第3章

“xiaosiwole,zheiyoudianlipuleba,zheilianyudoubugansha?”

“mingxingdezilinenglizheimedima?”

“zheiyoudiantaikuazhangle。”

zheizhongqingkuangxia,linchenzouguoqu:“ba,fangxiaba。”

linyejiandaoerzilaile,xinxidibaozhulinchenqinleyikou:“erzi,nihuilaidezhenghao,nibazheitiaoyushale,wojinimailegao。”

linchenrenbuzhufanbaiyan:“nidangwosansuixiaohaia?”

林业乐呵呵的。

erlinchenshuliandidaishangshoutao,ranhounaqicaidao。

jiandaozheiyimu,zhibojianguanzhongsihuzhidaoyaofashengleshenmele,yigegedoushidengdayanjing。

“bushi,tailipule!basuixiaohaishayu?”

“woshizaixiangbutonglinyehesongqingweizhenggejiating,daodishisheizaizhaogushei。”

“langoubamaheyuanzhongerzi。”

“linchenhuishayu?bukenengba,basuixiaohainalidongdeshayu?”

zhibojiandanmufenfen,jieguoxiayike,linchenjiangzheiyitiaoyunachulai,ranhouyigedaobeipaizaiyunaodaishang,zhijiejiangyujipaiyun!

paiyunzhihou,zhijieshuliandijiangdaoduizhunyutou,ranhoumengdiwangxiayiya。

咔嚓!

zhenggeyutoudakai,ranhoulinchenshuangshouwozhucaidao,zhijieyongli。

zhenggeyutoujiubeiduokai,ranhouyanzheyubeiwanzhengqiekai,zhankaiyuhou,yulimiandeneizangzhilei,beilinchenqingcheshuludijitichu,yubiaoyezhaidiao。

zheiyimu,zhendezhijiekandailezhibojianlideguanzhong!

“wocao!!zheishayuyetaishulianleba?tazhendezhiyoubasui?”

“haojiahuo,zheijishuhewozaicaishichangkandaodebuxiangshangxiaa,ketazhiyoubasuia!!”

“tailipule,basuixiaohaijingrandongzheige?”

zheiyike,zhibojiandedanmushuafengle,jiangzhenggepingmudoujiyanmeile。

无数观众目瞪口呆。

daoboshili,daoyanyejingdaile。

erjingtouzaiyizhuan,zhijiandaolinchenhesongqingweizuozaishafashang,yiweizaiyiqikandianshi,youshuoyouxiao,linchenzezaichufanglimanghuo。

zheiyimu,zhijiejiangguanzhongkanmale。

“xinqinerzizhaogutanhuanzaichuangbama。”

“langoufumuheyuanzhongerzi!”

“hahaha,wozhenderenshale,nayouzheiyangdefumu?”

“buguolinchenbasuijiuhuishayu?zheishibushikuazhangleyidian。”

chufangli,shexiangxiaogejiangjingtouzhongxinduizhunlinchen。

linchenshayuwanlehou,youshikandaoyipangyongshengzizhuazhedehuoji。

“wa,taganma,tabuhuihaiyaoshajiba?”

“lipu!basuixiaohailianshajidouhui?”

“wodegemaya,woshizhenbeizhenjingle!”

“shayujiusuanle,shajiniyehui?guanjiannicaizhibasuia!”

zhibojianguanzhongdouyaojingdaile。