第1章
baijiudingzhediannaopingmushangmiandexitong，dengzhejiexialaidefenpeiduishou，jintiantakeshimeiyouqushangneigezixike，jiushiweilezheigeyuedehuodongpkhuodong，haibushikanzhongleqianshidejiangli，burantazenmehuimeiyouqushangzixike。
“zhendeshitaimanle，zenmekeyizheimeman。”baijiunazheshuibeiheleyikoushui，yibianyongshubiaodianjizhezijiderenwu。
turan，yigesiliaotiaochulaile。
“ng？”baijiufangxiashuibei，kanzheturantiaochulaidesiliao，shubiaowangneiliyiyi，faxianleshuxidemingzi。
【siliao】[sifangcaibixuhongshaorou]：jiuerjiuer，biewanglejitianwanshangdefubena。
【siliao】[baijiajiuer]：zhidaolezhidaole，woyoubuhuiwangji，buyaozhejima。
【siliao】[sifangcaibixuhongshaorou]：wohaoburongyicouqiyigedui，dangranzhejile。haiyoua，jiuernijingrancanjiapkdasai，nijiubunengliudianweizhijixinrenma？
【siliao】[baijiajiuer]：wocanjiazenmele？niyebukankanwomenfupaixingbang，qianwudouqule，wojiubunengcanjiama！
【siliao】[sifangcaibixuhongshaorou]：nipaimingyebudia，dishia，womenfudishi，niqule，buzhaoyangbujineixiexinrenhuoluma？
【siliao】[baijiajiuer]：niguanwo，xitongfenpeichulaile，woxianzaiqubisai，denghuierliaoa。
【siliao】[sifangcaibixuhongshaorou]：xing，jiayoua。
baijiuguandiaolesiliao，mashangqiehuandaoleyouxiyemian，shunzhegangganggongbuchulaidemingdankanzhe，dengtazhaodaolezijidemingzi，yikandaotadeduishou，mashangheguile。
卧槽，这样还能玩？
baijiajiuervsyimoweihan
“wokao，wohaidashenmeda，hedashendawohaibushishudeneigeyigema？”baijiuwuzhexiongkou，biaoshizijizhendejieshoubulezheigexiaoxi。
gaoshenmeguia，haoburongyidajinlesiqiangsai，xianzaizheishijiwokaileyigetiandadewanxiaoma？
baijiutanleyikouqi，diankaizijidezhuangbei，xinxiangzhexianzaiyaobuyaoqushangchengnongyitaodingjizhuangbeilaikangkangdashendegongji？buxingbuxing，dashendecaozuozheimeniu，gujizijizaitademianqianhaiguobulejizhao，jiupujiele，haishibuyaolangfeiqianle。
jiuzaibaijiuhaizaijiujiedeshihou，xitongtixingtahaiyoushifenzhongjiukaishipkle，qingtazuohaozhunbei。
baijiukanzhexitongdegonggaolan，lengxiaoyisheng，heng，zuohaozhunbei？zuohaoshenmezhunbei？zuohaozenmesidezhunbeima！
suanle，fanzhengdoushiyaoshude，neijiukankanwozaidashendemianqianchengdelejifenzhonghaole。
baijiuyebuqukanzijidezhuangbeile，zhijiedianjinqudengzhedashendaochang。benlaiyiweitahuidengdashende，meiyouxiangdaohuishidashendengziji，xinxiangzhezijiyaobuyaoshangqudagezhaohuni？buguowanyidashenbulizijizenmeban？haishisuanleba。
qiaozhedashenyishendedingjizhuangbei，zheiqichangjianzhifenfenzhongyaoguia，haihaozijimeiyouqushangchengmaineiyitaodingjizhuangbei，jiusuanshimaile，yedabuguodashena。
baijiukanzhezuihoujifenzhongdedaojishi，nazheshuibeidasuanhekoushuiyayajing，turanfaxianzijiyouyigesiliao，yemeitaizhuyishishei，jiudiankaikanle。
zheibukanbuyaojin，yikanjiukuaiyaohekubaijiule。budaizheiyangwande，zheiyanghaizenmepka。
siliaoshiyigetaconglaijiumeiyouxiangdaoderen，yimoweihan。
【siliao】[yimoweihan]：furen，haiqingshouxialiuqing。