sumingchangshidakailehaoyouzhiyan。
shashijian，muguangzhongshimineisuoyourentoudingdouchuxianlegeshigeyangdexinxi。
【liuming：haoyouzhi3，xitongpingjia：wumingxiaozu】
【libai：haoyouzhi5，xitongpingjia：liuliuzhibei】
【lurenjia：haoyouzhi0，xitongpingjia：laoshiren】
【wanglaoer：haoyouzhi1，xitongpingjia：pujiezi】
yiyanwangqu，renqunzhongtoudingdouliangqileyipaipaiwenzi，haoyouzhidoushigeweishu。
xitonghenwenxindejichulekeguanpingjia，buguozheigepingyubaobianyebukuichuzihanfeixitong。
yuexingderen，haoyouzhiyuegao，tongyangpingjiayuegao，buxingderen，pingyujiujijinbiandi。
ergenjusumingdelejie，zheizhonghaoyouzhiweigeweishudejibendoushizhengchangdeshimin，zuiduoshichufanyixiezhiantiaokuan，ruaisuiditutan，chuangguohongdengshenmede，lianpipingjiaoyudejiazhiyemeiyou。
er10yishangdehaoyouzhi，weifaqingjiejiushaoweiyanzhongxie，kenenghuimianlinfakuanhuozhexingzhengjuliudeng。
30yishangdehaoyouzhi，caishigouchengfanzui，zhuazhubianyaopanxing，zhuijiuxingshizeren。
cishifangyanwangqu，shimineidoushibaisemingdan，xitongzaipingyuliyemadetingzangde。
danzheibingbuzhideqiguai，yaozhidao**zaiquanqiuzhongfanzuilvdoushijidide，jishiniandefalvpujihaishihenyouchengxiaode。
jiuzaisuminggankaiguotaiminanzhishi，yigeqianhongsedexinxilancongrenqunzhongturanxianxian，zaiyizhongbaisexinxilanzhongyichangzhayan。
xianranxitongpasumingzhuyibudaotadeliangshiyiyou，henwenxindeweitadianliangledengpai。
【zhuasi，haoyouzhi44jianghuchengjiu：yi、kuyaoshenzao。er、zhiyeqiezei，cishisuishenxiedaizangwujiazhiliuwanjiu。xitongpingjia：xiaoxiaomaozei】
【wenxintishi：sanrenxingbiyouwushi，zeqifeizheerqiangzhi。shaonian，laiyibaheichiheiruhe？】
sumingmeitouzhouqi，wushilexitongdeshanyitiyi。
muguangchuanguorenqunsuodingzhuyigechuanzheposudezhongniannanrenshenshang。
nanrenshenchuanzhouzhoubabadebaiseduanxiuchenyi，chuanzheyishuangmanshihuichendejiupixie，danshoulinzheyigebachengxindeheisewenjianbao。
zairenqunzhonghaobuqiyan，jiuxiangyigezhongnianbudezhi，weishenghuobenbodeshangbanzu。
cikezhengdanshoujuzheshouji，yifudadianhuademoyang，zhongniannanrenxianranyekandaoleluguodejingche，yanpiweiweiyitiao。
danhaishimianbugaisedejixuxiangqianzouzhe，xianranjicijingongrangtaxinlisuzhijiweiqiangda。
sumingyemeisihaoyouyu，lengxiaoyishengpailepailichengmingdegebo“youqingkuang，minggetingche！”
lichengminglianseyizheng，waiguotoukanleyansuming，kanzhesumingyifuyansudebiaoqing，shunzhesumingdemuguangwangqu，bianjianrenqunruchaoshuixixirangrang。
wanquankanbuchuyourenheyichang！
weiyishuoyouxiezhayande，bianshibuyuanchuyouduixiaoqinglvzhengzaichaojia，nvhaiziyilianbugaoxingzhenghuiwuzhexiaoquantouchuizhezijiananyou。
nanhaimanliantaohaodeduixiaohongzhenvhai。
lichengmingyouxiebumanle，zheigesumingzhendeshidajingxiaoguai。
renjiaqinglvzhijiandaqingmaqiaoyejiaoqingkuang？
emmm，
buguonvhaiqueshizhangdetingpiaoliang，fubaimaomei，shenchuanjkduanqun，luchuyishuang**xianxidezhangtui，jinxianqingchunjingli，xiangjiletazuiaidecaihualaoshi。
lichengmingkanxiangsumingdeyanshenshunjianduoleyixiexinwei，nixiaozizheimezhientubao，buwangwofenxiangjinizheimeduochujingjiqiaoa。
aimeizhixinrenjieyouzhi，lichengmingyeyiyang，buguozuoweiyimingdanshenduoniandejingquan，yezhigantoutouqiaoqiao，tanduixiangdeshijianduiyujicengminjinglaishuohaishitaishechile。
kanleyansumingjiaojidebiaoqing，zixulaojingyuandelichengmingyuefadandingleqilai，doushicongxinjingyuanzoulaide，tahaishibijiaolejiegangcanjiagongzuoshixiangyaorenqianxianshengdexinqingde。
ai，zheiyeshirenzhichangqing。
ruoshijianzaizaodian，tabianpeihezhetingchemanzusumingdebiaoxianyu，weichaojiadeqinglvdiaojieyixia。
buguoxianzaiyijingjiejinshangwushifenle，zaibuzhuajinwanghuikai，kejiuganbushangsuolidewufanle。
xiangdaocichu，lichengmingbingweitingche，caiyoumendejiaofanerzhonglejifen，chesushunshimengzeng。
“aiya！zheijiaoshenmeqingkuang！meishimeishi...”
