“xiaosiwole,zheiyoudianlipuleba,zheilianyudoubugansha?”
“mingxingdezilinenglizheimedima?”
“zheiyoudiantaikuazhangle。”
zheizhongqingkuangxia,linchenzouguoqu:“ba,fangxiaba。”
linyejiandaoerzilaile,xinxidibaozhulinchenqinleyikou:“erzi,nihuilaidezhenghao,nibazheitiaoyushale,wojinimailegao。”
linchenrenbuzhufanbaiyan:“nidangwosansuixiaohaia?”
林业乐呵呵的。
erlinchenshuliandidaishangshoutao,ranhounaqicaidao。
jiandaozheiyimu,zhibojianguanzhongsihuzhidaoyaofashengleshenmele,yigegedoushidengdayanjing。
“bushi,tailipule!basuixiaohaishayu?”
“woshizaixiangbutonglinyehesongqingweizhenggejiating,daodishisheizaizhaogushei。”
“langoubamaheyuanzhongerzi。”
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zhibojiandanmufenfen,jieguoxiayike,linchenjiangzheiyitiaoyunachulai,ranhouyigedaobeipaizaiyunaodaishang,zhijiejiangyujipaiyun!
paiyunzhihou,zhijieshuliandijiangdaoduizhunyutou,ranhoumengdiwangxiayiya。
咔嚓!
zhenggeyutoudakai,ranhoulinchenshuangshouwozhucaidao,zhijieyongli。
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zheiyimu,zhendezhijiekandailezhibojianlideguanzhong!
“wocao!!zheishayuyetaishulianleba?tazhendezhiyoubasui?”
“haojiahuo,zheijishuhewozaicaishichangkandaodebuxiangshangxiaa,ketazhiyoubasuia!!”
“tailipule,basuixiaohaijingrandongzheige?”
zheiyike,zhibojiandedanmushuafengle,jiangzhenggepingmudoujiyanmeile。
无数观众目瞪口呆。
daoboshili,daoyanyejingdaile。
erjingtouzaiyizhuan,zhijiandaolinchenhesongqingweizuozaishafashang,yiweizaiyiqikandianshi,youshuoyouxiao,linchenzezaichufanglimanghuo。
zheiyimu,zhijiejiangguanzhongkanmale。
“xinqinerzizhaogutanhuanzaichuangbama。”
“langoufumuheyuanzhongerzi!”
“hahaha,wozhenderenshale,nayouzheiyangdefumu?”
“buguolinchenbasuijiuhuishayu?zheishibushikuazhangleyidian。”
chufangli,shexiangxiaogejiangjingtouzhongxinduizhunlinchen。
linchenshayuwanlehou,youshikandaoyipangyongshengzizhuazhedehuoji。
“wa,taganma,tabuhuihaiyaoshajiba?”
“lipu!basuixiaohailianshajidouhui?”
“wodegemaya,woshizhenbeizhenjingle!”
“shayujiusuanle,shajiniyehui?guanjiannicaizhibasuia!”
zhibojianguanzhongdouyaojingdaile。