(tishi:benwenleziwen,tongshiyeshuoyixiaxiangqindewenti。zuozheshuotongbugengxinzuozhedexiangqinrizhi~)
(xielexiexiangqinxianzhuang,jiezoulveman,xitongdisanzhangchuxian。)
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【jitayicixiangqindejihui,tanengbanvfangqidaozhuyuan。zaijitayicikanbingdejihui,tanengbatizhekanbingdeniunaiyoutilehuilai!】
【“dangranla~womendangranshizhenaila!wohetazaiyiqi,jueduibushitutadeqian!”
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fangmenwai,yizhenjicudeqiaomenshengxiangqi。
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changshidikanglimudeyaoqiu。
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走进屋内。
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果然。
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lixiuyuanchaozheqianmiandejiedaitaikanlejiyan。
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wangdamaxinshidandandeshuozhe,nvhaiyiliandejingkong。
什么鬼?
zhenjiumeipoyizhangzui,huaidedounengshuochenghaodea!
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好好好!
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暗自鄙夷间。
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小伙子直言不讳。
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小伙子很实诚。
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她可不懂什么富婆。
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xiaohuozichuqidehuayuyishuochukou。
别说王大妈惊了。
jiulianshenhou,lixiuyuandoutingshale!
gemen!nizheihaizhenshibutiaoshia!
【zhenxiangqinkanzuozheshuo~】