第一章 倒霉蛋

hunanwuguangdezhulou,wuheijunliedezhumulimimanzhefulansuanchoudeqiwei。

地上躺着一个死人。

sirenyishanbuzheng,shuangmuyuandeng,fengxilidebaiguangluozaijifushangyingchujiqiyaoyandeguang。

异变陡生。

yuanbenyidongbudongdesirenturanquanshenjuliezhandou,houjianfachu“hehe”sheng,jinjiezhezhenggeshentixianganzaianbanshangdeshousideyuyibanxunsushangdan,you“peng”dezaluodishang。

dibanzaoyikulie,cikefachunantingde“zhiya”sheng,sirenquanshenjingluan,jiaozhangneiquan,shouzhishenjinhoujianyonglikouwa,bansuizheqianglieoutu,shubuqingdeleishuigunluoxialai。

楚冰活过来了。

beichezhuangfeidejutonghaichanraozailinghunzhijian,bijiansihuhaiyounonghoudexuexingwei,feifujiansuanshuifanyong,tuchuzuihouyikoudanzhidechubingjinpilijin,tayegubushangjiangjiu,fantangzaihuiwupang。

chuanyunleqi,chubingchengzhedibanpaqilai,quejinghaidikandaolekuchaiyibandeshoubeiyijigankujuanbiandediban。

这……是梦里?

tayaoyaohuanghuangcongdibanshangpaqilai,yiyanchoujiandishangrengzheyimianhuangtongjingzi,zaihuangusizhou,jushizhuzizuochengdeqiangmiandiban,meiyoujiaju,zhizaizhongyangpuzheyigezhuxi。

chubingkandeshizezechengqi,lanjingzizhaocaizhongyubazijiheleyitiao。

jingzihunhuangyingchulaiyizhangjiduxueshoudelian,yanxiaheiqingyipian,pianzuichunjiqihongyan,huoshengshengyigeshenzhailigui,fanzhenghezijiyidianbuxiang。

chubingzuoweijiangshidiyiyiyuanfuchankezhuzhiyishi,meitianhexueroumohudajiaodaoderenyeshenleyixia,dunangzhefangxiajingzi,panshanzhedakaiwumenzouchuqu。

kaimendechaneijianwushuyangguangyongjinlai。

wuneidechenlizaiyangguangxiafeiwuzhangyang,pifushangdeyinlengbeiwennuanqusan,chubingxinlishengqileyidaohuangdangandezhenshigan。

nvrendeshentaiqingyingruofuliu,mianrujinbo,chunseruxue,zhanzaidapianyangguanglimanmumiwangbuxiangshentu,daoxiangegui。

yourenzizhulouxiashijieershang,yitaitoubiankandaozheifujingxiang,dengshilengzaiyuandi。

cihoushushiniannaizhisiqianzuihouyike,miaofenghuiyiwangshijiebanborongza,weiduzheiyikedejingyanmihuan,yongshengyongshiyejuebuhuiwangji。

楚冰也看到了来人。

shaonianetoushangbumanxixiaodehanzhu,zhangfagaogaoshuqi,shangzheyijianehuangsezhaixiuhuayehuolianduanyi,xiamianshitongsehuawenzhangku,jiaoshangdengzheyishuanglupiduanxue。

zaidianxingbuguodemiaojiangrendaban,ehuangsezheibanjiaonendeyansejuranbeitayingshengshengchuanchuleyiguhuopopodeshaonianqi。

zhishihaimeidengtakaikou,jiexiahuiguoshenlaidedeshaonianyijingxingchongchongdijuqishouzhongdebudouyaogong:“chujiejie,nixingle!wojinizhailaiguozile!”

chubingkanneijiliguoziwaibiaohongrunxianliang,sihubucuo,jieguolaizhiyaoleyikoumianmujiuzhengningqilai。

“peipeipei!zenmezheimesuan!”ziyaliezuidetuchuguozi,chubingkanzheshaonianmeihaoqidewendao:“nisheia?zenmepaowomenglilaile?”

shaoniantingdaozheihuazhenjingdedengdaleyanjing,suijiyouxiangdaoleshenmebiandemanlianweiqu,biezhezuidiguolaiyizhangbobozhuanyihuati:“zheishilaocunzhangrangwozhuanjiaojinideluohushu。”

chubingyitouwushui,jieguolaiyikanzhongyanglianggezi:chuyao。