第1章 一个瞎,一个丑

“ba,ma,wobujia,wobujia!”

jinghaishishenjia,erxiaojieshenxibaozhemuqintangruoyun,kudemanlianshilei。

fuqinshenjianminzuozaiyipang,chajishangfangzheyizhangdahongsedehunshu,fengmianshangxiezheyigeqiujingyoulide“quan”zi。

shenjiahequanjiazaozaiershinianqianjiuxuxialehunyue。

yuanbenshenjianminyiweiquanjiahuilaiyigejichengrentiqin,quemeixiangdaozuihoudenglaidejuranshiquanjialaowu。

jushuoneigequanwuyeshigesishengzi,meiyoujichengquanyejiusuanle,shenzhirongmaochoulou,haishigexiazi。

yizhibeiquanjiarengzaimguo,renqizishengzimie。

shenjiayiweizheijinianzheigequanwuyedagaizaoyisizailemguo,zheichanghunshiziranyejiubuzuoshule。

buchengxiang,qianbujiutaturanshuoyaohuiguo,dangwanquanjiaderenjiushangmentiqin,xiwangliangjiajinkuaiwanhun。

shenjiadaxiaojieshenyanshiyulequanmingshengdazaodedanghongxiaohua,bingqiezhengzaihequanjialaosanquanshaoyilianai,yijingshiquanzilimorendequanshaonainai。

shenjiazhishengshenxizheigeernverle。

shenxitanzuozaidishang,wuzhelianwuyanzhe。

“ba,ma,wozhidaonimencongxiaojiupianxinjiejie,danwoyeshinimenqinshengdea,nimenjiurenxinkanwojiajiyigefeirenma?”

tangruoyunxintengdejiangtabaozaihuaili,huitouwangxiangzhangfu。

“xiaoxishuodedui,wobunengbawoqinshengnvertuixiahuokeng,suanmingdedoushuo,wolianggenvershifenggezhiming,jianglaiyaodafudaguide!zenmenengjiajiyigeqizi!zheimenqinshiwobutongyi!”

shenjianminzhoujinmeitou,“jiusuanneiquansitingzhishigesishengzi,danruguohuihun,zhipaquanjiabuhuishanbaganxiu。”

“zheimenqinshishinidingxiade,yaoburanniqugenquanjialianyin!zongzhiwobutongyi!”

tangruoyunyuqijianding,shenjianminyilianningzhong。

tazheigedangdiedeyouhechangbuxiwangnvernengjiagehaoguisu?

shenxicongmingpiaoliang,suiranxianzaihaishigeyishuxueyuandexuesheng,danyijingzaiwangjushangzuolenvzhujiao,qiantuyipiandahao,jiajiyigehaomenjichengrenjianzhizhirikedai。

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kanshenjianminyouyubujuedeyangzi,shenxiyaoleyaochun,yanzhongshanguojiaozhuohefenhen。

tayaodeshimiaoshiquanjinghaishidediwei,kebushijixiazidangbaomu!

zhengdangshenxibutingxiangduicedeshihou,quepiejianyigechuanzhebaiqunderenyingnazheshuibeiwangchufangzouqu。

shenximouziyiliang,yibazhuazhushenjianmindeyixiu,“ba,woyougehaozhuyi!rangbaochujiajiquanwuyebujiuhaole?”

“baochu?”shenjianminningmei。

baochushitaguoshiqianqishengdenver,wusuineinianbeirencongshenjiaguaizou,qianbujiucaigangzhaohuilai。

keshizheigezoushishiwuniandenveryebuzhidaojinglilexieshenme。

xiaoshihoumingmingshigepiaoliangkerendexiaoguniang,zhangdahouquebiandeyouchouyouben。

汤若云也十分赞成。

“wotongyixiaoxidehua,baochuneiyatouzhangchengneiyang,bieshuojiaruhaomenle,putongjiatingduitadouyaotuibisanshe!yanxianengjiajiquanwuye,duitalaishuoyijingshibukeduodedehaojihuile!”

“kebaochuneigeyangzi,quanjianengtongyima?”

yixiangdaobaochuweiweisuosuo,youzhangdechou,shenjianminshenpatadiulezijideren。

jianfuqinyouyule,shenxiyanjingshanzhejingguang,xunxunshanyou——

“ba,neitianquanjiarenshangmentiqin,youmeishuozhidingsheijia。baochuyeshishenjiadenver,genghekuangneigequanwuyeyoushigexiazi,baochuzhangdezaichoutayekanbujian。”