“滴答！滴答！”
heiandedongxueshenchu，xingchoudexueyeshunzheshijiediluo，fachudidadidadeshengxiang。
lushengdengzhesiyuyan，kanzhezhengzhengqiqibaifangzaidishangdedengbilisuiroukuai，xianruchensizhizhong。
neishiyizhibuzhimingshengwudeshiti。
“ng，tadeshengzhiqiguanni？”
lushenghaoyihuicaixiangqizijiyaozhaoshenme。
tabuduanfandongsuiroukuai，sihaobuzaiyijianzailianshangdexianxue。
“啊，找到了。”
yigeleisiyu***deqiguanbeilushengcongsuiroukuaidixiafanchu。
xuelinlindeqiguanrengzaitiaodong，moshangqufeichangwenre，jiuxiangshipengzheyigexiaohuolu。
“难道…”
lushengyongzhijiahuakaiqiguan，yizhibeibaoguozaizhanchouyetilideyurenshengwuchuxianzaishixianli。
siyuyanlibaofachuqiangliedeguangcai。
“maiyisongyi，taibangle。”
taliezuikuangxiao，bayurenshengwucongzhanchouyetilibaoqi，yongzhijiazaitashenshangbihuazhe。
“ng，qutouqiawei，meiweidejiayao。”
jiuzailushengyaodongshoushi，yidaoguangzhuturanlongzhaozaitashenshang。
gongxinibeiguaitanshijiexuanzhong，chengweilongguotianxuanzhe！
hongdadeshengyinzaitiankongxiangqi，tongshi，longguojingneigedibaofalejiliedeyilunsheng。
“a，zenmeban，youyaokaishile，womenlongguodoushilianbaile，wanfuxingyegaishoucailea！”
“xiwangzheicilongguonengchengguoqu，zhikexileshangyilun，neimejiandandeguaitan，juranchoudaoyiweizhihuichihaicandefeiwu，xiangxiangjiulaiqi。”
“ai，yaoshizaishibai，guizeguaitanjiuyaochediruqinlongguole，nandaowomenzhenyaojieshoumiguodebupingdengtiaoyuema？”
shibaidefenweimimanzhenggelongguo，lianzuigaozhihuishidoubuliwai。
gaiside，tianxuanzheyoushiyigexiaohaizi，womenlongguomingmingyouzheimeduoyouxiuderencai，weishenmejiushixuanbuzhongni？
xuanrendebiaozhundaodishishenme，weishenmemiguoyouxuandaotongguansancidehali！
neimu，kendingyouneimu，woyaojubaotamenzuobi！
zhongduolongguolingdaoyouxinchongchong，tamenzaiyewufabaochiwangridecongrong。
longguomieguozaiji，tianxuanzhedeziliaokanshangqufeichangputong，meiyouyidianchuqidedifang。
shenzhihaiburugebixiaori…ziguodebucuodenihongguo。
“baogaozhangguan，nihongguoshouxiangxuebainaizijiwomenfalaiyiduanshipin。”
“打开。”
pingmushang，chuanzhebeidaikudenihongtianxuanzhemeichuanneikudingjianerwu，zuozhejijinchaofengdedongzuo。
dengshipinbofangwan，yizhonglongguolingdaobeiqideliansetieqing，jinwodequantougazhizuoxiang。
“xiaoxiaonihong，jianzhiqirentaishen，ququdanwanzhidiyeganyinyinquanfei，woyaolvjunjiangqiyiweipingdi！”
“heng，yaobushiguaitanshijiejinzhigeguoyongchaowu，wozhidingyaoqingtamenchipangzihexiaonanhai。”
“zheizenmegou，zaisuanshangyifendongjingfushaokao，womenlongguokongjunzaoyijikenannaile。”
“……”
“gewei，zhibokaishile…”
此时。
怪谈世界。
lushengzhengkaiyan，mangrandewangzhetouding。
tianhuabanshangxiemanyinhongruxuedeziti，mimimamade，xiangshibeirenyongxuetumoshangqude，chongmanguaidanzhigan。
怪谈副本：一家四口
