【004】马车怎么没有马

如果不是亲眼所见。

yexujueduibuhuiyourenxiangxinyigesansuinaiwadeduzijingrannengsaixiadabanxiangdetongzhuangpaomian。

奥雅是真的饿惨了。

chenshuideniansuili,tayizhimeiyouxishouguolingli。

shentiweileweichiyunzhuan,bianzaizheiduanshijianneizhujiansuoxiao,mianqiangdiaozheyitiaoming。

banxiangzipaomianzhongyujiejue。

aoyamanyidipaipaidupi。

xujiumeiyouganshouguodebaofuganzaizheiyikezhanjuletasuoyoudeshenjing,huijuzaiyiqi,bianchenglelianggezi。

——舒服。

zabazabazui,dalegebaoge,yongshoubeicadiaozuijiaodetangyouhou,naiwadejingshenzongsuanshihuifulebushao。

tazhanqishen,zhengxiangmomopangbianzheigerenleidetouyishiganxie,quefaxian——

jibianshizijizhanqilai,nanrenhaizuozhe,tazheiduangeboduantuier,yegenbengoubuzhenanrendetou。

奥雅:“……”

——wunengdexiaoshentiyo。

真是讨厌。

jianshenbiandenaiwachibaohezu,sijiyezongsuanyouxiangqilebaojingzheihuishi。

tacalebaeqiandehan,jianqidiaoluodeshouji,youdakailebohaojiemian,buguoxiayimiaojiubeiturantanchulaitoudenaiwajidangzhuleshixian,tingtamianmiandexiaonaiyinshuodao:“neisha,nihenbucuoaxiaobei。”

yikounaiyinqueshuochulelaoqihengqiudekuajianghuayu。

司机:“……”

shoujikanbudaole,tashizhebashoujinagao。

aoyayoubashenzicoujinlexie,dianqijiaojian,ganghaoyouzhezhushouji,xiaolianluchuleziyiweihenzunguidebiaoqing,lveweiyonglan,shishebandao:“niqingwochifan,wokeyishixianniyigeyuanwang。”

司机:“……”

pingmuyoukanbudaole,tazhideyounadiyidian。

“shuoshuoba。”aoyashuangshoubaozaixiongqian,dianjiaodianleileyouhuidaoyuanlaidegaodu,dangzaisijiyushoujizhongjian,zuijiaogoulechurutongwaizuilongwangyibandexiexiao,yanmouweimi,daizhezhongerzhibaobiaodeshenqing,“buguannixiangyaoshenme,nvren,quanshi,jinqian,haishidiwei,wodounengjini!”

司机:“……”

disancibeidangzhu,tashizairenbulele。

danjinliwenroushuohuadesijihaishiyingzhetoupirenxiaqu:“xiaomeimei,ni——”

jieguohuameishuowan,aoyajiu“ze”deyishengdaduanta,bugaoxingdibagaoyindiaodao:“eieieinizheizisunbeidejiaosheixiaomeimeini?”tabailetayiyan,yaoyaotou:“zhenshimeidameixiao。”

“……”

“……”

“……”

renwukeren,wuxuzairen。

sijichenmosanmiaohou,mourendelingzidisancibeitiqi。

aoyashuangjiaoturanlidi,jingdetazhazhayan,“……?”

ranhou,meidengrenfanyingguolai!

bansuizhesijiyishenggancuililuodi:“zouni!”

naiwadeshentibianbeisijizhizhidijirenglechuqu!

“哒!”

zaikongzhonghuaguoyitiaoyoumeidehuduzhihou,wenwendangdangdiluojinlemianbaocheli。

奥雅:“……”

放肆啊!!

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警车来的倒是快。

budaoshijifenzhong,aoyajiubeijingchedaizoule。

zouzhiqianqiheideyanjinghaichongmanlefennu,dengzheneigeyixiafanshangdezisunbeirenlei,yongzheyikouxiaonaiyinqigugudishuo:“dengwolangxiaozongzaidujueqitongzhixiuzhenjieherenjie,wodingdangrangnimenzheiqunwuzhifanrenfuchuyingyoudedaijia!wo——”

huameishuowan,chementuran“peng”deyishengguanbi!

aoyahoumiandehuabeizheileisi“jianlao”yiyangdechezihededunshishuobuchulaile!

tashentizhanleyixia,youhaoqidipenglepengcheshen,zhazhayan,pantuimianchaozuoyikaobeijixudaliang。

这什么玩意儿?

是马车吗?

但是马呢?

马在哪儿呢?

没马怎么跑的?

meidengtaxiangchugesuoyiran,chezifadong,xianghouguanxingrangaoyadexiaolianzhijiezhuangzailekaobeishang!

“砰!”

zuozaitashenbiandejianjingchaxiaojiejiemangbanaiwabaozhu,shuanhaoanquandai:“xiaomeimeibieluandong,dangxinshuaizhe。”

suirankaobeishiruande,danaoyadeguqidebizihaishizhuangtengle。

“wu……”youniandeshentishifencuiruo,yidiandianxiaomocadouhuihentong,aoyawuzhebizi,shuangyanhongtongtongde,leixianminganzhiji,renlexujiu,haishimeirenzhu,“wa”diyishengjiukulechulai!

“好痛啊啊!!”

zuozaitapangbiandejingchaxiaojiejieanweiliangshenghouhaishizaiku,zuizhongmeibanfa,zhinengbaoqiaoya,rangnaiwazuozaitatuishang,wenrouzheshengyinhongleyilu。

naiwabatoumaizaixiaojiejiexiongqian,butingchouye,liangzhixiaoshoubatadelingzizhuadejinjinde,xiangshoushangxiaonaimaoyiyangbukensashou。

zhidaochezidaojingchajule,xiaojiejielianhongdaiquan,caizhongyubaaoyacongzijishenshangbalalexiaqu。

shanjiaoxiadejingchajubuda,limiandeshushumenkanshangquweifenglinlin。

aoyaxianglexiang,yinggaishileisibukuaizhileidezhiwuba。