xianqianchenfangshubianyizhanneiguanchalehaojiu。
zheihuiyeshidunxiashenzi，jixiangxijianchaleyixia。
yibiananzhezhongzhangchu，yibianwenzhetengbuteng。
好以此来确定伤情。
shaoxu，yipanghuangxianzhangyeshijiaojixunwen。
“伤的怎么样了？”
xianqianruoshuohaishihuaiyizheicunzi，yibuduijingjuduo。
neimeyanxiaguanxinzhiqing，jueduizhanjushangfeng。
gengbuyuankandaolaotouzhenchushenmeyiwai，fouzechuanchuquyingxiangkendingbuhao。
zhishicishidechenfangshu，yagenmeikonglihui。
yueshijianchayueshilenghanshuashuazhiliu。
zuizhong，tayilianjingrongdeniutou，kanxianghuangxianzhang。
“kuai，buxingde！dadianhua，ganjinsongxianyiyuanliqu。zheiyinggaishifensuixingguzhe！”
“dui，meicuo，shifensuixingde…quansuile…wo…wocongyineimeduonian，congweijianguorucikongbuqiechedideguzhe！”
“pashizhenggenyaogudoubaole，zhishiwufaquedingjiujingbaolejigen…yaopaipian，bixupaipiancainengkandeqing。”
“sha？bao…zhenbaole？nishishuogutouzhijiebaole？”huangxianzhangshuangmuyitu，dengshishayan。
tahuiyileyixia，haodaitazheiyisheng，yeshihuolewushiyunianlea。
zheinabaolaixingrongguzhede，haizhenshihuojiujian。
yiyantuomo，lianshengwendao。
“ta…tabushijiushuaigemopanme？zenhuishangderuciyanzhong？”
开玩笑吗？
ruofeiqinyansuojian，laotouzhendezhishishuaifeigemopan。
fouzetadouhuaiyi，shibushiyourenguyinazhegemopan，zazailaotouyaoshangle，haishilaihuibuduanfanfudeza！
zheiyike，moshuohuangxianzhangle。
jiulianzhibojianneiyuanbenyueyueyushi，xiangyaobaishideyizhongwangyou，doushixinganyizhan，xiayishiroulerouzijideyao。
yaozhidao，napashimianbei，renjiayezhishigayaozia。
keyidanxuelelaotouzheiyishou，suishuoyoudianniubi。
dandaijiatemeshizhijiebaoyaozia！
这敢学？
zhiyushuoyaoguheyaoziyouqubie，kezhongyaome？
zheidoubushitamenguanxindeshilea。
“zhenxiyaozi，yuanlimopan！”
“zhenxiyaozi，yuanlilvlaoyezi！”
yishunjian，danmujiubeizheiliangjujibapingle。
jinsuierlaidejiushigezhongaixinxiaoliwu，shuoshijuanjilaoyezizhishangyongde。
meibanfa，jiuzheiweishengsuodesheshi，rensheidoukandechuzheicunzishizhendeqiong。
napaxianqiankanguodapiantitian。
keshidaorujin，yanjianweishia。
yizhuoliangdeng，bianyishiquanbujiadangdeweishengsuo，xianglaicunminderizi，gengshikubukanyan。
zhishicikedehuangxianzhangyeweinanlea。
zheishenshanlaolinde，tadaoshixiangdadianhua。
kewentishiruhesongdaoyiyuanqu？
yanxia，bieshuojiuhucheshangbulai。
nijiushirenlishougongqutai，zenmetai？taidedongme？
zheishanluyouduonanzou，qinshenjingliguodetamen，zaishiqingchubuguole。
“zenmele？kuaijiaorena！yanxiagangduan，hailaideji，yaoshichile，shangkoufakui，yinqiyaozhuishenjinghuaisi。neijiucuoguozuijiajiuzhishijianle，daoshihou，jiushishenxianlaileyemeidezhilea！”jianhuangxianzhangfaleng，chenyishengjile。
zheigeshoushusuirannan，dantahaishiyouyidingxinxinde，dangranqiantishibixuyiliaosheshizugouxianjin。
“xianpaipiankankangusuiqingkuang，zaishoushuyigengenbaguciquchu，zhirugangjiahuzhuyaozhuishenjing。”
“zuizhongyaodexianquerenbaoliechudeyaozhuishenjing，shifouzaodaolebukenizhuandesilie。”
“fouzejiushijiuguolaile，payedetanhuan！”
chenyishengyoushiganjinjiangzhiliaobanfa，shuoyuxianchangrendeng。
yishijiaohuangxianzhangzhidaoqingkuangweiji。
ershiduizhejingtou，yaozhuanyea！
zhishihuangxianzhangyijiuyilianweinan，bushitabuxiangjiu，ershitiaojianzhenbuyunxua。
