第2章
qianshi,wojuedehenguiyi。
jiuweiwandehexiaoguzishuochulexiangfa:
“fendiwanshangyinqizhong,nimenchenjiarenbazitaiqing,rongyibeiguishangshen。”
“erqieninanpengyouguaiguaide,mianhaidoujianguojiujinihuazheimeduoqian?”
quemeixiangdaowohuahaimeishuowan,jiubeixiaoguzimengshanyibazhang。
“buzhixiangfudechundongxi,nizheishijiduwo。”
“fendibuguoshiyixiesiren,wocaibupani!”
xiangdaoqianshideyiqie,wolengxiaoyisheng。
xianzaiwobujinbuquanle,haiyaotuixiaoguziyiba。
xiaoguzishenchushou,xiangzhongrenzhanshitamanshoudehuangjinjiezhi。
“ma,wonanpengyoushuole,zhiyaojinwanwomenquanjiayiqi,qujiahoutoudegufenzhibobengdidapk,tajiujiwoshuayibaigedahuojian!”
众人倒吸一口气。
jiulianmanglimangwaidelaogong,yezhenjingdetingxialeshoulidehuo。
“一百个大火箭?”
“yigedahuojianyiwankuai,tayaojinishuayibaiwandeliwua?guaiguai,zhenshiwomenchenjiadeyaoqianshu。”
laogongjihushibengqilai,bashoushangdedianshiyaokongqidoushuailechuqu。
popogengshixiaodemanliandazhe,jingmingdelianshang,shizangbuzhudetanlan。
“yiwanshangzhuanyibaiwan?mazhenghaozuijinkanshanggejinxianglian......”
“aiya,ma,wonanpengyoushuole,jintianzhiyaowomenguaiguaizhibo,xiazhoujiudaiwomenyijiaquouzhoudujia,daoshihounixiangyaoshabuxing?”
公公两眼放光。
tayigeliyudatingcongshafashangzuoqilai,cuizhewomenshoushichufa。
而我只是点点头:
“xing,nimenyijiaziquba,wojiubuqule。”
wogangshuowanpopojiulaxialelian。
老公更是一脸冒火:
“liyue,nishibushijilianbuyaolian?xiaolinanpengyouzheimedafang,nijiupeiheyixia,niuliangxiabujiuxingle,feiyaoheqianzuoduime?”
gonggonggengshichaoqiguaizhang,duizhewoliandaguolai。
“dangzhewomenchenjiafacaidejiushizuiren!rangnitiaogewuniunieshenme,huitoujiurangchenfanjinixiule!”
xiaoguzigengshizhizhewobizima:
“wogequlenizhenshidaolexuemei,yaobushiwonanyoushuobixuyijiarenzhibo,wohaibuyuanyirangnilulianni,sangmenxing!”
“bama,ge,wobuguan,jintiannimenjiusuanshituoyeyaobatatuodaohoushangufen,yaoburanwonanpengyoujiuyaohewofenshoule!”
tingdaofenshou,chenjiarengengqile。
yankandaoshoudeqianjiuyaofeichuqu,popoquyangtaifanchumasheng:
“nigebuxiadandemuji,yaobushiwoerzifeiyaoquni,niyiweiwomenchenjiakandeshangni?”
“erzi,nianzhuta,womenbatabangguoqu!”
kanzhechenjiasigerenechoudezuilian,wodexinyuelaiyueliang。
mingmingjiehunqianchenfanduiwotitieruwei。
jiehunhou,chenfanjiekouzaijiakaobian,qishijiushihunchidengsi。
tamenquanjiabanjinwobamaliujiwodefangzi,kaowoyigerendegongzishenghuo。
yijiarenxiwanwodexuehou,quefanlianburenren。
qianshitamengengshikanzhexiaoguzijiangwotongchuan,canrenjiangwofenshipaoshi。
kanzheduoduobirendechenjiaren,wohendequanshenfadou。
jiuzaizheishi,menturanbeiqiaoxiangle。
“老公,开门呀。”
chenjiarenjitiyileng,tingxialedongzuo。
danhenkuai,menwainvrenjiaorouzaozuodeshengyinzaicichuanlai。