第1章

daqianshenlongernian,jianxiangqinsongjijianguowei,nvdixialuobuming。

“jianguoyouling,wochaonandingshibucunsan,nvzifanlan,fanshilingnanzibixuyingqusangenvziyishang!”

“fanshengerzhe,mianchuyinianfushui。”

“zaiyounvziyinjiabuchuquer***zhe,qijiarencipeibianjiang,yijingxiaoyou!”

“gongwenxiapaigezhouxian,yangezhixing,budeyouwu!”

天合县,大槐村。

yichupobaideyuanzimenkou,jiangfanzhengzuozaimenkoufadai。

cunkousongqinduiqiaoluodaguhanrenlinglaopo,sihuyutawuguan。

没错!他穿越了!

zhengzhengsantian,tacaijieshouzheigexianshi。

daqian,zheishiyigelongguolishishangmeiyoudechaodai,wenmingfazhanjiqiluohou,lianchidunputongdedamifan,doushishewang。

“cangtiana!wodaodizaoleshenmenie?”

shangyishi,tahaodaishiligongkeshuangliaoboshi,jianxiushengwuxue,haoduanduandizaishiyanshilizuoyanjiu,yijuexinglaijiudaolezheizhongguidifang。

“fanzi,niyaolaopobuyao?niyaoshiyao,wozheijiudainiquling。”

cunzhanglihongfaneizhangzhezilian,turanchuxianzaijiangfanyanqian,herenyitiao。

taganggangchezhedasangmen,zoujiechuanxiang,zhaohurenqulinglaopo,kexi,meirenniaota。

zheiniantou,binghuangmaluan,renrenziwei。

zijidouchibubao,sheileyijializaitianyizhangzui?

zhenggedahuaicundeshilingnanzi,jiujiangfanhaishidanshenhan。

shangtouyouguiding,meigecunmeinianbixuqugougudingshuliangdenvzi,fouze,cunzhangdezaoshouqianlian。

“nifangxin,nijialisuiranqiong,danwohaozhaodajiabangchenbangchen,yinggainengjiaogoumeinianderentoushui,ninengqusangelaopo。”

lihongfakanzheyanqiandepoyuancanwu,douxiangshanzijiliangbazhang。

这不睁眼说瞎话吗?

“行,我去。”

zheizhonghaoshi,tazenmecuoguo?

shangyishi,xiaoxiannvkexihanle。

tatanguoyige,linmenyijiao,zhangmunianglengshiyaowushiwancaili,hairangjinvfangdidifufangzideshoufu。

zheizhongdayuanzhong,jiangfankemeixingqudang。

zuihou,liangenvhaideshoudoumeipengguo,zheiyishi,guojiabaisongdelaopo,buyaobaibuyao。

shuoshibaisong,daoyebushi。

daqianwangchaoyijingfuxiudaokaishizhengshourentoushuile,jiabuchuqudenvzidiyinianfanbei,diernianzaifanbei,anzhaowangchaozhouqilv,libengkuibuyuanle。

“hao,hao!wogennishuoa,zheicideguniang,yigegedingdafengmanhaoshengyang,dengmingnianzheishihou,shenglianggedapangxiaozi,chaotinghaiyoushangqian,yibenwanli。”

cunzhangyitonghuyou,chadianlianzijidouxinle。

qiufengxiaose,juanqizhenzhenluoye。

jinridecunkou,lengqingdirutongluanzanggang。

狗都不来!

liangmingguanchalingzhewumingnvzi,mamalielie。

“yibangpeiqianhuo,zaimeirenyaonimen,jiuquanmaiquyaozili,zhetengleyitian,laozidouele。”

“gaisidelihongfa,zenmehaimeidairenguolai?”

“laile,heihei,laile!”

lihongfalingzhejiangfan,yiluxiaopao,reqingdichaoguanchadazhezhaohu,“guanye,womenxianliangge。”

“qiyude,wozaixiangxiangbanfa。”

“咯噔!”

cishi,renqunzhongyimingshencaigaotiao,pengtougoumiandenvzi,ananzuanlezuanquan。

meixiangdao,tatangtangyidainvdi,jinglunluodaolezheibutiandi。

shuyueqian,jianxiangqinsongyinmouzaofan,yushichangshiliyingwaihe,jieguanlehuanggong,zifengshezhengwang,zonglanchaozheng。

nvdijiyishuangbeipochutao,yiluduobizhuisha,qinxinsishangdaijin,liuluodaolezheipianpizhidi,beiguanfuqinhuo,rulesongqindui。

“嗯?”

jiangfandiyiyanjiuzhuyidaoleta。

***,shencaitingbaxiuzhang,tashenshang,sihuyouguyuzhongbutongdeguiqi。

“我要她!”

meidengguanchakaikou,jiangfanjiuzhilezhijiyishuang。

qitadenvren,shunjianjile。

“guanren,yaowo!yaowo!wohuizhongdi,woshentihao。”

“guanren,yaowo,wohuizhibu,haihuisihouren。”

“guanren,wohuicixiu,yaolewoba。”

“......”

nvrenmennizhengwoqiang,luanzuoyituan,yanhanrelei,qiqicancan。

yaoshizaizhaobudaopojia,beimairuyaozi,dengdaitamende,jiangshiqianrenzhenwanrenqi。

生不如死!