“bushi，mingge..wo...”
sumingchajuejingchebingweitingkao，lianmangxiangshuozijifaxiandaoqiefanyishigaosulichengming，naihegangyizhangzuibianzaicibeidaduan。
“haola，suming，zhidaoneigexiaomeinvhenhaokan，danshirenjiayounanpengyou，erqierenjianeiyebushizaichaojia，shidaqingmaqiao。”
“mingge..wokandao.....”
“nikandaosha？....yikannijiumeitanguonvpengyou，budongshenmejiaodaqingmaqiaoyezhengchang，yihou...e..niyinggaiyehuiyounvpengyoudeba？”
lichengmingbenxiangkuanweisuming，zonghuiyounvhaidaitishangdiaita。
buguokanleyansumingneikongbudaojingsongdejirou，yishiyusai。
sheijianvhaihuixihuanzheimegeebamoyangdenanren？
不要命辣？
erchajuedaochesubingmeitingxia，fanerlveyoutisudesumingxinzhongziranjiaojiwanfen。
jicixiangyaogaosulichengmingzijifaxianxianyirendehua，doubeitaxuxutaotaodedulehuilai。
erzijidehaoyouzhiyanjulizhiyou10mi，cikeyijingwufaxianshineigenanrendexinxi，zaimojiyihuikongpalianneigezhongniannanrenbeiyingdoukanbujianle。
cishizhengzhiwujianxiabangaofeng，renchaoxiongyong。
suiranzijiyouxitong，danshizairuciduoderenliuzhong，tayemeiyoubawozaizhaodaoneigenanren。
kuangqiezhuazeizhuazang，yidanrangtazhuanyilezangwu，jiusuanshizaizhaodaotayemeiyongle！
xiangdaozheili，suminglaibujigenlichengmingzainaixinjieshi。
yibatuikaichemen，shunjianbiancongjichidejingcheshangtiaolechulai。
彭！
sumingcuzhuangdedatuishunjianbaoqifali，jiroudechongxuerangbenlaiheshendekuzishunjianbengjin，qingxidexianxianchutuibukongbudejirouxiantiao，duikangzheshentisuodailaidejidaguanxing。
danqiangdadeshentisuzhihehexinpinghengli，rangtawenwendeluodi，sihaobuxianlangbei。
meiyourenhetingdun，sumingmaiqikuazhangdedazhangtuibianxiangjingchefanfangxiangpaoqu。
shuangmugengshisisidingzhuneigeyijingkuaixiaoshizairenqunzhongdebeiying。
erzheiyimuzhijiekandailelubiandezhongduoluren。
yaozhidaocishisumingshangshenhaichuanzheyishenheiseduanxiu，qiujiedejirourutonglaoshugengaogaoguqi，yunzangzhebaobandeliliang。
zaijiashangneikuiwurutietabandeshencai，kanbimanweimanhuazhongdelvjurenhaoke。
cishiyitaneikongbudetixinghefeiqichongtiandeqizhi，mengrancongxingshidejingchezhongtiaolexialai。
zhenjiushijirenyizhonghanfeiyueyudeshijuechongji。
muduzheiyimudebushaolurenwubuchijingdedengdaleshuangyan。
“wocao，yougedaitutiaochetaopaole！”
“zheitemeshitaitanba！”
“hanfeiyueyule！！！！”
cheshangdelichengmingkandaosumingtiaoche，beihedegandanjusui！
shunjianyijiaochachecaidaodi。
bansuizhecierdecheliangbaochasheng，jingcheluntaihenhenzaimalushanghuachusidaojiaoheidehenjitingzaimalubian。
lichengmingshoumangjiaoluandedakaichemen，zhenggerendoushimengde。
zheiyijiedexinjingyuanzhenjiuzheimegangdema?
wobujinitingchekanmeinv，nitamedejiujiwotiaochezishashiba！？
haohaohao！nijiwowanzheige！
你以为我会怕吗？
........
我真怕！
活爹！你别搞我！
jiexinjingyuanchulaibudaobanxiaoshi，xinjingyuantiaochezisha。
zheixinwenpashiyaoshangquanguotoutiaodeya！
erqiewogaizenmegenjulixiebaogaoa！！！
lichengmingneixinfengkuangtucao，kanzhesumingwanhaowusundedabuxiangfanfangxiangbenpao。
erqiekanyangzi，sihuyagenmeishoushang？
gangcaichesuneimekuai，tiaoxialaijuranhaofashang？
zheinimashentisuzhishiren？
绿巨人啊？
huanzuozhengchangren，napacongsansishimaidechesuwangxiatiao，toupoxueliushijiben，duanshouduanjiaocaishizhengchangdeba？
zaikankanshenglonghuohuhaixiangfanfangxiangkuangbendesuming，lichengmingetoushangqingjinzhibeng，zuijiaochouchu。
danshikandaoyigehuobengluantiaodesuming，xianranhaoguokandaoyigemantoushixueduanshouduanjiaodesuming。
等等！
zheigemangfubuhuiquzhaoneiduiqinglvquleba！
wocou，xinjingrujingdiyitiandiaoxiqinglv？
zheitemeyegoushangquanguotoutiaodeya！
李程明人麻了。
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