jiangyupielepiezui，“binge，nikanwoxiangshizuozhiboderenme？woyibuhuishuabaofanjian，erbuhuihoulianpimaican，niquedingwoqulenengmaichuqudongxime？”
jiangyuyezhidaoxianzaizhibomaihuozhengmilaideyouduoyoukuai，tingshuoxianzaitoubudeneijigedaihuozhubo，quandouyijingcaiwuziyoule。
ketashizaishilabuxialiana，neixiehuogenbenjiumeiyouneimehao，shenzhiyouxiedongxihaidoushijiamaoweiliede。
kejiushizheixiecuzhilanzaodesanwuchanpin，yingshiyaojiangyubatamenchuipengchenggaodanghuo，zheibujiushituotuodeqipianxiaofeizhema！
qianduanshijian，jiangyurenqihaizaideshihou，tayebeizhoubinlazhequdaihuo。
ketakanzheneixiebianjihaodewenanqueyigezidounianbuchulai，zhoubinqideyayangyang，henbudedangchangshantayibazhangzijishang。
“xiaojiang，nizuoshiqingbiezheimezhouma，yaoannizheimeshuo，neizheigexingyejiubukenenghuoqilai！”
zhoubinyuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao：“daihuodaihuo，shuobailejiushizuoshengyima，zuoshengyinayoubumeiliangxinde，xianzaizheigeshidai，nibuanzhonggaodianxiaodongzuo，genbenjiuzhuanbudaoqiande！”
“zaishuole，nixianzaiyoumeitonggao，ganzhibodaihuozenmele？”
zhoubinzhenshihentiebuchenggang，tayanzhengzhengdekanzhejiangyuconghongtoubanbiantiandaowurenwenjin，shuobailejiushijiangyutaiyigenjinle。
zuozhiboyoushenmebuhaode，napashimeirenzhaotayanxile，danqianxienianzuodingliudeyingxianglihaishizaide，quzhibojianhungelianshu，genneixiewanghongzhenggerenqibangyidianwentidoumeiyou。
danjiangyujiushidaxinyanlibuxiangqu，youyanbujin！
jiangyunaolenaotou，haishibuyuanyi，“binge，neixieshangpindoushitiepaihuo，jiulianbaozhiqigenshengchanriqidoushixianchangtieshangqude，wanyichulewentizenmeban，zheibujiushipianrenma！”
“wobacongxiaojiujiaoyuwo，yanyulvji，kuanyidairen，wojueduibuzuodaihuo，wozhendeliangxinguobuqu！”
“woyaoshizuole，wobadouhuikanbuqiwode。”
zhoubinchadianqilele，“nibaniba，nibayigezailaojiazhongdide，tadongshenme！”
jiangyushunjianbugaoxingle，niezhezhuozideshouweiweishijing，qingjindoululechulai。
zhoubinhuashuowanjiuyouxiehouhui，zheihuashuodeyoudianyanzhongle，huobujijiarena，taganjindaoqian，“xiaojiang，wozheihuashuodeyoudianguole，buguoniyeyinggaizhidao，wozheishiweilenihao。”
“dangnianshiwoyishoujinidaichulaide，banidaidaolequanneidingliu，”zhoubinkaishidazheganqingpai，“kexianzaini，nikankannixianzai，zhendeshiyidianrenqidoumeile，niyoumeiyouxiangguoweishenme？”
jiangyumeihaoqidebailebaishou，“jiushinishuode，wotaizhoule。”
“bu！”zhoubinpaianerqi，“jiushiyinweiwomenduiniguandetaisongle，meileyindao，daozhiniduoluodetaikuai！”
zheishizhoubinneixinzuizuizhenshidexiangfa。
zuikaishigenjiangyuqianyuedeshihou，yinweitashidingliudeyuangu，suoyichenxingjitadehetonghenshikuansong。
jieshenmexi，paishenmedianying，shenzhicanjiashenmehuodong，doushiyoujiangyushuodesuande。
jiusuanshigongsiyijingtongyideshangyeheyue，jiangyudounengdanfangmianjujue。
zheijiudaozhilejiangyuyizhibeirentucaoshuadapai，erqiegongsineibujiangyuyebuzenmezhuanqian，shangmiandelingdaozaojiuduitaxinyoubumanle。
xianzaitaliangle，ziranyejiumeishenmeshangwule。
jiangyulengchiyisheng，“shime？neigongsikezhenshiduiwotaihaoleni。”
buguaijiangyuzheimeyinyangguaiqideshuohua，dangshichenxingjingjigongsizhisuoyizheimegentaqianhetong，shiyinweidangshideshichangshangquandouzaifengqiangjiangyu，zheicaidaozhichenxingkaichuleyiduiyouwotiaojian，yaoburangenbenliubuzhuta。
zhoubinyetingchulailejiangyuhualihuawaidechaonong，tatanlekouqi，jixushuodao：“xiaojianga，nizhendebunengguaigongsi，dangchuzanmengongsijinideziyuandoushizuizuidingjide，shinizijimeizhuazhubale。”
“nixiangxiang，dangshinipaideneibudianying，zongtouziwugeyi，piaofangcailiangyibudao，gongsichadianyinweinipolechan！”
“haiyouneici，rangnikaiyanchanghui，nijingrandaozhenahuatong，quanwangyipianlengchaorefeng！”
“haiyou...ninini，nizijishushu，jinquanzicaijiniana，nidougenduoshaogenvmingxingchuanchulaifeiwenle，gongsiguangshijinichuligongguanfeidouhualezhishaoyouyigeshu！”
zhoubinyueshuoyueqi，“nizijikankan，gaochengxianzaizheigeyangzi，nijiubunaoxinma？”
jiangyuchaonongdexiaolexiao，“binge，dajiayoubushishazi，dakaitianchuangshuolianghua，neitouziwugeyidedianying，zhendedouhuazaijubenhetexiaoshangleme？”
“neixieqiandabufenkedoushijinlegongsidezhangshangle，genwoyoushenmeguanxi！”
“niguangshuodaonahuatong，zenmebushuorangwoxianchangjiachangni？fensimenhualeneimeduoqianmaipiaojinchang，nirangwojiachang？zheibujiushizhapianma？”
“neimaikefengdoushijiwoguanzhede，wodaozhenahuatongkangyihaibuxing？”
“zhiyuchaofeiwen，”jiangyuchixiaodao：“wochengren，youxieshiwodewenti，danhaiyoufeiwenbudoushiannimendeyaoqiu，qiangxingjiaxime？”
zhoubinkuxiaozheyaoleyaotou，“xiaojianga，woyebuzhidaogaizenmeshuonihaole。”
“nianqing，haishitainianqingle，yaoshixianzairenrendouxiangnizheiyang，neizheigeshehuijiubieyunzhuanle。”
“shuonitaizhounihaibuxin，renjiadounengjiachang，nizenmejiubuneng！”
“gongsirangnigennvyanyuanchuanfeiwen，shirangnipuguangchaoredu，meirangnizhendetanganqinga，zheidiannizenmejiudangzhenleni？”
“woqugenrenjianvyanyuandejingjigongsidaoqiandeshihou，neiwanyaowandegensunziside，nizenmebushuole！”
jiangyunaolenaotou，haoba，gennvyanyuanchuanfeiwenzheigeshiqingshangtaqueshishiyouzuodeqiankaolvdedifang，buguoqitafangmian，jiangyuwenxinwukui。
jiuzaizheishi，**xinggandenvmishulilyzoulejinlai。
“zhouzong，jiangyushangresoule。”
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