wunaizuizhongyishengzhangtan，yilianyousedewangzhechenyishengdebeiying，jiujiubuyu。
“zenmele？nidaoshishuohuaa？”chenyishengdebudaohuiying，lianmanghuitoukanleyiyan，miandaijiaoji。
zheishi，huangxianzhangmuguangningzhongdeshuodao。
“chenboshi，kefoujinlizaixianchangjiuzhi？”
“nizaikaishenmewanxiao！”chenyishengnule，zheibushiweinanzijime？
guanjianshi，wotemeyigexiyi，nibujigongju，wohaiwangeniaoa？
wunai，huangxianzhangkuxiaoyisheng。
“bieji，chenboshininshijiurenxinqie，kenengyishiwangle，zheicunzi…jiuhucheshangbulaia。”
“jiuweizhei？”chenfangshulengle，zhuanniantuokouhoudao，“nizhijiehankongzhongjiuyuan120bujiuxingle！”
“zhei……”huangxianzhangyelengle。
开什么国际玩笑
“直升飞机？”
“这费用怎么算？”
“cunlijiqian，haishilvlaoyezijiqian？”
“zheizhongfeijimeixiaoshishoufeijiushishuwan。”
“tamenfudandeqime？”
“bushuotamen，tuiyiwanbushuo，jiushuoxianlijichu，zhichumingmuzenmexie？”
“haiyou，kailezheigekouzi，yihoubierenyeyoushiqingni？”
“也县里给开支？”
“ruoshibukai，renjiabianhuinazheicideshi，laishuoshi。”
“cishi，wanwanbukekailexianli。”
“否则就乱套了。”
“xianlikeyijimujuan，danjuebukenengrucisuiyichengdanfeiyong。”
“napashuoxianliyouqian。”
“懂么？”
huayinluoxia，huangxianzhangyilianzhengzhongdekanxiangchenyisheng。
cike，chenyishengyemimangle。
shia，zaiwangjiaoshoushenbiandaijiule，tachadiandouwangle，renyurenzhijiandedaiyushibuyiyangde。
ruoshiwanglaoyoushi，yigedianhuabiankebaoxiao。
kezheishanlidelaotou，shizhenmeibanfaa。
yudaozheizhongshiqing，napashixinxiyumindehuangxianzhang，douxianderuciwunai。
zheijiushitaxianqianzailushangshuodezhiqiongme？
陈医生心绪复杂。
liangjiucaiananxiadingjuexin，“meicuo，yihoudingyaoyuanlizheixieqiongren！”
haozaihuangxianzhangtingbudaochenyishengdexinsheng。
fouzepashiyikoulaotan，jiujidangchangyesile。
zhengchangqingkuang，nibushigaixiangzhe，bangwoyiqi，rangbaixingbaituopinqiongme？
zade，nizheinaohuilu，queshizhijieyuanli？
......
cishicike，chenfangshukankanlixiuxian，youshikankanhuangxianzhang。
xuanji，chouleyiyanbianshangdejianglihuo。
zheicaihuanhuanqishen，pailepaishouxin，youcongbeibaolinachuyizhangxiaoduyongdeshizhijin，jizijideshouxinshoubei，liliwaiwaidouxiaolexiaodu。
zheicaiyouyoushuodao：“yimuqiandeyiliaotiaojian，jibenmeidejiule。zuiduoyejiushinajigenmutou，jitadeyaozuogejiandanguding。”
“hui…huisime？”huangxianzhangmianseyibai，miandaikuijiudewenleyisheng。
shia，neimedagexianzhang，juranyanzhengzhengkanzhezijizhixiadebaixing，jiuzheimezaizijiyanqianmeile。
xinzhongziweiyouxiebuhaoshou。
zhishi，chenfangshupieleyiyanlaohuang，meihaoqideshuolesheng。
“sibusidebuzhidao，tanshikendingtanle。”
“houxukantatineiyuxuedexiaosanqingkuangba，ruoshimeiyouyaowubangzhudehua，henyoukenengyinweixueguandusai，congerzaochengneibushangkoukuilan，zuihou…”
huadaocichu，chenfangshuyebushuole，yisiyiranmingle。
suijibianxiangzhuanshen，qudaowuwaizhaojigenheshidemutou。
kejiuzaitaganggangzhuanguoshendechanei。
吕老头却是急了。
yibazhuaizhuyeyaoqishendejianglihuo，zhijiekaikouqiudao。
“aiyouwei，laojianga，neihoushengbuxinga，nidaoshichuchushoua！tengsianlaotouzile！”
咔嚓——
suizhelvlaotoudeshengyinluoxia，menkouchufangfochuanlaileyizhenxilihualadexinjingquanmianbengpanzhiyin。
wo…wochenfangshu，ju…juranbeiyigeshanyelaonong，shuo…shuobuxing？
cishicike，beiduizhongrendechenfangshu，jingdekepa。
fangfozhoushenshangxiadoulongshangleyicengnonghoudeyinmai。