第1章 不起眼的传家宝

“meinv,nikanzheijianneiyi,beimianguanghuajinzhiwusijiao,rouruantieshenchaoxianbai!”

“滚,死变态!”

“zheiweimeinv,nikankanzheijianneiyi,heiseleisichaoxinggan,shenvjiaochaniukoujie,chuanzainishenshangyidingmisiwushunanren!”

“你有病吧,滚!”

“hai!meinv,xihuanji.pinneiyima?wozheijianbaobei……”

“啪!”

“报警抓变态啦!”

renqunchuansuodexiaomenkou,yigejingshenxiaohuonazheyijianheiseleisibiandexingganneiyi,lianshangwudaoxianhongdezhiyin,zenmekanzenmebiantai。

tajiaozhaoqiang,shihaishidiyidaxuededasixuesheng,zheibuqianxinwankuzhuilaidenvpengyouyaoguoshengrileba,zhaoqiangwakongxinsijiyaojinvpengyousongyijianjingmeideliwu。

tadenvpengyoukeshitamenxidexihua,fubaimaomeidazhangtui,renzhangdehaizeiqingchun,zhaoqiangyizhijuedenvshengenlezijidoukuile。

keshiyaozhuanqianyeburongyia,weicitawakongxinsizhihouzhongyuwunaixuanzecongxiaojiulejiedexingye,mainvxingneiyi。

dangran,zhaoqiangbingbushizhendebiantaicaimainvxingneiyi,yinweitajiajiushikaineiyidiande。

zicongsiguilaobazaitaxiaodeshihoulikaizhihou,muqinjiukaileyijianeiyidian。

suiranzhaoqiangyizhijieliyinman,burangrenyonglingleiyanguangkanziji,buguozheiciweilenvshentayehuochuqule!

lierizhixia,jiuzaichenqiangbugupangrenlengyanmailixiaoshoutadeneiyideshihou,yiliangbaomachetingzaitadetanweipang。

“aiyou,zheibushizanmenbandezhaoqiangma,zenmezheimebiantai,zaizheilimainvxingneiyi!”baomacheshangxialaiyigeshencaifeipangdenanren,duizhezhaoqiangjiushiyizhenlengchaorefeng,zhengshibanlidefuerdailidongsheng。

zheixiaozizhangzhejialiyouquanyoushi,xiaozhangbahu,jingchangduizhaoqiangzheiyangdeqiongxueshenglengchaorefeng。

duiyuzheiyangdeerbi,zhaoqianggenbenbuxianglihui,zhijiebatadangkongqi。

“chouqiongsuan,zhuangshenmebi!”lidongshenglianshangyinyinyixiao,zhizhebaomacheduizhaoqianglengxiaodao:“zhaoqiang,nikankanzheishishei!”

chemendakai,xialaiyigemeilijuelundeshenying。

dangzhaoqiangkandaozheigerendeshihou,lianseshunjianbianle。

zheibushizijiqianxinwankuzhuilaidenvshendaixiaoyama?

cishidedaixiaoyazaiyebushipingshideposuqingchun,ershiyishenmingpaiyifu,lianshangnongzhuangyanmo,bipingshigengjiapiaoliangyiwanbei。

“zhaoqiang,wojintianlaishigennifenshoude,gennizheizhongfeiwuzaiyiqi,woyibeiziyedebudaoxingfu!”daixiaoyamanyandoushiduizhaoqiangdekanbuqi。

“zheidoumashangbiyele,niliangegongzuodoumeiyou,renjialishaokeshichulexiaomenjiujintabadedagongsi,haidayingjiwoanpaigongzuo!”

“fenshou?nixianzaishuofenshou?wodangchuneimexinkuzhuinideshihouniweishenmebujujuewodehaoyi?weilejinimailiwuwolaxialianlaizheilimainvxingneiyi,nixianzaigenwoshuofenshou?”zhaoqiangzuanjinlequantou。

buyongshuo,yidingshilidongshengliyongtadejinqian“meili”mihuoledaixiaoya。

“feiwujiushifeiwu,jizijinvpengyoumailiwuhaiyaomainvrendeyifu,jianzhijiushibiantaijiafeiwu!”lidongshengkandaozhaoqiangfennudeyangzixinzhongdaweishuangkuai。

“shinizijisha,zhuishangxiaoyazheimepiaoliangdemeinvyeshebudedongyixia,laozigangganggentakaiwanfang,zhenshishuangsile!”lidongshengzoudaodaixiaoyagenqianluchudaixiaoyadeyaozhi,zhijiebadaixiaoyadangzuoleyijianzijidewanju。

erzhaoqiangyanzhongneigeposushanliangdenvhaicishigenbenmeiyoufankang,fanershiyiliandeyi,sihubeilidongshengzheiyangdedakuankanzhongshitaderongxing。

“yiduigounannv,likeconglaoziyanqianxiaoshi!”zhaoqiangdefennudaodalejidian,shengyinrutongyeshoudedihou。

erzhaoqiangkandaotazheifuyangzi,budanmeiyousihaohaipa,fandaoshixiaodegengjiadeyile。

“feiwu,niyoushenmezigegenwoshuohua,laozijiushiqianglenidenvpengyou,jiushiwanlenidenvpengyouzenmeyang?nizheiyangdefeiwuyongyuanzhiyouhelaozishuaguoshuidefen!nizuihaomingbaizijideweizhi!”

