daqianshenlongernian,jianxiangqinsongjijianguowei,nvdixialuobuming。
“jianguoyouling,wochaonandingshibucunsan,nvzifanlan,fanshilingnanzibixuyingqusangenvziyishang!”
“fanshengerzhe,mianchuyinianfushui。”
“zaiyounvziyinjiabuchuquer***zhe,qijiarencipeibianjiang,yijingxiaoyou!”
“gongwenxiapaigezhouxian,yangezhixing,budeyouwu!”
天合县,大槐村。
yichupobaideyuanzimenkou,jiangfanzhengzuozaimenkoufadai。
cunkousongqinduiqiaoluodaguhanrenlinglaopo,sihuyutawuguan。
没错!他穿越了!
zhengzhengsantian,tacaijieshouzheigexianshi。
daqian,zheishiyigelongguolishishangmeiyoudechaodai,wenmingfazhanjiqiluohou,lianchidunputongdedamifan,doushishewang。
“cangtiana!wodaodizaoleshenmenie?”
shangyishi,tahaodaishiligongkeshuangliaoboshi,jianxiushengwuxue,haoduanduandizaishiyanshilizuoyanjiu,yijuexinglaijiudaolezheizhongguidifang。
“fanzi,niyaolaopobuyao?niyaoshiyao,wozheijiudainiquling。”
cunzhanglihongfaneizhangzhezilian,turanchuxianzaijiangfanyanqian,herenyitiao。
taganggangchezhedasangmen,zoujiechuanxiang,zhaohurenqulinglaopo,kexi,meirenniaota。
zheiniantou,binghuangmaluan,renrenziwei。
zijidouchibubao,sheileyijializaitianyizhangzui?
zhenggedahuaicundeshilingnanzi,jiujiangfanhaishidanshenhan。
shangtouyouguiding,meigecunmeinianbixuqugougudingshuliangdenvzi,fouze,cunzhangdezaoshouqianlian。
“nifangxin,nijialisuiranqiong,danwohaozhaodajiabangchenbangchen,yinggainengjiaogoumeinianderentoushui,ninengqusangelaopo。”
lihongfakanzheyanqiandepoyuancanwu,douxiangshanzijiliangbazhang。
这不睁眼说瞎话吗?
“行,我去。”
zheizhonghaoshi,tazenmecuoguo?
shangyishi,xiaoxiannvkexihanle。
tatanguoyige,linmenyijiao,zhangmunianglengshiyaowushiwancaili,hairangjinvfangdidifufangzideshoufu。
zheizhongdayuanzhong,jiangfankemeixingqudang。
zuihou,liangenvhaideshoudoumeipengguo,zheiyishi,guojiabaisongdelaopo,buyaobaibuyao。
shuoshibaisong,daoyebushi。
daqianwangchaoyijingfuxiudaokaishizhengshourentoushuile,jiabuchuqudenvzidiyinianfanbei,diernianzaifanbei,anzhaowangchaozhouqilv,libengkuibuyuanle。
“hao,hao!wogennishuoa,zheicideguniang,yigegedingdafengmanhaoshengyang,dengmingnianzheishihou,shenglianggedapangxiaozi,chaotinghaiyoushangqian,yibenwanli。”
cunzhangyitonghuyou,chadianlianzijidouxinle。
qiufengxiaose,juanqizhenzhenluoye。
jinridecunkou,lengqingdirutongluanzanggang。
狗都不来!
liangmingguanchalingzhewumingnvzi,mamalielie。
“yibangpeiqianhuo,zaimeirenyaonimen,jiuquanmaiquyaozili,zhetengleyitian,laozidouele。”
“gaisidelihongfa,zenmehaimeidairenguolai?”
“laile,heihei,laile!”
lihongfalingzhejiangfan,yiluxiaopao,reqingdichaoguanchadazhezhaohu,“guanye,womenxianliangge。”
“qiyude,wozaixiangxiangbanfa。”
“咯噔!”
cishi,renqunzhongyimingshencaigaotiao,pengtougoumiandenvzi,ananzuanlezuanquan。
meixiangdao,tatangtangyidainvdi,jinglunluodaolezheibutiandi。
shuyueqian,jianxiangqinsongyinmouzaofan,yushichangshiliyingwaihe,jieguanlehuanggong,zifengshezhengwang,zonglanchaozheng。
nvdijiyishuangbeipochutao,yiluduobizhuisha,qinxinsishangdaijin,liuluodaolezheipianpizhidi,beiguanfuqinhuo,rulesongqindui。
“嗯?”
jiangfandiyiyanjiuzhuyidaoleta。
***,shencaitingbaxiuzhang,tashenshang,sihuyouguyuzhongbutongdeguiqi。
“我要她!”
meidengguanchakaikou,jiangfanjiuzhilezhijiyishuang。
qitadenvren,shunjianjile。
“guanren,yaowo!yaowo!wohuizhongdi,woshentihao。”
“guanren,yaowo,wohuizhibu,haihuisihouren。”
“guanren,wohuicixiu,yaolewoba。”
“......”
nvrenmennizhengwoqiang,luanzuoyituan,yanhanrelei,qiqicancan。
yaoshizaizhaobudaopojia,beimairuyaozi,dengdaitamende,jiangshiqianrenzhenwanrenqi。
生不如死!
