“wokanguojuben，benlaixiangzhezheijiaosehenshiheta，yinroubudengyuniangniangqiang，zhiyuni......pinangshibucuo。”
zhougongzidehuayulichongchizheduichenmingdebuxinrenheqingshi，buguochenmingdaoyebushengqi，xiangbiqineixiebeihoulaiyinzhaoderen，tadezheizhongzuofaxianranbuzhidaoqiangleduoshaobei。
mouzhongchengdushanglaijiangzheizhongrenshulezhihouhaimanhaoxiangchude。
yinweizhiyaotaxuanzhiyukou，zijiyidannengdedaotaderenke，zhihoujiubuhuizaiyoushenmebolan。
yaozhidao，zaiyigejuzulidangyigezhuyancunxinxiangyaonongmougepeijiao，neifangfashiyitaoyitaode，zhengdetalangbeilizudoushixiaoshi，ruguoshidayanyuan，yuanzilihaihuishengchuanmoumoumoudezuilesheisheishei，gendezuijinzhujiejieyebuhuangduorang。
qianshichibukuidechenmingziranbuhuizaifan。
“zhoulaoshi，wohuihaohaonulide，ninduodandai。”
chenmingxinshuowobinihaiyaozaozhidaonixiangrangchenkunlaiyanzheigejiaose。
buguozheiyishiyouwo，chenjihaishikaobianzhanba！
黑子说话！
dengjuzuderendaoqizhihou，dajiaweizhefangzhuozuoxia，jibenshiyouduishouxidezuozaipangbianhuozheduimian，daoyanbianjuzuozaizuiqianmian。
chenmingbajubenzaizhuozishangfanghao，tankaiyijingxielerenwuxiaochuandebijibenzaiyipang。
suiranyouxitongbangshen，keliangshidiyicicanjiazhengshiweiduhuidechenminghaishinanmianjinzhang。
chenmingwushengdaliangzhezhongren。
yanyuanzhong，zuisongchidewuyishililianjiehezhouxun，zheipianzibenjiuwenxibuduo，chucaidedadoushidaxi，duiyutamenlaishuoziranxinshounianlai。
fanshaohuangbenshenyejiushidaxingchushen，zheipianzilitadejingtouyedoushidaxi，nengdajiuxing，weiduhui？yaobuwojinilaitaocongtianerjiangdezhangfa？
zhiyuguilunmeihefanxiaoxuanyeshishenjingbaizhan，zheiyangdechanghebuzhidaojingliguoduoshaoci。
于是.......
还得是我春哥啊！
biekanchungezheiliangnianhuo，kepaidianyingshikaitianpiditouyizao，danshizijigenchungeyemeishaduishouxia？
zuizhongchenmingbamuguangsuodinglezhangxinyushenshang，zheiguniangmeiyuzhijianyouxiejiaomei，tagenchenmingtongsui，doushi87nianshengren，zaixilishiyangenzijiyouduishouxidewanguifei，erqiezijihaihuiwantadejiao。
chenmingkanguojuben，zheichangxijiushiyuhuatianhewanguifeizaigonglishangliangzenmechuzhisuhuirongdexi，zhibuguobenzishangxiedeshiyuhuatianbawanzhewanguifeideyuzu，buduantiaodouzheduifang，liangrenzhijianqifenaimei。
cishizhangxinyusihuyousuoganying，tongyangzhuanguomuguanggenchenmingduishi，youguoyanxijinglidetazaizheigexilizhongyubushiyiqunzhuyanzhongzilizuiqianderenle，tahaiyinyinyouxiexingfen。
jiuxiangyigexuezhazhongyunengjibierenjiangtileyiyang，erqieduifanghaitingshuaide。
“jiushizheishuaigegenwoyouduishouxi？xinghaoxinghao.......takezhenshuaiya。tingshuohaishigexinren，zheishihouyidinghenjinzhangba？neiwoyihuikebunengyongliguomeng，rangtajiebuzhuxiya。”
xiangdaozheili，taduizhechenmingzhanyanyixiao，neiyisihenmingque。
fangxinbashuaige，woyihuikendingbuhuirangnichuqiude！
一切有我！
陈鸣同样也对笑笑。
“zheijiejiezenmeduiwoxiao？kanqilaizheimeyouzixinma？wozenmeduitameishenmeyinxiang？nandaoshigeshilipai？neiwoyihuikedehaohaofahui！”
liangrenxiangshiyixiao，haosizaikongzhongpengzhuangzhongbicilejiedehuohua，dourenweizijijingquedejieshoudaoleduifangdexinhao。
weiduhuiqishishigerongzhangdeguocheng，dongzhesanwugexiaoshiwubizhengchang，zhuyanhaihao，tamenzheixiepeijiaodaomeiyouyingxingguidingfeidepeizhe，zhiyaolundaoyouzijidexifenshidaochangjiuxing。
kedaoyanshixulaoguai，yanyuanyoulilianjiehezhouxun，zhiyaoshizheishihouzaizulide，yemeirenganbulai。
tingzhelilianjiebuzenmezouxindetaicihezhouxunneishayaquejijuganranlideshengyin，chenmingyebingbujuedewuliao，fanerhaishibushizaibenzishangxiexiehuahua，chenminggentamendouyouduishouxi，dangranshiyuelejieduifangdejiaoseyuehao。
fanguanchunge，neijiushizuozaineilishenyoutianwai。
yifu“woshishei，wozaina，wozaiganshenme”deyangzi。
zheikebicanjiaxuanxiuleiduole。
wodoubuyongzenmefali，jiudeleguanjun，nimendianyingquanzenmehaidezhendaozhenqiangdeshanga？
后面配音不行吗？
zuzudenglejiangjinlianggexiaoshi，zhongyulundaolechenminghezhangxinyu，lilianjiehezhouxunyenengchenzhezheigedangkouxiuxipianke，tamensongchidekaozaiyizishang，raoyouxingzhidedaliangzhezheiduijunnanmeinv。
tinghaode，zuiqimatinghaokande。
yanjima......wuxiadongzuopian，yebushineimezhongyao。
他们全当养眼了。
yinweigenzijiduixideneigedongchangdetaijianyanyuanyaojinwandaowei，chenmingzhijietiaoguoledongxichangneiduanjingdianduibai，xianjinxinggenwanguifeideduishouxi。
chenminghezhangxinyuxiayishidetingzhishenzi，pengzhejubenxianshiduishiyiyan，ranhouyouzhangxinyuxiankaikou。
“painiquxichang，rangnizhangguangonglidaquan，nihebiquzhaoredongchangni？nidezhizeshifangfangongnvpashanghuangshangdelongchuang.......”
