第1章 打工仔林啸穿越古代遇饥荒

大鄢伟帝三十六年。

dahan,qianlichidi,kelibushou,epiaobianye,shishijiukong,renxiangshi。

京郊,乱葬坑。

yizhiyegouzhengzaibalazhejijufuchoudeshiti。

huran,yigeshougulinxundeshitidongle,yegouhedewanghoubengchushuzhang。

yegouzaizheilihaoduotianle,jintianshidiyicijiandaohuowu。

shougulinxundeshitizhendedongle,xianshitaiqigebo,rourouyanjing,huanhuandezhanqikankansizhou,youturandezuodaoledishang。

shitijiaolinxiao,shijingjiaoyigewufuwumudeqier,liulangqitaoduori,zhongyukangbuzhudaozailubian,beirenrengdaolezheili。

buguocishidelinxiaoshiyigelaiziwenmingfushuguodudedagongzi,yinweilianxu‘996’dejiaban,cusi,hunchuandaozheigejiaolinxiaodeqiershenshang。

linxiaogangzhanqilai,jiubeiyanqiandejingxianghedaile。mianqianchulefushijiushisensenbaigu,dangranhaiyouneizhiyegoudesensenbaiya。

zheishinali?haojiu,caiyouleyuanzhudejiyi。

linxiaozhendemaniang,qianshishiyigedagongzi,chuanyueleshiyigeliulanger。

yea!nimenshibushitiantianbajuehutoufenqiaoguafumen?zaoxiawozheigeniezitinimenhaizhai?

wenhoulezijidezuzongshibadaiyihou,momoyanjing,zaicizhanqishenzi,jiranlaile,haidehuoxiaqu。

shenzifapiao,duzigululudejiao。

xiangbanfatiantianduzizaishuo。

nalihuiyouchishi,buyuanchudeshumubaihuahuadequgan,guangtutudezhiya。neishijiedeliuminboquleshupi,lvguanglegangfachudezhiye。

yizhifeishuodelaoshuzuanjinleyigekuloulimian。

linxiaoyongjinchinaideliqipushangqu,wuzhukuloudebojingchu,laoshucongyankuangchuwangwaizuan,beilinxiaodailezhengzhe。

zaikuloutoushangmengdishuaileyixia,laoshujingluanzhe。

linxiaoyikoutianjinduzili,“gabeng”jujiaojixiayanjinduzi

duzilishaoweiguzhanglexie。

danshigengjiajie,weibenlaishousuole,yizhilaoshujinqu,**leneili,weibukuozhangdelihai。

wangnalizaizhaodianchide?kanzhouweidehuanjing,zouchuquzhipalianyizhilaoshuyedaibudao。

xunxunmimi,burumanmandengdai。

shouzhudaitu,bu,shouzhudaishu。

zuoqilaihaofeitili,haishitangping。

zheiyitangjiudaoleriluoxishan。

hunanli,congjingchengfangxiangguolaijigeguanyiren,shoulituizhebanche。

banchedaolegenqian。“hula”yishengdaoxialaijijushiti。

yijushitiganghaofugaizailinxiaoshenshang。

官衣人走了。

linxiaotuikaishiti,shiyigechuanmabuzhangshandelaozhe,laozhemianselahuang,jilvshanyanghuwanqiangdeshangqiao。

“laoer,keyouchide?”

linxiaozuiligunongzhe,zailaozheshenshangmoleyigebian。

niaomaomeiyouyigen,daoyouyibenjuanqilaidexiaocezi,linxiao“hu”derengchulaoyuan。xiangxiangyoujianhuilai,chulaizheigeshijie,yigaimengdong,huoxuzaixiaoshushangnenglejiedianxinxi。

yushijianhui,chuaijinhuaili。

jijuxinxiandeshitisouluoleyibian,doushipibaogutou,shouzhiluodeteng。

入夜,月亮升起来。

yuelianghenda,jiaojie。zhouweihuimengmengde。

jidianyingguanghuangdong,jiaza“ouou”deguaijiaosheng。

jinle,shijizhiyegou,yegouweizhelinxiaodazhuan。

laozihaimeiyousi,**dexiangchihuowu?

