第4章
啊呸！
xuranzhongyufaxianshinalibuduiweile。
zuotiantajingdayile，meiyoushan......
zheinvtuomingxianjingshenqianzhengchanga！
wenxifudeshijiusuanle，haichaletashibadaizuzong？
可拉到吧！
徐然一个字都不信。
zhidingshizuotianchulaideshihoubeizheinvdegenzongle，kandaoletadeche。
“wokejinggaoni，wobuguannixinliyoushenmexiangfa，jintianniyaoshibaxiyanza，nideweikuanjiumeiyoule！”
xuranxianglexiang，haishijuedekeyiqiangjiuyixia。
guanjianbuqiangjiuyebuxing，xianzaidou11dianle，tagenbenmeishijianzaizhaoren。
“ok，wobaozhengjintiandexibuhuiyanza，nei，nixianbadongxifangle？”
linjiayinzhilezhixuranlinzhedelipin。
徐然闻言略安心。
raner，jiuzaitabahoubeixiangsuohao，zhunbeikaichedeshihou，linjiayinqueyibaqiangzouletadecheyaochi。
“nigansha？”xuranbuyouzhoumei。
“zuowocheba，nidechewozuobuguan。”
linjiayinfangfoyidiandoubuzaiyixurandenaonu，congsuishendebaolitaochuyibacheyaochi。
“叮咚！”
yaokongfachuyidaojiesuodeshengyin。
然后......
xuranjiukandaozaibuyuanchuneiliangzuixinkuanyueyeluhushang，shanshuoqihongdeng。
“lengshenme，shanglaia！”
linjiayinyijingliluodishangleche，yaoxiachechuang，chongzhefadaidexuranzhaoshou。
xuranhuiguoshenlai，zuijiaorenbuzhuluchuyisikuxiao。
yiliangluhushuomingbulesha。
dan，zuoweijiaokeshujibiedeyingdi，xurancikeyijingyishidaozijifanleyigetiandadecuowu。
tayixinxiangzhezhaoshenshangyoumingxingqizhidetuo。
danquehulveleyidian，tuodeshenshang，zenmekenengyoumingxingdeqizhini？
youqihaishilinjiayinzheizhong，yiyankanshangqu，napakanbudaoquanlian，douxiangmingxingdenvzi。
zheizhongqizhi，yibandemingxingdoubujiandeyou。
deshineizhongwanzhongzhumudedamingxing，yihuozhenzhengdehaomenqianjin，wangshigongzhudeng“guiren”shenshangcainengjubei。
“woshuo，meinv，nizheimedejiumeiyisile......”
shangchehou，xurandalazheyizhangliankuxiao：“wosuankanchulaile，nibushiyibanren，danniyebunengwanwoa！”
“我怎么玩你了？”
linjiayinhuitou，“wodouqinzijinidangsijile，nihaiyoushenmebumanyide？”
“niguanzheijiaodangsiji？”
xuranwuyu：“shiqingjingguowodougennishuoguole，woshizhendehenji，nibuyuanyijiabanwonvpengyou，nizuotianbudayingjiushile，meibiyaozhengzheimeyichuba？”
linjiayinwenyanshixiao，zhalezhaqiaopidedayanjing：“sheishuowobuyuanyijiabanninvpengyoule？”
xuranzhilezhizijideche：“wodongxidoufangcheshangle，niquebawoyaochiqiangle，haikaizheimeyihaochelai......”
“nishuozheigea？biewuhui，wozhishijuedetoucishangmen，dezhengzhongdian，danwokannitiaoneixiedongxi，youdianxiandewobugouchengyi。”
linjiayinzhilezhixuranshenhou：“suoyi，wolaideshihouzijizhunbeiledian。”
“呲！”
xuranxiayishishunzhelinjiayinsuozhihuitou，dunshirenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi！
好家伙！
zheishijishechipinzhuanjubanjiale？
xurancikemeiyidiankaixindeganjue。
zhijuegaosuta，tasihutanshangshile！
“bushi，neisha，meinv，zheiyang，wobuzhaonibangmanglechengma？dingjinwoyebuyaole，houhuiyouqixingbuxing？”
徐然现在只想下车。
danhenxianran，linjiayinbukenengdaying。
‘kaca’yisheng，chemenyijingbeisuozhule。
zuozaijiashiweidelinjiayinchedibashenzizhuanleguolai，zhishixuran：“nibuyongjinzhang，wojiushixianggennizuogejiaoyi。”
dunledun，linjiayinbuchongdao：“dangran，niyebuyaoyoushenmeluanqibazaodexiangfa，wolianguotaiquandao，baduan。”
“我......”
