdaokanzhibohainengyudaozheizhongshier！zhangdayefangxin，womenzheimeduorendouzaini！yudaozheishierjuebunenggankanzhe！】
——【zhangdayexianzaizenmeyang？shoushanglema？】
——【zaizanlongguohaiyourenganqifulaoren，zheideduoquedea！】
——【zhangdayenikuaishuoniweizhizainaerni，womenkankanyounagewangyouzaifujin，mashangganguoqubangnin！】
……
caodayediankaidianhuayangshengqi。
zhangdayedeshengyincongdianhualichuanchulai，tingzhedaoshizhongqishizu，meiyoushenmeshoushangdeganjue：
“laocao，wogennishuo，wozheiliangtianmeizaixiaoqugensuyangxiaqi，doushipaodaozanmenmenkouduimiandegongyuanlaile。”
“gongyuanzuijinlailegexiaqidelaotou，baicanjude，10kuaiqianyiju，zuotiandaojintian，yinglewo200duokuaiqianle！”
“laocao，nikuaidaisuyangguolai，henhenshoushineilaotouyidun！bixubatayingdaokuchazidoubusheng。”
……
zhangdayedehuayinluoxia，suyangzhangshuleyikouqi，zhongxinzuohuidengzishang。
观众们也被逗乐了。
——【zhangdayezheilaotouyetaikeaile，wohaiyiweishiyourenqifulaorenni！gaolebantianshibeirenyingleqibufuqi，zhaosuyanglaidangjiubingde。】
——【gangcaidoujisiwole，shouji110douanhaole，xingkuiwohaimeianxiabotongjian，buranwojiuchengbaojiaandele。】
——【haishixiaoxindianerhao，zaigongyuanxiaqi，shule200duokuaiqianyebushaole，bieshiqijutuanhuoxiataojipianle！】
——【nimeitingdayeshuoma，zheiqijushi10kuaiqianyiju，200duokuaiqian，dayedelianshule20duoju。】
——【xiaosile，tingdewohaoxintengzhangdaye，lianshule20duoju，dayedexintaidebengchengshenmeyanga！nanguaihuidadianhualaizhaosuyangbangmangle。】
……
caodayehezhouweidejigedayeyedouxiaole。
“hahahaha，laozhang，nikebiezaigongyuandiurenxianyanle，haishule200kuaiqian，ganjinhuixiaoqulaiba。”
“jiushi，nishuoniqineimechou，haigensheidouganxia！”
“bushuobiede，nijiushuozaizanxiaoqu，yingguosuyangyihuimei？haiganpaogongyuanqugenbaicanjuderenxiaqi。”
……
张大爷：
“nimenjigelaojiahuoxiaoshenme？suyangshiqiwang，neinengbima？”
“bieshuowo，nimenyousheigensuyangxiaqiyingguoma？”
“suyang，nibiegenlaocaoxiale，gankuaiguolaibangwo，wozaixinhuagongyuanliangtingzheierni！”
苏阳：
“zhangdaye，wozheierhaizaishangbanni，meikongqubangni。”
“niyingbulerenjiajiurenshu，ganjinhuilaiba。”
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