“xiaozi,nikezhenhuitiao。”yimingguanchalengxiaodao,“zheimeduohaokande,yaofengnvrenganma?”
“kebuma?songleshigecun,yiyourenxuantajiuyaoren,nikan。”lingyimingguanchahuilehuishou,“wozheishoushang,quanshiyayin!”
“meicuo,zheizhongnvren,jiugairangyaozilidelaomaziqushoushi!”
jiyishuangxiemouyitiao,wangrifengruibuzai,zhihaorenqitunsheng。
“xuanwo!woshenmedouhui。”
zaibuzheng,tatangtangnvdijiudequdangyaojiele。
“ng?zheidaoshixiqile。”guanchachayidao,“zheimeduotian,tahaishidiyicizhudongshuohua。”
“kanlai,xiaoge,zheifengnvrengenniyouyuana!”
“aiya,zheimeduonvde,niganmaxuangefengpozia?”
lihongfadaoshijile,guiquandao,“wanyitayaonizenmeban?huitou,fafengle,yaolecunlisheijiadebaobeierzi,renjiahaibudegennipinminga?”
“不能要!”
“cunzhang,wojiuxihuanzheiyangde。”
jiangfancoujinlechouzheta,yufaxihuan,zheienadetitai,yaotiaodeshenzi,lianshangzangxixide,danhaishinanyantadeyingqi。
捡到宝了啊!
shangyishi,zheizhongjibiedenvzi,zhishuyuerdaimen,putongrenzhinengzaidouyinshangtiantianping。
“ni,ni,zenmebutingquana?”
lihongfashuaileshuaishou,youxinchongchong,cunliduogefengpozi,zheibushijitatianluanma?
“tinga!nibushizhaowolailinglaopoma?”
jiangfandashouyihui,“tamenwuge,wodouyaole!”
“咕咚!”
lihongfakuangyanlekoutuomo,yigeliangqiangchadianshuaidao,“fanzi,womeitingcuoba?wuge?ninashenmeyanghuo?”
“dandanshirentoushui,nidouchubuqi,gengbietichichuanyongdule。”
“xiaohuozibuzhitiangaodihoua!”
“cunzhang,ningejuxiaole!ninjingchangbushishuo,renduoliliangdama?”
jiangfanyibenzhengjingdidao,“wofumuwanggu,jialijiuwoyigeren,duotianjikouren,cairenaoma。”
“zhibuding,guogeyinianbanzai,jiujiazuxingwangle。”
“你,你糊涂啊!”
lihongfayouzijidekaoliang,mingebugou,shangqieyouwoxuanyudi,yaoshizheijigenvrenesile,tayedeshouzhulian,gaobuhaojiubeicipeibianjiangle。
chaotingsuixuyaonanding,queyebusha。
yigemeiyounenglideren,quzheimeduonvzi,bushilangfeima?
“neixing,shanghunshu,ganjindeba。”
liangmingguanchashengpajiangfanfanhui,huashineimeshuo,kezhenyaoshiquanmaijinyaozi,tamenhuiqukendinghuibeixiantaiyeshoushi。
qingzekouxiang,zhongzediulefanwan,haiyaoaisanshidaban。
bijing,shengbulehaizidenvren,duiguojiabaiwuyiyong。
“buguoxiaozi,wokejinggaoni,qitianzhihou,womenhuilaidiaocha,ruguoyourenesi,nijiudengzhechiguansiba!”
“fangxin,woyidingbatamenyangdebaibaipangpang。”
jiangfanzixinwubi,lianshangyijinglechulehua。
好家伙!五个老婆?
zheizhongshi,tashangbeizizuomengdoubuganxiang。
“造孽啊!”
lihongfachuixiongdunzu,zhanzhanjingjing,zheimeyidabanianji,yihouyouyoucaobuwandexinle。
jiezhe,jiangfanyuwumingnvzifenbieqiandinglehunshu,enxialezijideshouyin。
“licheng!xiaojingqianni?”guanchashenchuleshou。
公然索贿?
rujinzheishidao,daoyezhengchang。
“wugeren,zonggongyiguanqian,yirenyibaiwen,neifengnvrenyaowomen,jiapeiwubai,meiyijianba?”