nichengzhangzaiyigewenxindejiatingli，wenroushanliangdebaba，yansukebandemama，diaopikeaidedidi，nimendexiangchuyizhifeichangrongqia，zhidaomouyitian，nifaxianjialihunjinleqiqiguaiguaidedongxi，tazaimaochongnidejiaren！
guizeyi：zuoweigege，niyinggaitengaizijidedidi，qingbuyaojujuetadeyixiexiaoqingqiu。
guizeer：guaihaizizongshitingmamadehua，dangmamaminglingnizuoyixieshiqingshi，buyaochangshijujue。
guizesan：babazaipingrishishizuirongyixiangchudejiaren，danbuyaochangshihetaduchu，jiarenyoushiyexuyaobaochiyidingjuli。
guizesi：erhashiniyibashiyibaniaoweidadegoutuizi，taduinidezhongchengwuyongzhiyi，buguo，qingbuyaoguoduyilaita，bijingtazhishiyitiaogou。
guizewu：linjuxianshenghemamadeguanxifeichangbucuo，tazongshixihuanbaifangnijia，ruguoshibaitianshi，nikeyijitakaimen，danwanshangdehua，qianwanbuyaofangtajinlai。
guizeliu：mamayouweiguimi，buyaorangtahemamachanshengrenhejiaoliu。
guizeqi：qingjizhu，cesuoshiyonglaipaixiede。
guizeba：qingjizhu，gouwoshierhadezhusuo。
guizejiu：buyaochangshilijiachuzou，zheihenweixian。
guizeshi：qingyuanliwanshangdechuanghu，zheihenweixian。
kanwanshitiaoguize，lushengxianruduanzandechenmo。
“嗝！”
duzibuzhengqidejiaoleqilai。
“饿了。”
lushengmolemoganbiededuzi，tagandengzhesiyuyan，huanraozhouwei。
dangkandaotianhuabanshi，neishuangmeiyoushengqidesiyuyanlituranbaofachuqiangliedeguangmang。
***，tazaiganma，zheishitadetianfujinengma？
youmeiyougaocuo，zheitemeshirenleigaiyoudecaozuo，nidouwowanni。
gui，taiguile，wokanzheiweitianxuanzhehenxing，zhishaobishangyirenneigezhihuichihaicandefeiwuqiang。
pingmuwai，wushulongguominzhongzhushizhelushengdeyijuyidong。
cishidetamendoubeilushengdejudongzhenjingle。
tianhuabanshang，lushengyiyizhongguiyidezishipazhe，jiuxiangshizhizhuyiyang。
tadeshoushenshenqianrugangjinhunningtuzhuchengdetianhuabanli。
yongshouzhizhanlezhanxuezi，lushengbashouzhifangzaizuilitianletian。
“乌梅子酱味。”
tatuchuxinghongdeshetou，juanqimimimamadexuezi，buduanfachumanzudeshengyin。
“好吃，好吃。”
zheiyimukanzhelongguominzhongxinliehan。
zheitemeshiguizeguaitan，bushichiboa！
他们内心咆哮。
nihongguo，zuigaozhihuishi。
“sheinenggaosulongguotianxuanzhetazaiganma？”
“zhujun，youmeiyouzhongkenengxing，neixiexuezishizheilunguizeguaitanlideyinzangwupin。”
“wohuaiyineixieyetijiyoukenengzengjiatianxuanzhetianfuqiangdu。”
“buxing，bixulikegaosumeichuanneikuzheijianshi，ruguobaoguidedongxi，wonihongguojueduibunengcuoguo！”
“ahahaha，jiuranglongguogoujixuzaiqianmianjiweidadenihongguotanluba。”
“……”
几乎同时。
miguo、asanguo、maoxiongguo、jiaotingguodengdaxiaoguojia，douzhengqiankonghoudedongyongtishijihui，jibenguodetianxuanzhetigonglezheitiaoxinxi。
zheishi，lushengdezhibojianyouyoulexindedongjing。
chenzhongdeqiaomenshengxiangqi，menwai，chuanlaihaizizhinendexiaosheng。
“gege，wokeyijinlaima？”