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wuyihuangjinzhou,womawangliandeshiqingbeifaxianle,quanjiarendouchaoxiaota。
biaojiefankanwomadeshouji:“xiaoyi,ninanpengyouhaimaochongmingxingni,pengyouquanfangdedoushiliyuanzhengdezhaopian。”
womazhandingjietiedeshuo:“duia,tajiushiyanyuanliyuanzheng。”
zheijuhuahuanlailegengbaoliedehongtangdaxiao。
kedangwomawangliannanyouzhaoshangmenshi,tamenquexiaobuchulaile。
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jiaqidediyitian,womenyijiarenweizuozaiyiqikandianshi,kewomadeshoujiquexianggebuting。
jiumayikanlailejing,pangqiaocejidishuo:“tuyuezenmelaoshibaozheshoujishale,gaibuhuixuezhexiaohaiziwanglianleba?”
buzhidaoweishenme,jiumajintianyitiandouzaicuizhewomaganjinzhaoduixiang。
zicongwomalihunhou,wojiugenwomabanlailelaolaolaoyejia。
kejiumaqueshuowohewomagenzaiwobashenbianjiule,zhanranlepianzidejiyin,huibalaolaojiadefangzipianzou。
mingmingwomenjiameichushideshihou,jiushutalaidezuiqin,meicizoudeshihouhaiyaoshunzouhenduodongxi。
guoranjintianjiumayikandaowohewomazailaolaojialijiubianlelianse,guanmendeshihoushuaidezhentianxiang。
tagangzuoxia,diyijuhuajiushi:“tuyueshashihouzhaohaoxiajia?zongbunengsanshiduolehaidaizainiangjiaba。”
zheibu,taxianzaiyoukaishile。
buguotazheicihaizhenshuoduile,mamashoujiliyouyigeshuaiqideshushu,haihuijiwojilingshihewanju。
womalianhongle,lianmangshouqishoujibushuohua。
sheizhidaobiaodiyibaduoguowomadeshouji,womashoujimeiyoumima,beiqingeryijudedakai。
yemianhaitingliuzaiganggangdeliaotianjilushang,womajineigerendebeizhushiyigeaixin。
biaodijinghuqilai:“wa,xiaoyizhendewanglianle!”
womanaolenaonaodai,haixiudediantouchengren,“xiangzhedengwendingyidianlezaigaosunimende。”
wocongbiaodishouliduoguoshouji,shuota:“meilimao!”
keshoujigangdaowoshoulijiubeiyizhixizhangdeshouchouzou。
biaojiefankanqilewomawanglianduixiangdepengyouquan,taturanfachuyishengbaoxiao,jiezhexiaodaoshoudou。
“xiaoyi,ninanpengyouhaimaochongmingxingni,pengyouquanfangdedoushiliyuanzhengdezhaopian。”
biaojiexingfendizhaohuzhejiumashuo:“manikuailaikan,zheilimiandoushiliyuanzheng,nishanggeyuezhuidedianshijuneinanzhujiao。”
jiujiujiumaweileshanglai,duizheshoujilishuaiqishushudezhaopiankanlehaojiu。
jiumakaishiyuzhongxinzhangdijiaoyuwoma,zuijiaoqueqiaodelaogao,“zheishipengshangpianzile,nibunengshilihunhoushou**leba?lianzheimemingxiandepianjudounengshangdang。”
womayouxienaonu,zhandingjietiedeshuo:“meiyoubeipian,tajiushiliyuanzheng。”
zheijuhuahuanlailegengbaoliedehongtangdaxiao。
jiujiuxiaodezhishuoduziteng,“xiaomei,niyebuxiangxiangrenjiadamingxingzheimeduorenxihuan,zaikankannilihunhaidaizhebingbing,tanengkanshangni?zuoshenme**mengni。”
biaojieyongshoujipaileliyuanzhengdepengyouquan,zaishoujishangqiaoqiaodada,haifazheyuyin:“jiemeimen,huojiujian,woxiaoyiwangliandaoliyuanzhenglepuhahahaha。”
buzhidaoneibianhuileshenme,biaojieyouduizheshoujijijizhazha:“sheishuobushini,neipianzihaitinglejiezhongnianfunvxihaode,liyuanzhengkeshishuquandingliua。”
jiumacongbiaojieshoulijieguowomadeshouji,dileguolai:“tuyue,nijitadageshipinkankan,haimeishipinguoniba?dianhuaneibiankendingshigepianzijiabande。”