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wuyiquanjiafenliangliangchechuyou，
zhangfuhexiaoshuziyiliang，quezaoyuchehuo，
dieluogaosujiaqiao，shengsibuzhi。
wohedimeidexin，doutidaosangziyan，
denglesantiansanye，zhangfupinganguilai，dimeiquekuyunzaicesuo。
haiweidengwofanyingguolai，jiutingdaopopokebodehua：
“mengjiea，liangrenchumen，zhiyoujingyuyigerenhuoxialai，xianzainidimeigukuyirenshougua。”
“niniangjiapeijiadeneitaofangzi，shibushiyinggaibuchangjita？”
jiulianyixiangchongaiwodezhangfu，yegenzheshuo
“didilinsiqian，zhuazhewodeshou，rangwohaohaozhaogudimei。”
“zheiyangba，chulemengjiedefangzi，womenliangdecunkuanyedoupeichangjidimei。”
wodangjixiaole：“neiburu，lianwodezhangfuyepeichangjitaba。”
bushiwobujinrenqing，shizaishiyanqiandenanrenbushiwozhangfu，
ershiwodexiaoshuzi......
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wolvexianjiansuandehuayu，rangpopojinzhoumeitou：
“nizenmezheiyangzisi，nandaoxiaoyunshouguahaibugoukelian？”
wocuolecuoshoubeifuqidegeda，xiayishiquwozhangfudeshou，
tameiyouduo，xiangzhiqianneiyangfanwozhuwodeshou。
wobuzijuedimocatashoubeishangdeyueyashangkou，
neishiweiwoboxiaweiyiguo，buxiaoxinhuashangde。
rujinshangkouyiranzai，kejianneixiewenziweibishizhende。
jianwomeikaikou，poporengzaidiediebuxiu：
“yaobushinifeiyaowuyichumenyouwan，tamenhuiyudaoweixianma？”
“xianzaijingchenchuchehuoqushi，nizheigezuodasaode，nandaobuyinggaibiaoshibiaoshi？”
wobuzijuedidiandiantou，kaojinzhangfujibu，
pangbianzaicesuokuyundedimei，queqiaowushengxidexingleguolai。
“dasao，wogangshougua，nixianzaihedageninongwonong，bushichaowoxiongkouzhadaoma？”
tazuozaimatongshang，kudeshengyinsiya。
wenyanwoyuefajinwozhuzhangfudeshouwan，rangzijihetatiedegengjinyixie，
quemeihushidiao，dimeimeiyanjianshanguodejiduyufenhen。
popomengranchongchulai，yibajiangwohejiangjingchenlakai，
fanshouchoudaowodejibeishang：“nigexiaochangfu，xiaoshuzisilebushangxin，haidianjizhegoudananren。”
“wokanwodaerjiushibeinikeside。”
beidazhongdedifang，**ladeteng，
wominleminzuikaikou：“ma，nipingshipianxinxiaoshujiusuanle，zenmedaorujinlehaizuzhoujingyu。”
“mingmingsideshijingchen，weishenmeshuosideshidaer？”
popodezuibalikedunzhu，xiangshichileyizhicangying。
zhangfuqueborandanu：“goule，wojiusiyishenghuilai，mengjiegenwoqinjinyixiazenmele？”
“dixiyaoshikanbuguoqu，jiurangtahuizijijiaqu，woqudelaoposheiyebunengqifu。”
woxinligedengyisheng，zhuanguoshenqukanzheigenanren。
tasihuyidianyemeibian，haishineiyangweihuwo，
popoxianglaibuxihuanwo，zhengrizaijialijiduixiuruwo，
jiusuanwosannianweipojiashenglelianggeerzi，
rengjiubeitadihuicheng，zhihuishenghaizidelaomuzhu。
zaipopoxinli，bibushangyigehaizidoumeiyoudedixi，
zhishiyinweidixizuibabiwotian，
pingriliguanhuijiehuaxianfo。
kejishizaizheiyangdejiatingfenweizhong，woyecongmeijuedezhixi，
yuanyinhenjiandan，wozhangfuconglaidoumeirangwoshouguoweiqu，
wulunheshihedi，zhiyaopopokaikouxiuruwo，
tadouhuixiangxianzaizheiyang，jiangwoladaoshenhou，
为我舌战群雄。
womeirenzhu，kanzhezhangfudebeiying，
崩溃大哭。
zhangfuzhuanguoshen，xintengdejiangwolanzaihuaili：
“mengjie，nibiepa，youwozaini。”
wokudeyuefabunengziyi，
yinweiwozhidao，yanqianzheigenanren，
真的不是我老公，
ershihewolaogongzhangdeyoujiufenxiangdexiaoshu。