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wowenlianyiniang:「yiniang,taijianheyibandenanrenyoushenmebutong?」

lianyiniangzhizhiwuwu:「jiushineige……bunengshenghaizi……」

woqueyanqianyiliang,bunengshenghaizi?

竟还有这等好事!

wohuanhuanxixijiajileneigetaijian。

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「jiushineige……bunengshenghaizi……」lianyiniangzhizhiwuwubantian,yemeishuochugesuoyiran,zuihouzhishilazhewodeshoukukutiti,shuodoushitazheigedangniangdemeiyonglianleilewo。

woqueyanqianyiliang,bunengshenghaizi!

竟还有这等好事!

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lianyiniangzhengzhengdikanzhewo,yixiangroushundelianshangduoleyifenjianyi,zhengzhongdidiandiantou。