第3章
ciriwoqilegedazao，paodaoshichangmailezhihuojihuilai。
baipaijizhanghou，fadaoqunli：
“xinyangdechongwu，bianyihuo，buyaojiubaijiu，buyaojiushijiu，zhiyaoliushijiu，quminglili，keaiba？”
ergujielianfalesangebiaoqingbao：
“yangjitianwanwan，jiurangnibajinidunlebubushenzi！”
wobapailezuotianchishengdejiroufachulai：
“bieguanshenmeji，doushixiajiucai。”
xiaoyifachujianruidebaomingsheng。
“nimenyichangyihede，masheishiji？masheishixiajiucai？”
dayiqingpiaopiaodao：“jiaolilideduolequle，nigenzhijiqiangshenmemingzi？”
xiaoyifafengbanlianfalesantiaozhangyuyin，shuohuadetongshi，haijiazazhegoudecanjiao。
wobujinweineitiaowugudebixiongmoai。
“xiaoyi，niruguobushizhenxinxiangyanggou，hebiquzhemoyitiaoshengmingni？”
“niyigewanbei，hailunbudaolaijiaoyuwo！haiganmawoshiji，wokannicaibuganbujingni！turanpaohuijialaizhuzhe，haishuoyaodinghun，bieshiweihunxianyunleba？”
woyebujidong，manyouyoudihetazhouxuan，wanrudouyizhidianzichongwu。
“woxiujiazaijia，zhenghaobahundingle，youshenmewentima？niyaoshixianmu，rangnimenjialaobabyyejinigeyishiganbei？”
大姨接过话茬：
“shiasanmei，nigenleneilaotouhaojigeyueleba？yebushuodaichulairangdajiajianjian，bieshigeyoujiashideba？”
“dajie，womenjiaayegongzuomang，nashisheidounengjiande？buguoyaoshiwokaikou，yaoqingtacanjiawaishengnvdedinghunyan，tadangranhuishanglian。”
shuowan，tayouaitewoma：“kexierjieburangwoqu，nimenna，meizheigefufenle！”
womaanxiayuyinjian，huaqueshiduiwobashuode：
“laolin，yihuierbaneizhijizaile，taobitaochaodewotouteng。”
womazheihuayichu，xiaoyichedijiyanle，zhimingdaoxingjiaomaqilai：
“chenxiaolannizhuangshenme？jialegejiaoshudeyoushenmelebuqide？dangnianyaobushiwomeishangtai，zheihaoshinenglundeshangni？”
我听说过这段八卦。
dangnianzhenshanggaowenyiyanchu，yuandingdenvzhuchirenchuledianzhuangkuang，bunengshangchang。
fuzederenganghaoshiwobiaojiu，yushijiuzhaodaolexiaoyi，tanianguoshu，yiqianzhuchiguoxuexiaodewanhui，jiugechangbuchengwenti。
danxiaoyiqinggao，buxiezuotibu。
yushiwomajiumaosuizijian，buxiangbujinshunlizhuchiwanlewanhui，hainaxialewobadefangxin。
womakuseyixiao，baneidianwangshidoudoulechulai：
“dangnianbamazoudezao，dajieyigerengongbuqiwomenliangge，wozhudongbanianshudejihuirangjini，nibuzhenxiyejiusuanle。
wojianniqiaobushangdezhuchi，yuanwoxueshengshidaimeiyoudachengdeyigemeng，niyoushenmekezhizede？
nixianzaizijiganneidiurendeshi，diuwomenchenjiadelian，womenshuodezainanting，niyegaishouzhe！”
xiaoyibashengdiaobadebiwomahaigao，fangfoyaocongqishiyaguota：
“wozenmediurenle？ayedelaopozaojiusile，woyoushenmekediurende？
yaobuleduozhangshijian，wojiushiguitaitaile，daoshirangwomenjiaayehaohaoshoushinimenyijiazi！”
womameiyouhuifuta，ershibashoujidiuzaishafashang，duzizoudaoyangtai，momowangzhechuangwai。
wobagenguoqu，qingqingpaizhetadejianbang，shuolejijueryu。