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woyinbusizhishenbeixiaojunhanrendingshijiushifengnv。
huizonghou，gaotaishangdaizheyinjidefannvtongxinjishoukanzhewo：
“jiumingmao，woencinituoshengweirenxiajie，meixiangdaoniyexinbugai，jiduwofengzuchushen，renggouyinnanrenweinitaigaoshenfen，zhiweidanfengzujiushidexuming！”
zaidanengweiyaxia，wobaikoumobian。
houlai，woyinmaozujiaochungourenerbeiduya，guidiketouqiuxiaojunhanfangwolikai。
他却满脸冰霜：
“nixiangzou，shizongmendiziyiwufamanzuni？”
“fengli，nisuijiuwoyiming，quechumaisexiangyinyouwoaishangni，busigoubaci，wobuhuifangnizou。”
keweilejiuta，woyijingsilebaci。
今天，我一定要走。
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xiaojunhanjixukaikou：“yezhiyousilebaci，cainengrangnimingbaishengmingkegui，buhuisuiyigoudananren。”
wodangzhexiaojunhandemian，liangshouwoquan，yicishenchubagenshouzhi。
kan，woyijingsigoubaci，qiannideyegaihaiqingle。
xiaojunhanruhebudongwodeyisi，takanzhewohanleidelian，yanshenmingmingmiemie。
yankanxiaojunhanyousuodongyao，wofangfokandaolikaidexiwang，daiyaozaijiezaili，yuanchuquechuanlaihechisheng。
“jiumingmao，niyouzaisahuang！”
fengqingqingmeijianhuohongyinji，zairiguangxiayourulieyan。
ertajiexialaidehua，yourujiangwofangzailieyanshangzhikao。
“shangjieshi，nijiuhuanghualianpian，piandeneixiegongshouweiniqingdao。rujinchengren，nirengbuzizhong，weileququjitiaominghaizaisahuangmaican。”
“yishishouyishiren，jiumingmao，quelexiongxinghenanren，nibuhuisi。”
上界，又是上界。
weishenmezongshiyongwobujidedeshilaizhizewo。
wolianshangshanguonankan，zhangzhezuijiyubianjie，fachudequeshiciernantingde“a、a”sheng。
xiaojunhanyiweiwoshibeijiechuanlexinsi，cairucizheji。
taxiangdaoganggangduiwodedongyaohelianmin，yanzhongmanshijifeng。
“fengli，nisahuangchengxing，wangwoyipianzhenxin，zhihuanlainideyiciciqipian，kanlaibierenjiaoni‘yachu’，bushimeiyoudaoli。”
xiaojunhandehua，rangwolianshangdexueseshunjiantundeganganjingjing。
fengqingqingqianyiyixiao，“xiaoshixiong，douguaiwo，zaishangjieshikantakelian，jiangtadaidaofengzu，jitayipianrongshenzhichu。”
“meichengxiangzheizhiniezhangzaoyihuaidaogenli，meirizhixiangzhemaicanqiunanrenlianai。rujinjiangtafangzaiyanxia，kanzhetabiesuiyigouyinnanren，luanshengniezhong，yesuanshiduitajindaozuihouyidianzhupuzerenle。”
xiaojunhanbinglengdipielewoyiyan，zhuanerwenroukanxiangfengqingqing。
“qingqing，niguiweishangjiefengzugongzhu，xiajiejiushicaishinidezeren，fengliyousuangeshenmedongxi，zhidenifeixinlaoli。”
“kuangqie，zhenggexiuzhenjieduinidoushibigongbijing，yedouzhidaotashinideshouchong，aiwujiwu，meirenhuiweinanta。”
fengqingqingkanzhexiaojunhanjunlangdemeiyan，honglelian。
“xiaoshixiong，neinini，qingqingzaishangjieshenfenzungui，zhuiqiuzhewushu，quecongweidongxin。kezicongkandaoshixiong，xinlijiubuzijuehuanxi......”
xiaojunhanruhehuida，wobuzhidao。
leiyanmohuxia，wozhiyinyuekandaoliangrenxieshou，yuezouyueyuan。
woqishenxiangdongfuzouqu，dasuanshoushidongxilikai。
“wa，shijienikuaikan，zongmenjingyouruciwumeidongrendexianzi。”
“xu！shimeiniganglaihaibuzhidao，tashijiushifengnvdeshouchong，xianshijidufengzugongzhudegaoguishenfen，jiamaoguofengnv。houyoubuzhixiuchi，yeyegouyinnanren，zaoletianqian，beiduya，dajiadoujiaotayachuni！”
我自嘲一笑。
yachu，youyayouchu，duanduanliangzi，shiwoyongminghuanlaidejieguo。
diyitiaoming，shiweiwodeaimuzhirenxiaojunhan，dangxiayaoshoudezhimingyiji。
zaitabaozhewotongkushi，wojingqijibanhuifulexintiao。
tarendingwosierfusheng，shifengzuniepan，jiangwodaihuiletianyuanzong。
dadianshang，wobeigongrendejiushifengnv，fengqingqingjielu，shuowozhishiyizhiniechujiumingmao。
suoyi，woyoule‘chu’zheigechenghu。
diertiaoming，woweilebubeiwaimendizidianwu，tiaoyaersi。
zhihouwozhaoxiaojunhanweiwobaochou，fengqingqingqueshuo：
“nishijiumingmao，xiai**jiaochun，yidingshinifachujiaosheng，zhudonggouyindeqitaren。”
weiquebaohuayuzhenshi，tazhaolaixiangyaodianwuwodedizizuozheng。
zaiwoqinzhehendemuguangzhong，neixiediziyizhijiangzuizetuixiangwo。
“shizheiniechuguyigouyinwo！”
“wodengririkuxiu，nalaideyinixinsi，zheichushengyankannabuxiawomen，huaihenzaixin，wuxianwomen。”
“haishuozijitiaoyaersi，kendingshihuche，nayourenweilebubeidianwu，jiuzishade？jianzhixiaotidazuo！”
“xiaoshixiong，wodengyuanwanga，haiqingweiwomenzuozhu！”
fengqingqingqingshengkaikou：“tingwenfanjianweilefangzhimaoer**luanjiao，doushijiangqiduya......”
xiaojunhanjiangmuguangtouxiangwo，yanzhongyouzhexianqiyouzhejuejue，haiyouyisibuyichajuedexinteng。
zici，wodechenghuyouduolege‘ya’。
两字合称：哑畜。