xiaoyuxili，mimengdeyuqizhaozhegaosudeyuwangfu。
“起棺——”
suizhexiaotaijianjianruidechanghesheng，lingtangzhengzhongyangdeguancaibeibagezhuanghantaiqi。
tangwaizhanzheyiweiheiyinanzi，jianmeixingmu，qichangfeiran，haositianshengdeshangweizhe。
zhengshidashengwangchaozuiweixianhedeyuwangdianxia，yuzeyu。
yuzeyuyiyanbufa，shensuidemouguangsuizhejinsinanmudeguancai，wurenzhixiaotaxinzhongzaixiangshenme。
“wangfeizongsuanshimeile，taneizhanglianbiguihaiyaochou，zenmepeideshangyuwangdianxia！”
“jiushi，ruobushichengxiangdinvdechushen，zenmekenengyouzheidenghaoyinyuan……”
youguifurenxiaoshengdidao：“chengxiangerxiaojiehenbucuo，suishishuchu，queluoluodafangdehen。”
cishi，diaoyanderenqunliyourenzaiqieqiesiyu。
yiweibaiyixiaojieyuezhongerchu，duanzhuangdixinglegeli，taxingmouhongzhong，xianranshikuguo，“zhangjiecishengnengyudaowangye，yisuanyuanman，chennvtizhangjiexieguoyuwangdianxia。”
“轰隆！”
shuran，yidaoleiguangpiguotianji，bawangfuzhaodeshabai。
“吱呀——”
guancailichuanchuyizhencierdeshengxiang。
baiyixiaojiebenjiuxinliyougui，cishigengshihedeshuangxiyiruan，guidaozaidi，zhandoudao：“wohaoxiangtingjianguancailiyoudongjing……nandao，naoguile？”
diaoyandezhongrendunshijianjiaoqilai，jijirangrangdisuochengleyituan！
yuzeyumouguanglengsu，lengjiaofenmingdelianpanghaowubolan，tiqiyaojianbaodao，chongzheguancaiyidaopilexiaqu。
tashisisuishangzhanchang，shiliusuiweimingyuanyang，sizaitadaoxiadewanghunbujiqishu，hainengzaiqingtianbairibeirenjihezhele？
“砰！”
jinsinanmuzhichengdeangguiguancaiyingshengerlie！
congzhongshenchuleyizhishabaibingliangdesushou，zhangzhangdezhijiaandanwuguang，wanrudiyulipachulaidenvguiyaoxianshenle！
“有鬼！”
院子里乱作一团。
yuzeyucuqimeitou，feisedebochunqingmin，lengxiaodao：“benwangdaoshiyaokankan，shiherenzhuangshennonggui。”
tashenchugujiefenmingdedashou，yibazhuazhuleneizhishou！
neizhishoucanliuzhexiexuyuwen，haishiruande，mingxianjiushihuoren！
“nannan……”guancailichuanchuyishengjingxidejiaosheng，suihouneizhisushoudezhurenyongliyizhuai。
yuzeyuyishijianmeipinghenghaoshenti，menhengyisheng，shentiwangqianqing，ganghaoheguancailideneirenlailegeqinmijiechu。
“啪！”
liangshuangchunchixiangyideshunjian，yuzeyudelianshangyeailezhongzhongdeyixia。
yuzeyudelianbeichoudewaixiangleyibian，shenbujiandideheimouyangqilebonu。
这人竟敢打他？
好胆！
“dengtuzi！”cuiruhuanglidenvshengzaiguancaineixiangqi。
tahaiyiweishizijinverdeshou，meixiangdaoshigechounanrende！
“si——”zhongrendengyuanleyanjing。
天老爷！
buguanzheiguancailishirenshigui，zhanshenyuwangnengailetadeda，tazheibeizi，douzhile！
xiayike，guancaitiaochuyiweiyishenheijinshouyidenvzi，tashenxingyaotiao，xiannonghedu，danshilianshangzhangmanlehouzi，kanzhehenshikepa。
tayuyuzeyuduishideyicha，liangrenjushiweiweiyizheng。
qinwuxintouyongqiyimokuse，haiyoufantiandaohaidenuyi。
jingranyouchuanyuehuilaile！nandao，heyuzeyudenieyuanzheibeizidoujiebukailema？
tashichengxiangfudizhangnv，wunianqianbeihuangdicihunjiyuzeyu。
huaiyunshengzishi，yuzeyulianhetadeshumeiguyiqianzoujieshenglaolao，tapinmingquanlishengxiashuangshengtaizhongdegege，quexuebeng！