“xiaozi,nikezhenhuitiao。”yimingguanchalengxiaodao,“zheimeduohaokande,yaofengnvrenganma?”

“kebuma?songleshigecun,yiyourenxuantajiuyaoren,nikan。”lingyimingguanchahuilehuishou,“wozheishoushang,quanshiyayin!”

“meicuo,zheizhongnvren,jiugairangyaozilidelaomaziqushoushi!”

jiyishuangxiemouyitiao,wangrifengruibuzai,zhihaorenqitunsheng。

“xuanwo!woshenmedouhui。”

zaibuzheng,tatangtangnvdijiudequdangyaojiele。

“ng?zheidaoshixiqile。”guanchachayidao,“zheimeduotian,tahaishidiyicizhudongshuohua。”

“kanlai,xiaoge,zheifengnvrengenniyouyuana!”

“aiya,zheimeduonvde,niganmaxuangefengpozia?”

lihongfadaoshijile,guiquandao,“wanyitayaonizenmeban?huitou,fafengle,yaolecunlisheijiadebaobeierzi,renjiahaibudegennipinminga?”

“不能要!”

“cunzhang,wojiuxihuanzheiyangde。”

jiangfancoujinlechouzheta,yufaxihuan,zheienadetitai,yaotiaodeshenzi,lianshangzangxixide,danhaishinanyantadeyingqi。

捡到宝了啊!

shangyishi,zheizhongjibiedenvzi,zhishuyuerdaimen,putongrenzhinengzaidouyinshangtiantianping。

“ni,ni,zenmebutingquana?”

lihongfashuaileshuaishou,youxinchongchong,cunliduogefengpozi,zheibushijitatianluanma?

“tinga!nibushizhaowolailinglaopoma?”

jiangfandashouyihui,“tamenwuge,wodouyaole!”

“咕咚!”

lihongfakuangyanlekoutuomo,yigeliangqiangchadianshuaidao,“fanzi,womeitingcuoba?wuge?ninashenmeyanghuo?”

“dandanshirentoushui,nidouchubuqi,gengbietichichuanyongdule。”

“xiaohuozibuzhitiangaodihoua!”

“cunzhang,ningejuxiaole!ninjingchangbushishuo,renduoliliangdama?”

jiangfanyibenzhengjingdidao,“wofumuwanggu,jialijiuwoyigeren,duotianjikouren,cairenaoma。”

“zhibuding,guogeyinianbanzai,jiujiazuxingwangle。”

“你,你糊涂啊!”

lihongfayouzijidekaoliang,mingebugou,shangqieyouwoxuanyudi,yaoshizheijigenvrenesile,tayedeshouzhulian,gaobuhaojiubeicipeibianjiangle。

chaotingsuixuyaonanding,queyebusha。

yigemeiyounenglideren,quzheimeduonvzi,bushilangfeima?

“neixing,shanghunshu,ganjindeba。”

liangmingguanchashengpajiangfanfanhui,huashineimeshuo,kezhenyaoshiquanmaijinyaozi,tamenhuiqukendinghuibeixiantaiyeshoushi。

qingzekouxiang,zhongzediulefanwan,haiyaoaisanshidaban。

bijing,shengbulehaizidenvren,duiguojiabaiwuyiyong。

“buguoxiaozi,wokejinggaoni,qitianzhihou,womenhuilaidiaocha,ruguoyourenesi,nijiudengzhechiguansiba!”

“fangxin,woyidingbatamenyangdebaibaipangpang。”

jiangfanzixinwubi,lianshangyijinglechulehua。

好家伙!五个老婆?

zheizhongshi,tashangbeizizuomengdoubuganxiang。

“造孽啊!”

lihongfachuixiongdunzu,zhanzhanjingjing,zheimeyidabanianji,yihouyouyoucaobuwandexinle。

jiezhe,jiangfanyuwumingnvzifenbieqiandinglehunshu,enxialezijideshouyin。

“licheng!xiaojingqianni?”guanchashenchuleshou。

公然索贿?

rujinzheishidao,daoyezhengchang。

“wugeren,zonggongyiguanqian,yirenyibaiwen,neifengnvrenyaowomen,jiapeiwubai,meiyijianba?”