徐然欲哭无泪。
haohuaihuadourangnishuole，wohainengshuosha？
“qishihenjiandan，jiugennixiangguwodangtuoyiyang，woyexianggunidangtuo。”
“wodiaochalenidebeijing，nilaojiashisuzhoude，fumuzaijingyingfuzhuangshengyi，nishijiazhongduzi......jializichanzaiwuyizuoyou。”
“nishanggeyuegangbiye，dancongdasikaishijiumeiquguoxuexiao，jinbannianlaiyizhizaizhichihanfeifeicanjiaxuanxiu，hualebushaoqian，baokuonikaideneiliangche，yeyijingdiyajileyijiachexing。”
linjiayinrushujiazhen，jiangxurandejibenqingkuangshuolegemingmingbaibai。
dangran，zheixieqishibingbushitadiaochade。
zhibuguoxiangshishunian，tataiqingchuliangmengdexinggele。
jiranliangmeng“bang”hanfeifeihexuranfenshou，neijiushuomingliangmengzaojiujiangxurandeqingkuangdiaochadeyiqingerchu。
guoran，tabuguoganzaoquletanggongsi，jiuqingeryijudizailiangmengbangongzhuolizhaodaolexurandeziliao......
dangran，zheixie，linjiayinkebuhuigaosuxuran。
tayibianxinshangzhexuranjianjianjingedeshenqing，yibianyepoweigankaidao：“qishi，wohaitingxinshangnide，weilezhichinvpengyoudemengxiang，nengzuodaozheiyibu，zhendehennande，nisuiranmeishenmenengli，danqueshigehenyoudandangderen，zheiyeshiwozuizhongjuedingxuanzenideyuanyin。”
duifanghaizhendiaochaletashibabeizuzong？
xuranyuetingyuexinjing，zheinashitanshangshi？
这是摊上大事了啊！
buguantashangbeiziruhe，xianzaidouzhishiyigejialiyoudianxiaoqiandeputongbiyesheng。
xuranhenshibuandao：“neinixuanzewoshixiangrangwozuoshenme？wojiushiyigeputongren，bangbushangnishenmemangde......”
“不，你能。”
linjiayindaduanxuran，turandongshou，zhaixialeheisekouzhao。
jingenzhe，mojingyebeizhailexialai。
yizhangqingguoqingchengdeliandaner，meiyanbukefangwu。
yourujingzhideciqiyiban，fendiaoyuzhuo，yidianyidianxianlu，zuihouwanwanquanquandichengxianzailexuranmianqian。
“咕咚！”
raoshixuranshangbeizihezhuduonvshenjixiaohuapinpinhezuo，dinglifeifan，cikeyerenbuzhuyoupiankeshishen。
yixiaoqingrencheng，zaixiaoqingrenguo。
zheiyanzhi，guaibudeyaofanghudezheimeyanshi......
buguo，yejinjinzaipiankezhihou，huishendexuranliansebiannankanqilai。
最难消受美人恩！
suirantadeqingkuangyousuobutong，danhenxianran，lianzheizhongjibiedemeinvdouxuyaobangmangdeshi，kendingbushishahaoshi！
guoran，xuranzhengxiangzhe，jiutingdaolinjiayinzhuchunqingqi：“woxuyaonihewojiajiehun。”
“噗！”
xurandangchangfanbaiyan，chadianxinjigengsai！
“我不答应！”
zheigejibiedemeinvshashangliyouduoqiang，xurantaiqingchule！
hongyanhuoshuikebushishuoshuoeryi。
bengguanjiajiehunhaishizhenjiehun，dailaideyalijuebushixianzaidetanengkangzhude！
“ni......buyuanyi？”
linjiayincikedeshensehenshichayi。
tahenqingchuzijideyanzhimeili。
jiusuanzhishijiajiehun，linjiayinyewufaxiangxin，xuranjuranhuishunjianjujueta。
不过......
linjiayinzaoyouzhunbei：“wokeyizhifunibaochou，jiuanniguyongwodebiaozhun，yitianwuqian，bingqiezailingzhengdedangtian，yicixingzhifuni200wan，youlezheixieqian，nisuishinengjiangchediyadedaikuanhaiqing。”
“bu，bu，bu......”
徐然猛摇头。
meibaochoutadoujuedeweixianzhongzhong。
zheimegaodebaochou......juebijiusiyisheng！
linjiayinjianzhuangzhoulezhoudaimei，jixujiama：“niyijingbiyele，wokeyituoguanxibangnianpaiyigetimiandegongzuo，wodebieshuyekeyijinizhu，cheyenengsongnijibu。”
“nibuyongzaishuole！jiehunshibukenengjiehunde！”
linjiayinyueshijiama，xuranyuejuedeweixian。
dasitadoubunengdayinga！
“你......”
linjiayinyaoya，ganjueyoubeixiuru。
tajiuzheimebushouxurandaijianma？
qinaozhixia，linjiayinshuochushashoujian：“hao！xuran，ruguonibudaying，neiwojiubanihehanfeifeizhijiandeshi，yijinixiangguwodangtuodeshigaosunibama！”