第1章
wuyijiaqihuilaojiadinghun，nanyoujiwocailiyiwanyiqianyi。
xiaoyizhidaohoujiansuandichaofengdao：“zhenshigouhansuande，wogangmaidegoudoubuzhizheigeshu。”
weilexiuruwo，tahaiyongwodemingzijigouquming。
getianwojiumailezhiji，qulexiaoyidemingzi。
tazhidaohouyangyanyaorangtade“fuhaolaogong”shoushiwomenquanjia。
dinghundangtian，xiaoyilazhetadefuhaolaogonglaizachangzi。
nanyoukandaolairen，shunjianlengzaiyuandi。
“ba，zenmelaile，bushishuomangzhezaiguowaichuchama？”
小姨傻眼了，？？？
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wuyixiaozhangjiaqi，wobagangzaijiazuqunlifalewoyaodinghundexiaoxi，xiaoyijiufayuyinwendao：
“nengrangwoerjiesongkoujianver，duifangshijileduoshaocailia？”
womahuileju：“yiwanyiqianyi，yishengyishiyishuangrendeyisi。”
xiayimiao，qunlidanchuyitiaosishimiaodeyuyin，youershimiaodoushixiaoyijianruidexiaosheng。
“dangnianyouhaodenimenbuyao，xianzaijialegeqiongxiaozi，haishuoshenmeyishengyishi，erjieerjiefu，wodoutinimenxintenghaizi。”
jinnianchunjie，xiaoyijiwojieshaoleyigesishisui，liyidaiwadebaogongtou。
meidazhaohujiudaizherendaowojia，jieguobeiwobawomanasaobaganlechuqu。
houlaineinandezijizhaoshangmen，xunwenxiaoyidexialuo，womencaizhidaotashoulerenbaqiankuaijieshaofei，chengnuojitazhaogenianqingpiaoliangdedaxuesheng。
erwochengletademianfeiziyuan。
yinweizheishiwomenyijiashanletadehaoyou，laheidianhua，duanjuewanglai。
sheizhisangeyueqian，xiaoyibanglegeliushiduosuidefuhao。
congsichuduozhaideguojielaoshu，bianchenglechengtianxuanfudexianyanbao。
wozaojiuxiangdutadezuile。
“woweihunfubushishenmekousounan，tagangjiwobatilexinche，cailishiwodezhuyi，zhishishunyinglijie，zougeyishi，qianduoqianshaobuzhongyao。”
wobajingenzheshaichuhebiyadideheying：“xiaohuozifeiyaomai，shuorangkaizhewanwan。”
dayilianfasangeshudamuzhidebiaoqing:“yunyunhenyouxiu，jiugaipeizheimehaodenvxu！”
xiaoyiyoujiansuandao：“budaosanshiwandecheyejiaoche？anbuanquana？zuoyishizhenpidema？zuolebuhuiguominba？”
woerguxinzhikoukuai，zhijieaitelewodabo：
“hujiaoqunzhu，nengbunengbazheihuotile？”
dabohuileyige“jiahewanshixing”debiaoqingbao：
“doushiqinqi，shaoshuoliangju。yunyunshidasuanzaijiaban，haishiqujiudian？”
“womendasuanyiqiecongjian，zaijialichidunfanjiuxing。denghunlideshihouzaihaohaoyanqingdajia！”
wohechenganxudoubuxizhangyang，shenzhixianglinggezhengjiuwanshi。
奈何我爸不同意。
tashuoyaofengfengguangguangjianver，shunbianbajichuqudefenziqianshouhuilai，womencaimianqiangdayinganzhaoliuchenglai。
wohuifuwan，qinqimendoubiaoshidaoshihouhuilaibangmang，zhiyouxiaoyimanshibuxie：
“nijianeiyuanzibazhangda，zuodexianeimeduorenma？”
womahuidao：“nibuyongcaoxinzheige，fanzhengyemeiyounideweizhi。”
“erjie，nizheihuashenmeyisi？”
【fengyuzhongdemeigui】pailepai【qinaideliunvshi】。
“wonajuhuashuodebudui？jiuyinweiwoshuoleshihua，nijiuburangwoqu？”
“别装死，说话！”
womazaotuichuleliaotiankuang，cikezhengyouxianditangzaishafashangshuashipin，pingtazenmejiaoxiaoyebulihui。
zuihoushidabochulaidanghaoren：“doushiqinqi，shaoshuoliangju。”