第1章:一言不合就穿越

“jilaozizhanzhu,”yiqunfeitoudaer,shenqianglizhuangdedahannazhetiegunjinzhuizheyigenvhai。“biezhuiwoa,yaonaqianzhaowoba,shitaqiannimenqiandea!”nvhaipinmingwangqianpao,baixidelianshangtonghongyipian,hanzhuduanlexiansidewangxialuo。

“ci——”cierdeshengyinhuapozhangkong,nvhaidengdaleshuangyan,shouzuwucuodekanzhehuocheyuelaiyuejin,“peng——”nvhaidaozaixueboli,haowuyishi。

另一边——

“wangfei,wangfei,ninxingxinga,”binvhongzheyankuanghuhanzhechuangtashangdemeiren,taxiuyajuesu,ziyouyiguqinglingzhiqi,jifujiaonenruzhi,shenxingmiaotiao,zhangfapiyubeixin,yongyigenfenhongsedesidaiqingqingwanzhu,yixibaiyi,xiumeideemeidandandecuzhe,zaitaxizhideliandanshangsaochuqianqiandebuan,jishichuyubingzhongyeyangaibuletademeili。

meirenzhengkaiyan,kanzhezhouweihaohuabushidianyadegufengzhuangshi,xinligedengyixia,“nandaowodaotiantangle?”anyichunnannanziyudao。

“wangfei,wangfei,nizongsuanxingle,hesinubile”

“nihao,qingwenzheishinaa?”anyichunchechuyigetianmeidexiaorong,kanzheyanqianchuanzheqiguaiyifuderen。

“wangfei,niburenshinubima?nubishiyuxina,”nubijiaojidejieshidao,zheiwangfeixiangbukaizhuangzhuojiao,yixiazihunmibuxing,buhuishishiyileba。

“hahahahawomeisia,yuanlaishichuanyuele!”anyichunbuguxingxiangdeyangtiandaxiao,yuxinchayidewangzheanyichun,“wangfei,ni……nizenmele?”

“meishi,meishi,yuxinshiba?niganggangzenmejiaowowangfei?”anyichunyihuodewendao,nandaozijizaizheijiehunle,wanyishigelaotouzizenmeban,neizijidezhongshenxingfubujiuquanhuile,“buyaoa,wolianaidoumeitanzenmejiujiehunleni?neiwangyeyaoshihenchou,henlaozenmeban?aaa……”

yuxinpuchixiaochusheng,yilianzihaodeshuodao,“wangfei,nizheishinadehua?zanmenwangyekeshizheijingchengdiyimeinana,haoduoguizunvzidouqiangzhejiajitani。”yaoshiwangyetingjianzheihuazhunqidehuomaosanzhang。

“yuxina,jiejiejiaoniyijuhua,shuainanrendoukaobuzhu,haidekaozijia,nvxingyaoduliqilai。huashuo,neinanrenzenmejiukanshangwole,ao,nandaoshiyinweiwochenyuluoyan,biyuexiuhua?”

“zhei……wangfei,qishidangchushinizailaoyemianqianxunsi,yaojiajiwangye,laoyejiuquqinghuangshangcihunle。”yuxinrushijieshidao,wangfeizhenshiqiguai,zenmejingshuoyixietingbudongdedadaolia。

anyichunyilianhanyan,neixinzibidao:haogangaa,zheinvzhuqianshenghaizhenhaomai,yiyanbuhejiuzisha,yebuguanrenjiawangyexibuxihuan,ai,zheirizinanguole。zuiguoa,jiranwozaizheishenti,neijiudezuile,congciyihou,shenghuojiuhuimeihaoqilaide,guantashenmewangyebuwangye,xibuxihuande。

pingzhezheifushentibenshendejiyi,anyichundezhiyuanlaishinvzhuweilerangwangyelaikanzijiyiyan,buxinazijideshentikaiwanxiao,zhuangzhuojiaozhunbeiyisilezhi,caicongxiandaichuandaolezheifuhezijizhiqiantongmingtongxingdeshentishang,anyichunwunaifuzheetoutankouqi,zheiqianshenhaizhenshihuigaoshiqing,buguozijijirandaitileta,jiutitahaohaohuoxiaquba。