“宿主！快上啊！”
hetiantianyigebaimichongcihuaguoquzhangkaishuangshoudangzaibaiyinanzimianqian。
“puci”yisheng，zhangjianchuanguotadexiongkou。
lairenbachuzhangjian，yanzhongshanshuoguiyideguangmang。
“tiantian！”zhumingyanshenyizhan，bahetiantianloujinhuaili。
tamingmingkeyidangzhude，shihetiantianchongchulairaoluanleta。
hetiantianzuijiaoyichuhongsexueyequedaizhexiaoyi，“shifu，tuerkeyi……baohu……shifu……”
hetiantiantouyiwaiyundaozaizhumingdehuaili。
hetiantianwenxitong：tazoulemeia？
xitongxiaomeng：tamengmianxiadezuijiaoshangyang，xiemeiyixiaohoujiuzoule。
何田田：……
xiaomeng：qileguaile，zheihaoganzenmejiukazai30budongni？
hetiantian：tashitieshixinchangma？wogenzaitashenbianyigeyue，jitazuoleyigeyuedefan，neikeshizaihuangshanyelingtiaoshuikanchaiwayecaizuochulaidefan！
hetiantianxinliku，tashishangdaxuediertianjunxunshizaicesuojiaohuashuailecailaidaozheigeshijie。
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xitong:lalala～suzhuninhao，woshixitongxiaomeng，huanyinglaidaoxiaoshuo《xiuxianrichangzhiqinglengshizunbeiwoliaofanle》，wojiangquanchengweininfuwu，zhizhishunliwanchengdajieju。
何田田:……
yuanlaishichuanshule，danshizheibenshutameikanguoa？
hetiantian：“woyaohuijia！”
xitong：suzhufangxin，zanmenxianshishijiedeshijianshizantingdee，wanchengrenwuhoukehuodeyibaiwanxianjinjiangli。
hetiantianxindongdanjingti：“tianshangbuhuidiaoxianbing，niyaojiwozuojushibushi？”
xitong：“shizheiyangde，zheigexiaoshuoshijiehaitaoleyicengnvpeijiushufanpainanerdegushie，xianzainvpeiyijingbeiqitachuanyuezhechuanle，tabayuannvzhushale，suoyiwoxuanzhongnilaiwanchengyuannvzhudegushie！”
hetiantian：“yejiushishuo，xianzaidezhujiaoshinverhenaner？”
xitong：“bushie，womenyuannvzhuxitonggennvpeixitongshijingzhengguanxie！qingsuzhuzuohaozhunbei，zhengxianvzhuzhiwei！”
hetiantian：“buzhenghuizenyang？”
xitongxiaoxixi：“huibeimoshae！”
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hetiantiangenzhexitongdetishizailubianyundaobeizhumingjiandao，erhuabushuoqiangxingbaishi，xiebeientubao。
zhumingmeishuoshenme，morenletazheigetudi。
zheiyigeyueyaozhuangwenwanrenshequjiahaogan，danshizheihaoganjiadao30jiubudongle。
hetiantian：“niquedingtaxihuanwenwandenvzima？”
xiaomengxinxinmanman：“dangranla！zanmenyuanyuannvzhujiushiyigeqizhiwenwan，kezhiyoulideda**，liangrenaileyoubuganaidelacherangduzhekandezhuaxinnaogan。”
nvpeiranxingwu，yejiushixianzaidenvzhu，tafaxianlezhumingshenbianchuxianleyigenvziyaolaishata，hetiantianzaixitongdejiaosuoxiajizhumingdangjian，suirantabuxuyao……
danshizheihaoganduyidiandoumeizhang！
hetiantian：nishibushipianren？tongsiwole！
xiaomeng：wobuzhidaoa！shibushisuzhubiaoyantaijiale？
hetiantian：wodexinbeitonglegekouziei！wobiaoyandetaijiale？
xiaomengshuoguo，zhumingyidinghuijiuta，daitahuizongmenkaiqizhengshiqingjie，suoyitacaigan。
takeshishenchuan，yidingbunengsi！
hetiantian：xiaomeng，wotingshuoxitongdouyoushenmeshangcheng，youzhitongwanshenmede？
xiaomeng：buhaoyisiesuzhu，xiaomengshigexinshouxitong，diyicishangban，haiweishengji，meiyouquanxiane！
hetiantian：……nizenmejiuxuanzhongwole？
xiaomeng：suzhu，tamashangjiujiunile，buhuitongtaijiule。