tamingbugaijue，yanjianzheyaoyishiliangming，jingshichuanyuedaoleyigejiaozuo22shijideshijie，beikeyansuodeyishengmenjiulexialai。
qinwupingandanxiaxiaonver，yimianxuexiyishuhewugong，yimianhexiaonverzaixiandaixiangyiweiming。
tianyoubucefengyun，jiuzaijinri，tahesansuidenveryiqizaoyulechehuo，tachuanyuehuilezijidezanglishang，ersansuidenverquebuzhisuozong。
shuchuxiaojieqinqianyinguizuozaidishang，yanlishanguoyisiyuanhen，“ni……nibushisilema？”
tazheigezhangjie，nanchanxuebenghunmilesantian，xinglaihouyizhikaorencanlingzhidiaozheming，qianrizongsuanshiyanleqi，meixiangdao，jintianyouhuoleguolai！
pingshenmeyouzheimehaodeming！
qinwusaoletayiyan，mousebingburuhelingli，quewuduanduanjiaorenhaipa。
jiranchuanyuehuilaile，rihouyoudeshijihuibaodangrizhichou。
buguo，rujindedangwuzhijishizhaodaozijidenver！
qinwuchengzheguancailisuodiyuechu，xiangfuwaizouqu。
yidaoyuantingyuezhideshenyingdangzailetadeyanqian，tadeshouwanyebeilaolaodiqianzhi。
yuzeyujugaolinxiadikanzheta，fengmoulishanguoyimofuza，chenchendidao：“qinwu！jibenwangjieshiqingchu，niweihezhuangsi？daodishiyoushenmeqitu？”
dangchuqinwunanchanshengxialongfengtai，taizhongnverqueshigesitai。
qinwubeizherenbanvyingjirengle，congneishikaishi，yuzeyubianjuedetahaosihuanlegerenside！
buzhiweihe，zaiqinwujieguanerqideyike，taxinlishanguochaneiniantou，haoxiangcongqiandechengxiangfudaxiaojie，huilaile！
“gunkai。”qinwudemuguangningjie，lenglengdidao。
“nishuoshenme？”yuzeyumeitoucuqi。
qinwuchixiaoyisheng，zhilezhiqinqianyin，hanshengdao：“dangshi，woshengzinanchan，yaobushinihetazhizoujieshenglaolaohetaiyi，wozenhuixiansihaisheng？xianzaizhuangshenqing，niyiweinishishenmedongxi？”
yuzeyuzenghenqinwumianrongchoulou，yitaweichi，yaoshaleta。
tazaitashanghunmi，kuaiyaochuanyuequxiandaizhiqian，tingqinqianyinshuodeqingqingchuchu。
“nizaishuoshenme？”yuzeyubochunweimin，feiyisuosididao。
qinqianyinzoushangqianlai，weiqudidao：“zhangjie，niwuhuile，doushiwodecuo，qingninbuyaochongwangyesaqi！”
haoyiguqingxiangpubidelvchaweidao！
yaobushihaiyouyaoshi，qinwugaodijitaliangdaerguazi，zhishixianzai，tahaiyaoquzhaonver，bunengherenzhalangfeishijian。
qinwulianlianyaotou，hanxiaodao：“lajipeigou，tianzhangdijiu。nimenhaizhenshihezaiyiqi！”
“ni……”qinqianyinyikouyinyaxianxieyaosui。
zhengzaikanxidezhongrenxinzhongdoushengqileyigedadadewenhao，chengxiangfudedaxiaojiepiqishizuiruannuodele，zendesileyihui，bianderuciganglie？
jianyuzeyuhaibuyuanyisashou，qinwumianwubiaoqingdidao：“yuzeyu，womenheliba。dangchuaishangni，shiwoxialeyanjing！”
tajingliguoxiandaidejiaoyu，yigenvzimeiyounanren，zhaoyangkeyihuodeyouziyouwei！
yuzeyudeyanzhongsiyouyidaoliefeng，qinwuzhiyiweizijikanhualeyan。
渣男怎么会心痛？
tazaiyuzeyudehukouxuedaoyongliyidian，yuzeyuchitongshoushou。
yushi，qinwuniutoujiuyaozou，cishirenqunzhongturanchuanchuyishengjinghu！
“xiaoshizi！ninzenmele！”
yiweiyuemosansisuidenantonghongrandaodi。
qinwukanguoqu，buyoudejiaobuweiweiyidun。
takanbuqingneihaizidelian，quebuzhiweihe，xinlipengranfatong。