第一章

4月27日。

womaxianyinqinsidedijiwoyizhangyinxingka:

“xiaoxia,zheilishi1wkuaiqian,mimashinideshengri,mashangwuyile,nihenanpengyouchuquwanyitang,jiashenjiashenganqing。”

kanzhetaneikansiheaidemianpang,ruobushizhonghuoyishi,wozenmeyebuhuixiangxin。

zheigenvrenjuranhuiweilewoneibuchengqidedidi,zhiwoyusidi。

yigeren,daodiyaozhongnanqingnvdaoshenmedibu?

caihuizaizhaowoyao20wjididitanduixiangbuchenggonghou。

xiangchujiwomaigaoebaoxian。

ranhoujijialichezizuoshoujiao。

最后骗我出去旅游。

congerhuodeyiwaibaoxianjinzheizhongnitiandecaozuo。

“lvyou?nihuizheimehaoxin?”

wozhijiejiangyinxingkashuaizaidishang。

ranhouyibushangqian,henhenshanletayierguang!

“你……你……”

womawuzhelianshangxuehongdeshouyin,bukezhixindekanzhewo。

“zhaoxiaoxiniganshenme!?”

“你疯了么!?”

“疯了?呵呵。”

woyibajiuzhutadeyiling,shunshijiangtatuidaozaidi,zhijiekuazuozaiyaoshang,duizhetaneizhangweishandelianjiushiyidunshuchu。

“lichunlan,wojiaoniyishengmanihaizhendeshangtianle,juranmouhaiwo!”

wosiyixuanxiezhexiongzhongdenuhuo,meiyiquandouyongshangleshifendelidao。

lichunlanhenkuaijiubeiwodadepiqinglianzhong。

tashoujiaobingyong,juliedezhengzhazhe,danwunaishenzishouxiao,nalinengkangdezhuwodelidao。

jianfankangbule,tazhihaofangshenghujiu:

“救命啊!”

“快来人啊!”

woneibuchengqidedidiwenshenglianmangchuanglejinlai,jiandaozheiyimu,liansedabian:

“zhaoxiaoxinikuaisongshou!”

tachongguolai,lazhuwodegebojiuwangwaizhuai。

zhaomengrenruqiming,shenqianglizhuang,wobeitalachezhewanghouzhitui。

danwoxinlihaimeijieqi,taiqijiao,duizhelichunlandeduzihenhenchuaileguoqu。

lichunlandunshifachuaihao,wuzhuduzibutingzhandou。

zhaomengjianzhuangganjinyonglibaworengdaoyibian,ranhoupaoguoqukantalaoniang。

“ma,maai,nihaihaome,yiyuan,womenganjinshangyiyuan。”