“pingshizaibanlinijiuzhangzhexuexihaoduilaoziaidabuli,xianzainizaigenlaozikuanga!”

“niyiweilaozizhenxihuanzheigenvren,laozijiushirangnibushuang,ninengnawozenmeyang?”

tadehua**zhezhaoqiangdemeiyigenshenjing,zhaoqiangetoushangqingjinzhujianmaolechulai。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yidaoliuxinghuaguotianji。

yinweishibaitian,jihumeiyourenzhuyidaozheikeliuxing。

yemeiyourenzhuyidao,dangzhaoqiangfennudaodajidiandeshihou,liuxingturanbujianle!

“ding!chenggongdingweifuhetiaojiansuzhu,xitongjihuo!”

“benxitongweiyuzhouchaojijiaoyixitong,suzhuxuyaowanchengxitongzhidingjiaoyihuodexitongcangkushiyongquanxian!”

“zhuyi:jiaoyishiyonghuobibingfeisuzhusuozaishehuidetongyonghuobi,ershixitongzhidinghuobi!”

“suzhukeyisuiyishiyongcangkuneiwupin,danshibixubaozhengyingyeeweizheng!”

“ruguoyouewaijiaoyihuozhejiaoyishouruchaoguowupinjiazhi,suzhukehuodeewaihuobi!”

“suzhuyongyouzugouhuobizhihoukeyikaiqixindequanxian!”

“jiaoyibujuxianyuwupin,renwuguanxiganqingdengdengdouzaijiaoyifanweizhinei!”

“jihuosuzhuquanxian,quanxian1,weiguzhudakaicangku!”

yishunjian,zhaoqiangfangfolinghunchuqiaodaoleyigexukongshijie,yanqianshilinlangmanmudeshangpin。

“chaojizhuangguwan,shoujia10xitongbi,zuoyongzhiliaoguzhishusong,qiangjianguge!”

“chaojitinengjiaqiangdan,shoujia30xitongbi,kehuodeyixiaoshifenzhongtineng(baokuonanxinggongneng)jiaqiang!”

“putongwujiangzhaohuanka,shoujia30xitongbi,zhongdengwujiangzhaohuanka,shoujia70,chaojiwujiangzhaohuanka,shoujia300!”

“yixingguanxika,moshengrenka,shoujia0,haoyouka,shoujia2,miyouka,shoujia3,jiejiekahuomeimeikashoujia5……”

“tongxingguanxika,quanxianbuzu,wufachakan……”

“jinggao:suiyiquyongcangkuwupinerwufawanchengxiaoshourenwudaozhideyingyeezhangqiweifu,xitonghuichedimoshasuzhucunzai!”

“suzhudangqianyingyeewei0,xitongzengsongyibaixitongbi!”

“kao?zheishishenmegui,zenmexitonghuizaiwoshenshangjihuo?”zhaoqianglianshangnuqiquanwu,huanzuoyilianmengbi!

“buguanle,xianjiaoxunzheigehunzhangzaishuo!”xiangdaogangcaishiqing,zhaoqiangxinzhongzhongxinranqifennu。

“10xitongbi?taiguile,shechiyiba!yi?jiejieka,zheiwanyihao,haibianyi,jiwolailiangzhang!”

linlangmanmudeshangpinzhizhong,zhaoqianghenkuaixuanzelejiyang。

“shangpinyixuanding,shifoulijishiyong!”

“shi!”zhaoqiangxinzhongmonianyiju,jiezheshunjianjiubeilahuixianshi。

ercishidezhaoqiangsihuganshoudaoleshentiliyouwuqiongdeliliang。

kanzheyanqianhaizaixiaozhangxiaozhedelidongsheng,zhaoqiangzuijiaohuanhuanyangqiyimoxiaoyi!

jiuzaicishi,qianlizhiwaidemiguomimiyanjiushili,chuanzhebaidaguadenianqingyanjiuyuancongcongpaoxiangyigelaozhe。

“jiaoshou,tayouchuxianle,neikeshenmichuxianyouxiaoshideyunshi,tazaihuaguoyouchuxianle!”

laozhewenyancanglaodelianshangshunjianfuxianjidongdeshense。

“lijianpaiwomensuoyoudetegongqianwanghuaguo……rangmonikacongnanfeigandaohuaguo……yidingyaozhaodaoyunshizongji,diaochaqingchutachuxianzaiwomendiqiudeyuanyin!”