dangran,huowubisishixinxian,weidaogengmei,goudouzhidao。

jianqiyigeshikuai,dapaoyegou。

yueliangpadaoletouding,tingjianyegouzaibuyuanchukuangfei。

laozixiangshuiyihuier,nimenyeburang。

qilai,jianqiyikuaigengdadeshitou。

jianjizhiyegouweizheshenmedongxikuangjiao。

linxiaojuedeqiguai,zouleguoqu,jianluanzanggangshenchu,yitiaoheisezhangyuzhangdedongxizairudong。

这是蚓螈。

yizhongmeiyouyanjingdeshe,zhangqishenghuozaidixia,kaochikunchonghedongwudeluanweisheng,zheixierizi,luanzanggangshangshiwufengfu。yinyuanbiaofeitizhuang,yueyuanzhiyechulaidoudoufeng。

好美的一顿宵夜。

林啸赶走野狗。

duizheyinyuandenaodaihenmingzaleyixia。

yinyuanfengkuangdequansuoshenzi,xiangtaohuidixia。

linxiaoyibaanzhu,“kaca”jixiajiutianjinduzili。

zheiyinyuanzuyousanwujinzhong。duzizhangzhangde,hunshenrehuhude。

mihuyizhen,dongfangliangbai。

linxiaozailuanzanggangliboxiashaoweiganjingdeyiwu,chuanzaishenshang,wangjingchengdefangxiangzouqu。

laidaochengmenkou,jianjigeguanyirenzaimenkoudengji,qiangshangtiezhejudadezhaogonggaoshi。yigeyayizaigaoshiqianmianxuandu:

“kuailaikan,kuailaiqiao,tianxiachangping,baixingankang,dayanhuangshangyaodongxunfengshan,weiminqifu,weijiangshanshejiqifu,xuzhengzhaotianxialaoyiwanming,weichaotingxiaolideshihoudaole。laoyimeitianshiqian,baimianmomozhuroufentiaosuibianchi,kejingzao,laiya,kuaidianbaoming,guoqibuhou,ai!lailai,neiweixiaohuozi,nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

yayiyaohedelihai,yourenbaoming,yourenyouyu。

“lai,lai,neiweigaogezi,wokannigugeqingqi,tiantingbaomandigefangyuan,yidingshidafudaguizhiren,qutaishanxiufengshandao,jiangongliyedeshihoudaole,fengshanjieshu,huangshanghuidashetianxia,fengshangyougongrenyuan,mayiqu,jinyihui,guangyaomenmei。”

linxiaoyikan,neiyayizhengwangxiangziji。

我信你个鬼!

前世打工,猝死。

zaishengyishi,dagongshibukenengde。

linxiaosuohuishenzi,hunjinjingcheng。

jingchengbichengwaihaoduole,lvshuruyin,dajieshangganganjingjing,youxiaofanbuduandejiaomai。yayibuduandequganliulangqitaorenyuan。

jiebianyigechatan。fanfuzouzuhunzaiqizhong,dawanchahenbianyi。

linxiaoshenwufenwen,duozairenqunhoumiantingyigexiazizaibaihua。

shuodeshixiakechuan。daxiajiefujipin,sharenwushu,zuihoubeichaotingzhaoan,ranhoubeidusi。

“zheishidao,pashimeiyouhuolule。”tingshudeyigelaozheshuodao。

“huolushiyou,zhishizanmenlianggenayitiaodouzoubutong。”yigeshaonianqingdenanzishuodao。

两人说了,都沉默。

linxiaodengzhetingxiawen,chichibujianliangweikaikou,renbuzhuwendao:“laobo,zheishidaoyounatiaohuolu?”

laozheniushenwanghoukankan,shuodao:“yitiaoshikeju,ninengzhongjuma?”

linxiaoyaoyaotou,qianshizhikaoleyigezhiyejixiao,kejugengshibengxiang。

“还有一条路呢?”

laozheshangxiadaliangyixialinxiao,xiaodao:“wokanlingyitiaolunikeyizou。”

“什么路?”

“去宫里。”

“gonglinengsuibianjinma?”

laozheyouxiao:“dangrankeyi,buguodebaxiamiandewanyiqule。”

当太监啊!

linxiaoanma:laodongxi。zhanqishenzijiuzou。

laozhezaihoumianjiaodao:“xiaolaodiyaoshiyouxin,yizhiwangqianzou,shizijiezuoguai,neiliyouzhongyufudepaizi,keyidatanxiangqing。”