第一章 道士与法师

“nvshizhu,xiaosengjianniyintangfahei,muguangwushen,chunliechijiao,kongyoudaxiongzhizhao!”

qingshanshichengnanyiyuanwai,yimingshenpijiashadefeipangnanzizhenglanzhuyimingkanbingdeshaonv,meifeisewudishuodao。

zheishiyigeershichutoudenianqingren,shencaifeipang,yishenhongsedejiashasuiranxianliang,quenanjirenyishenshengzhigan,youqishitaneiyitouheisededuanfadapeixiaoxiaodeyanjing,gengrangrenjuedeweisuofeichang!

tingdaozheihua,zhouzaozhongrenfenfenanmaleyiju“shengun”。

erbeilanzhudeshaonv,cishizhengyongyizhongyanedimuguangkanxiangyanqianzheizeiyanluanpiaodepangzi。yemeiyoulihuita,niutoujiuzou。

“biedong!”jiuzaizheishi,feipangnanziyigejianbuchongdaoneishaonvdemianqian:“suiranwoxieluletianji,zaijienanmian。danniyuwoyouyuan,jiusuanyaoshoutianjiezhixian。woyeyaojinikangequanxiang!”shuowan,tadelianshangluchulewubizhuangyanzhise。

tingwenciyan,nvziyanzhongshanguoyisinuse,“pa!”deyibazhangzhongzhongdishanzaileduifangdemianjiashang,qingcuidexiangsheng,yinlaizhouweirendezhuzu。

“chouliumang!”shaonvshuowan,qigugudiniutoujiuzou,ruofeiyaobaochinvzidejinchi,zhipazaojiupokoudamale。

“nalilaideliumang,jingganzaiguangtianhuarizhixiadiaoxishaonv!huogaibeida!”

“qiaotazheishendaban,zheipianrendeshuipingyeweimiantailanle!”

“maochongheshang,qimadexiantigeguangtouba……”

zhouweizhongrenkaishiyilunfenfen,danquemeiyouyirenshangqian。bijingzaizheigezijidougujibuxiadeniandai,youyoujirenyuanyiquduoguantarendexianshi?

feipangnanziroulerouweiweihongzhongdemianjia,jiuzaizhongrenyiweitahuizhinanertuideshihou,zhijiantalianseyibian,youxiaoxixidipaodaolingyimingshaonvdemianqian:“guniang,xiaosengjianniyintangfahei,muguangwushen……”

“zheigejiahuo,zhenshisizhubupakaishuitang……”

jiuzaizhongrenweizheijiahuo‘qieerbushe’dejingshenerwuyudeshihou,yimingmoyangqingxiudenanzixunsudicongrenqunzhongchonglechulai,erhuameishuo,jiuzhepangzideerduojiuchaoyiyuandedatingzouqu。

“teng!teng!teng!xiaoyu,niganshenme?wodeerduodoukuaibeinijiningdiaole!”feipangnanziyiliantongsedidahudao。

“beiningdiaoyebinizaizheilidiurenxianyanhao!”minghuanxiaoyudenanzikanlekanmianluhaoqideweiguanzhongren,yiliandeyumen:“nizheijiahuo,paoniuyejiusuanle,jingranhaichuanzhezheishenxingtouchulai!nibupadiuren,wohaipani!”

“aiya!zheinijiubuzhidaole!”zhengtuohoudefeipangnanziyibianrouzheerduo,yibianxiaozheshuodao:“wobuzheimezuo?womendekerenzenmenengkandaowomenma!yaozhidaozheibishengyikeshiwohaoburongyicailalaide……”

“nijiranzhidaowomenshilaizuoshengyide,haiyoushijianpaoniu,nixiaozi……”

“aiya,zheijiushisuoweidegongzuo、yuleliangbuwuma……”feipangnanzishanshandixiaolexiao。

“你呀……”

jiuzailiangrenzhenglundeshihou,yimingnianqingdenvhushizoudaotamenshenbian,weixiaodiduiliangrenshuodao:“duibuqi,qingwenyoushenmekeyiweininfuwudema?”

“you!woyaoquantaodefuwu!”

“pa!”tadehuagangchukou,xiaoyudeshouyijinghenhenwuzhulepangzidezuiba。yilianqianyididuizheneinianqingdehushidao:“buhaoyisi!womenshishouleyuanzhangdezhutuolaide,qingwenyuanzhangshizainali?”

tingdaozheihua,nvhushizixididaliangleerrenyifan,suihouchijingdiwendao:“nimenerweinandaojiushiyuanzhangqinglaichulijiuyuanqude……qumoren?”

