baisudeshentishuobushangnalitengtong，zhishijuedelianshangyoudianyangyangde。
kandaozheigenanrenjinlai，tajiuzhezheigezishichengzhenaodai，shoudazailetunbu，meimuqingtiao，daliangzheta。
系统，他谁呀？
【di——gongxixiaojiejiezhaodaorenwumubiao：nanxian。】
【chufazhuxianrenwu：zhengjiufanpainanxian，rangtashouzhongzhengqin。】
yo，jingranzheimekuaijiuzhaodaofanpaile，haisongshangmenlai。
就别怪她逮住来薅。
baisuhongchunyigou，“gongzi，nichengqinlema？”
nanzibeitazheimeyiwenlengzhule：“weiceng。”
“youguonvrenma？pochulema？”
nanzidehuximingxiandeyizhi，jiusuandaizhemianju，dounengganjuedaotadeyanshenshiduomedechayi。
“haole，wozhidaole。jirannijiulewo，wojiudeyishenxiangxu，xianggong~”
baisuyagenjiumeiyoujitashuohuadejihui，zhijietiantiandehanletayisheng。
【……】xiaojiejiezheiyiboshenmeshencaozuo？
xiangyaozhijizhibibaizhanbaisheng，jiudebarenshuanzaishenbian，cainenggouchenggong！
【……】歪理。
nanzijinlaidejiaobuyidun，waimiandefengqingqingdechuifuguolai，fangneideweimu，suifengpiaodang，batadeshenyingzhezhu，yipianmenglong，qizhiqingjue，danranruzhu。
zhishihuanleyihuier，jiujixutaijiaojinlai。
“guniangshifouhaimeiqingxing，zhengzaishuohuhua？”
baisuwaitou，zuijiaoqinzhexiaosi：“daizhemianjuderenyaomezhangdehenhaokan，yaomezhangdehenchou，wozheizhongqingguoqingchengderongmao，haipeibushangnima？fanzhengwojiurendingnile！”
jiajileta，bujiunenggenghaodezhangkongtama？
kanhaiziyiyangkanzheta，jiubuhuigennanzhuqichongtule。
duile，xitongnihaimeigaosuwo，fanpaidejuqingni。
【稍等传送。】
nanzitingdaotazheimeyishuo，dishengxiaole，cixingbandexiaorongyueergouren。
“guniang，jiunidekebushiwo，shiwodeshiwei，ruguoniyaoyishenxiangxu，wokebawodeshiweizengyuguniang。”
“………”
baisuxiankaibeizi，luchulejingyingtouzhexuebaideshuangjiao，nanziyanmouweidong，youshoulianlemeimu，shixiandichui。
tacongchuangshangxialai，yishuangqingchedeyanmouyunhanzhejifendeeyi，youdaizhejifendewugulaidaoletadegenqian。
tagouzhunanzideyixiu，turankaojinleta，chunbanzhilitayilimidejuli，chiredehuxi，xianghudejiaochan。
“kebenguniangjiukanshangnile，niconghaishibucong？”
“kanlaizaixiahaijianleyigemafanhuilai？”
baisulouzhuletadebozi，zhenggerenguazaitadeshenshang，duizhetadeerbianqingqingdehaleyikouqi：“quwoduiniyoumeiyoushenmehuaichu。”
wenredeqixipensazaitadeerchui，susumamadeganjuerangtaquantoujinnie，hunshenwanruchudianyibanbatatuikai，gentalakailejulile。
mianjuxiadetongrenqiheishensui，dingdingdekanzheta，xinsibaizhuan。
zheigesuweimoumiandenvziturancongtianerjiang，benlaibudasuanjiu，keshiweishuotahaiyouqi，tajuedejingqi，congzheimegaodedifangshuaixialaidoumeisi，bianjiantahuilaiyangzhe。
quemeixiangdaoyiyezhijianjiuhaodezheimekuai。
nandaotajiushihuangdixunzhaoxujiudeyaonv？
chuanshuoyaonvshiyaowanggulianzhixujiudeyaoren，baidubuqin，xianxuehainenggoujiebaidu。
gengzhongyaodeshi，huangdizuijinlianzaodezhangshengbulaoyaojiuchayaonvdexianxue。
jinriyizhidouzaixunzhao，eryaonvjiushishangkounengkuaisudezhiyu，jianchengbusiren。