“停一下。”
xukezuozaiqianmianzhoumeidaduandao，talianxingyouxiexiaoshou，zhouqimeimaolaihenrongyijirenyizhongzaixiongrendeganjue。
zhangxinyuxinliyijin，xinshuodiurenle，gangcaihaixiangzhezhidaozhidaozheigeshuaigeni.......
“xinyu，nideyuqitaiduanzhuangle，yaomeiyidian，keyishidangdejiayidianqisheng.......kejiushineizhongganjue，mingbaiba？”
张馨雨有些愣神。
不是，啥感觉啊？
导演你倒是直说啊？
xukezirankanchuzheiguniangmeimingbaizijideyisi，xiangjiangdaoyanchushendetazaizheifangmiandejiangjiedaoyemeishenmebuhaoyiside。
“quzhaoneizhonggenqingrenzaichuangshangjianghuadeganjue。”
tashuodehenzhijie，zhangxinyudeerduoyixiazijiuhongle，xinghaoyoutoufazhedangcaimeibeirenfaxian。
tamashangxiangdaozijishipaideshihoukenenghaiyaobeimianqianzheigeshuaige......
真羞人！
tadenaojiangzizheihuierdouyaofeitengle，yuqiyebuzijueruanlejifen，xiayishidadao：“haode，haodedaoyan。”
“ei！dui！jiushizheigeganjue！jizhuzheigeganjue！henhao！”
徐可马上道。
zhangxinyudeerduogengrele。
tayiyaoya，jiranshidaoyanrangwobaochide，neikendingyebusuanwoxiangfazang.......
zheiguniangjixuzhegangcaidehuanxiang，kaikoudao：“.......nidezhizeshifangfangongnvpashanghuangshangdelongchuang，bushiquhedongchangdeneiqunnucaizhengquanduoshi。”
“bigangcaishaoweihaoleyidiandian，zaiyonglanyidian。”
徐可继续指导道。
“buruliuzaihougong，peiwowan，hongwokaixina？”
shuowan，tajingranhaibansuilejishengchuanxi。
chenmingxinshuojiejienikezhenhuodechuqu，buzhidaozheitayixiangjiangdaoyan，houqikendingyongpeiyindema？
“haishibuxing，zongjuedechaledianshenme......”
徐可说道。
zhangxinyuzhengyaodiaozheng，zheishihouzhouxunquezhanleqilai，suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongdaotadeshenshang。
zhijianzhouxunshishiranduobudaozhangxinyupangbian，yongburongzhiyideyuqidao：“wojinishifanyixia！”
shuowantayouzhuantoukankanxuke，“keyibadaoyan？”
xukeziwubuke，fanerhaijuedebukuishiwolaoxu，tiaodeyanyuanbujinyanjihao，juzufenweihaihao！
tadedaoxukedeshoukenshihou，zhangxinyulimaqishen，zhouxundaoyebukeqi，zuoxiazhihounaqijuben，sixiaofeixiaodekanzhechenming。
bushi，nizenmehaizhuiguolaile？
今天非得看我出丑？
就这么的看不惯我？
guaibudedangchurenjiajiniliangaodinijingjigongsisihuobujini。
搁我我也不给！
chenmingwuyuzhongbuyoudeshengqijifennaonu，taziwenzhiqianzitaiyijingfangdezugoudi，nandaozhenyaozijidabuhaishoumabuhaikou，laolaoshishidanggouduifangcainengfangguoziji？
laozizhongshengbushijinidanggoulaide！
tacikejuedezheizhougongzizhenbushiyibandenangao。
jiunihaijitashifanshifan？
就您那嗓子？
gentamacuijianside，jiuzheidongjingtiantiangehuangshangpangbiansajiao？
guaibude，guaibudeyaowodingzheneibanggongnv。
zheihuangshangyegoutamanengrende！