“qumorenshixifangdechenghu,zaidongfang,qingjiaowomendaozhanghedashi……”

“bucuo!”zhengtuoxiaoyushufudepangziyilianweixiaodishuodao:“tajiaoxiaoyu,shigedaoshi,wojiaoshaowei,shigefashi……”

“daoshiyufashi?”nvhushiwenyanyileng,mianluhuaiyididaliangzheyanqianzheiliangren,guolebanshangfangcaihuanhuankaikoudao:“wojiaolinjia,shichengnanyiyuanmenzhenbudehushizhang,yuanzhangyoushi,rangwodainimenzhijiequjiuyuanqu,qinggenwolai……”

shuowan,zaixuduorenyayidemuguangxia,linjialingzheerrenchaozheyiyuanhoumiandejiuyuanquzouqu!

“nenghewoshuoyixiazheilideqingkuangma?”zaiqianwangjiuyuanqudelushang,xiaoyukaishixunwenqiyiyuandeqingkuang。

“dangrankeyi!”linjiabianzoubianduixiaoyujieshidao:“zuijinyiyuanzhunbeikuojian,suoyidasuanchaichujiuyuanquyongyixiujianzhuyuanbu!yigeyueqian,chaichugongzuokaishi,kebuzhiweishenmezongchuxianzhuangkuang,suiranmeiyouzaochengshenmeshangwang,danyenongderenxinhuanghuang!youqishizheijitian,shenzhiyourenzaibanyetingdaojiuyuanquliyoutikudeshengyin……”

“tikudeshengyin?”xiaoyutingxiajiaobu,mianluningzhongdiwendao:“nideyisishi……zheilinaogui?”

“dajiadoushizheimeshuode!”linjiawunaididianlediantou:“xianzaibaoandoubuganguolaixunlou,meiyoubanfa,womenzhihaohuazhongjincongwaimianzhaorenlaishouye,keshisuizheshitaiyuelaiyueyanzhong,lianshouyederendouhezoule!yuanfangdanxinzheihuijiyiyuandeshengyuzaochengyingxiang!jiashangshigongduidechoulaoyijingfule,tuoyitianjiushishuwanyuandesunshi,suoyiwomencaibudeyidiqingnimenlai!”

“heng!nimenyiyuankezhenshilinse!jiranzheimeyouqian,quezhichuzheimedidejiaqianqingwomenlai!”tingdaozheihua,yipangdexiaopangmanlianyumen!

“meiyoubanfa!”linjiapieleyiyanxiaopang,mianluweixiao:“womenyebuzhidaozheibiqianshibushibaihuale!”

tingdaozheihua,xiaoyubuyouditingxialejiaobu,yilianwanweididaliangzheshenpangdemeinvhushizhang,yiyousuozhidixiaodao:“xiangbudao,niduizheiyiyuandeshiqinglejiedemanxiangxidima!lianmeitiansunshiduoshaoqiandouzheimeqingchu!”

linjiayidai,suijishanshandixiaolexiaodao:“yinwei……yinweiwobabashizheijianyiyuandegudong!”

难怪……

xiaoyudianlediantou——zheigelinjiakanshangqubizijidabuleduoshao,buguoershier、sansuidemoyang,zheiyangdenianjinengdangshangshengjiyiyuandehushizhang,ruoshuotameiyoubeijing,dasitayebuxiangxin!

“duile!zheijiuyuanquyoumeiyoufashengguoshenmezhongdadeyiliaoshiguhuoshiyiwai?”xiaoyuxianglexiang,duishenpangdelinjiawendao。

“yi?niyezhidaoa?”linjialuchuyisiyiwai:“shide,shinianqianjiuyuanqufashengguoyiqihuozai,shaosilebushaoren……”

果然是这样吗?

xiaoyuxianrulechensi——anzhaolinjiaxianqiansuoshuodeqingkuang,zheijiuyuanqujiyoukenengyoulingdecunzai。

lingshirensizhihouxinyouqianguaeryiliuzairenjiandelinghunsuohua,eryiyuanwuyishisirenzuiduodedifang,yincizheiliziranjiuchengweilefashenglingyishijianzuiduodedifang!

zheiyangxiangzhe,sanrenyijinglaidaoleyizuofeiqidejianzhuwai。

zheijianzhuyousicenglougao,mianjibushihenda,yiyankanqujiuzhidaoyijinghuangfeiyouxieniantoule,dangran,congwaimianshikanbuchushenmelaide,suoyitahaibixuyaoshenrudaoyiyuanneicaixing。

taitoukanlekantaiyang,xianzaishiyitianzhongyangguangzuishengdeshihou,zheishihoujinru,yinggaibuhuiyoushenmewenti!

“小胖!”

“zhidaole!laoguiju……nifuzediaochachuli,wofuzeshoumenbafeng!”shaoweidianlediantou,ranhouduizheyipangdelinjiadao:“meinv,fanzhengxianzaimeishi!buruwoliangtantaoyixiarenshengruhe?!”

“zheigechouxiaozi……”xiaoyubailetayiyan,maibuzoujinlezheizuofeiqideyiyuan。