hetiantianganjuezijibeirenbaozhe，neirenshenxingyouxiebuwen。
hetiantianshangdetaizhong，zhumingbasuoyoudelinglidouyonglaiyangzhehetiantiandeshangkou，tazaizhiqingshanshanmenluoxia，bahetiantianfangzaidishang。
kanmendizishangqian，“zhumingshishu！nizenmele？”
zhumingkanxianghuailijinbishuangyandehetiantian，tadexueyeyetongyangranhongletadebaiyi。
“叫紫铃仙子来。”
“是！”
……
hetiantianganjuezijibeifangzaishuizhong，butingyoushuizhuluozaitadejianbang，shirundeshouzhibutingzaitalianshanghuaguo。
“居然没死？”
hetiantianzhengyan，xianchuxiandeshijinzaizhichidemeirenmouzi。
tahoutuiyibukaozaichizibianyuan，“ranxingwu！”
zheijiushi《jiaohuibingjiaoshidiaizhihoutatiantianyaoai》denvzhu，《shizun》denvpei，benlaijiushichuanyuezhederanxingwubeizhendechuanyuezhechuanle。
ranxingwuxiaoleqilai，neimouzimingliangchunzhen，quemeiyouyisixiaoyi，tazhizuijiaoshangyang，“nipawo？”
xiaomeng：suzhuwenzhua！tabuzhidaonizhidaotashigonglvezhe，tayebuzhidao……
ranxingwu：“nishilaidingtineigeda**de？”
hetiantian：？xiaomeng，zheizenmehuishi？
xiaomeng：suzhuyanjitaichale，beikanchuanle！
hetiantian：nibuyaoshuaiguo，wozheixiongkoubushibeitatongguoma？
xiaomeng：suzhu，jiayoue！
ranxingwutaiqihetiantiandexiaba，“nizenmexuanlegezheiyangdepinang？”
hetiantian：“zenmele？”
xiuxianjiehaigaowaimaoqishi？
ranxingwuxianqidi“ze”yisheng，“wocainidegonglvehennanjinxingba？”
hetiantianzhoumei，tazenmezhidao？
ranxingwukanzhetadebiaoqingjuedeyouxiehaoxiao，tataishou，yimianjingzichuxianzaitashouzhong，taliqilaifangzaihetiantianmianqian。
“xiuxianjierenrenpifubaixixini，rongmaobushuojuemei，yejuebuhuiputong，erni，yetaiyibanle。”
hetiantiankanjianjingzizhongdeziji，tafushangzijidelian。
xiaomengzhejidao：suzhu，tazaipuania！nishixiaomengjianguozuipiaoliangdesuzhule！
hetiantian：……nibujiujianguowoyigesuzhuma？
小萌：……
hetiantian：wozheizhanglianqueshisuanbushangdameiren，danyesuanqingli，wokeshiwomencuncunhuani！
xiaomengfangxin：yuanshiwoduoxiangle……
ranxingwushoulejingzi，“fanzhengniyebuhuiying，burulikaizhiqingshan，yexuhainengliuxiayitiaoming。”
何田田：“哦。”
“nimenzaishuoshenmeni？”xuzilingcongwuzilizouchulai，bayiwufangzaianbian。
ranxingwushanglean，“shifu，xiaoshimeishuotabuxihuanzheili。”
hetiantiandengdayanjingkanyiyanranxingwu，duiwenroujiejiefengkuangyaoshou，“meiyou！”
她零帧起手冤枉她！
xuzilingdunxia，wenroukaikou，“tiantian，nishifuzaiwaimiandengni，huanhaoyifuchulaiba。”
shuowantalazheranxingwuzoule。
xuzilingduiranxingwuyeshitongyangwenrou，“youmeiyouhaohaojishimeiliaoshang？”
ranxingwulazhetadeshou，“shifu，wohenrenzhenjitaliaoshangle！”
tahuitoubujingyipieyiyanhetiantian，yanzhongshishizaibidedexiaoyi。
hetiantianmeikanjianzheigeyanshen，taditoukanzhezijishenshangdebosha，xiongkoudeshangkouyijingjiebale。
tahuanhaoyifuzouchuqu，zhumingbeiduizhetabeishouzhanzaiyuanziwaimian。
“师父！”
xiaomeng：suzhu，zhuyirenshe！xianzaiyijingshizhengshizouqingjiele！
zhumingzhuanshen：“tiantian，niganjuezenmeyang？”
qingfengchuiqitadeyibaihefasi，talianshangshihuabukaidebinglengdanmo，zhiyouneimouzidaidianwenroudexiaoyi。
hetiantian：mianduizheiyangyizhangmeideqinglengchuchendelian，wokongzhibuzhuma！
小萌：任务啊！
hetiantian：taqinzilaijiewoei，haoganduzhendemeishangshengma？
小萌：没有。