yuxiushaojianduoguaididengwoyiyan：“dangranshiguolaidasaodasao，nikankanzheifangzi，kongledabannianle，neihuinenggoumuzhicu，nengzhuren？xiaobaoshentibuhao，duifenchenyouguomin。”
shuozhe，tawanyaokaigan，yousaoyoutuo，haiyibianxuxutaotao：“nimendoumang，doumang，yongzhelaorenleyigedianhuadaguolai。zuoniea。”
wojianzhikuaixingengle：“ma！sheishuorangnimenguolaidasaole，sheishuorangxiaobaozhuzheierle？nimendaodiganshenmelaide，haiyouzheiwei——”
wokanleyiyanbanluodelaotou，liushilaisui，toufahuibai，jiuzaobizixiamianyigedawuzi。
zheiyouniyoulatademoyang，zhenshibiwuzilidelangjiehaiyaorangrennanyirenshou。
“你雷叔。”
于秀随口道。
“nihaoa，wojiaoleiyang，shinipopodelaoxiang。”
laoyeziyicimankoudayanya，xiaoyilianzhezigenwodazhaohu。wozhenshiqingxingtameiyingyaogenwowoshou。
yinweiyouwairenzai，woyijingsuanshihenkezhile。
“ma，”wonaizhexingziwenyuxiu：“daodisheigennishuode，xiaobaoyaozhuzheier？zhouyan？”
woxinxiadigu，nandaozhouyanshuojinwanrangwozaodianhuilaishangliangshiqing，jiushizheijianshi？
yuxiualeyisheng：“fouzezenmenong？niyoubaibankanbushangneigenianqingxiaobaomu，duirenjiahengtiaobizishutiaoyande。zhouyankebujiudejiaowoguolaibei？niyoubuxianggenwozhuyikuai，neibuzhuzheizhushenmedifang？jialiyouxianchengdefangzi，nandaochuquzua。”
shuozhe，yuxiulinzhetuobazuanjinxishoujian。shuilongtoukaidehuahuada，dantabaoyuandeshengyinsihushiguyitiaogaolefenbei。
“zijiguniangdoumeikonghaohaodai，hainengzhiwangnidaixiaobao……he，zijizhuabuzhunanren，kanrenjiaxiaoguniangnianqingbushunyan。”
wohenhenyiyaozuichun，zhenshibielegedajingercaimeiyouchongshangqugentadadachushou！
zhuanshenchumen，wohenhenshuaishangmen！
cishicike，wodadianhuadeshoudouzhandoule，tingdaozhouyandeshengyin，wozhandouzhehouta：“sheirangnimadaowojiajiufangzilaide！haidaizheigelalilatadelaotouer，bawojiadangshenmele！”
“wenyuenixianlengjingdian，wobushigennishangliangme？”
“nishangliangleme？nizhijiejiubarensongjinlaile，xianzhanhouzouzheiyizhao，nidaoshidouhenhuinalaiduifuwoshibushi？”
wojiadefangzi，zheihuierkongguanzhemeizuke，jiusuanshizhendejiyuxiuzhule，woyebuzhiyufanlian。
danshouxianzhouyanmeiyoutiqiangenwoshanglianghao，qiciyuxiuneigelisuodangrandetaidu，yinyangguaiqidewaku，wojiushibafangzimaileyebuxiangzailimiankandaota。
zuihou，neigeshenmeleide，laoxianghaishipintouwojiubujiechuanle。
zaiwodefangziliguangzheshenzizoulaizouqu，yantouluandan，koushuiluantu，jiefanglinjukandaole，woyihouhaizenmezuoren？
wozhenbuzhidaogaishuoshenme，yaobushiyinweixintengzhouyan，wozhenxiangzhizhetabiziwenyiju——nimadaodihainengbunengyaodianlaolianle？
yilukaihuijia，wodeqingxuyemeiyougangcaineimejidongle。
jinmenkandaozhouyanyishoubaozhehaizi，dantiaotuitiaozhe，haiyaoguolaixuanguanyingwo。
woxinliyisuan，bahaizijieguolai。
“xianchifanba，wozuolenixihuandetangcuyu。”
zhouyanshuo，“zanmenbianchibianshuo。”
wobaxiaobaofangzaishafayili，ranhoudaochufangxishou。
zuoyouhuangu，wojuedejialihaoxiangshaoledianshenme。
kanzhexishoujianmenkouduizhedeniaobushi，haiyouchongwannaifensaleyizhuozidefenmo——
“哎？陶静呢？”
wocaifaxian，taojingsihubuzaijia。
周言说：“走了。”
“走了？”
我愣了一下。
zhouyankuxiao：“bushinigentashangliangde，rangtazoume？”
woganjindaowulizhuanleyiquan，faxiantaojingdeyifuhelvxingxiangdoumeile。
zaiquxishoujianyikan，taderunfushuangxifashuishenmede，shenzhituoxieyedoudaizoule。
zhouyanyibengyibengcongwohoumianshanglai，shenshoulalelawodegebo：“zenme？nihaishebudea？xianchifanba。”
“woyoushenmeshebude？liangtiaotuidebaomuyoubushizhaobudao。”
wogenzhezhouyanzuodaocanzhuoqian：“keshiwojuedeyoudianqiguai，womenshuohaode，dengzhaolexindeayi，tazaizou。zenmejintianlianzhaohudoubuda，jiu——”
“renjiayeyouzizuna。”
zhouyanjiwojialeyikuaiyurou，kanlewoyiyan：“nihuashuoneimenanting，renjianianqingxiaoguniang，yinweihaizimeile，xinlinanshou，zhuanmenguolaidangyuyingsaoxiangzhiyuyixiaxinling。nikoukoushengshengshuorenjiaxinhuaibugui，xiangqiangnierzihaiqiangnilaogong。danfanyoudianzunyande，sheishoudele？”
“erqie，nijiaorenjiadengjitianzaizou，dengnizhaodaoheshideayi？neirenjiapingshenmehaidaizaizhei？youhaodejihui，renjiajiubunengxianzou？”
zhouyanyifanhua，shuodewoxinlitingnanshoude。
“wozhishiqiaodaletajiju，hekuangtawangwofanlitukoushuizheizhongshi，benlaijiushibaomudajihui。”
“你有证据？”
“woyoubuxia。”woshuo。
“nishuotule，renjiashuomeiyou。niyaofeizuanniujiaojian，neinibafancaiduandaonimendanweishiyanshijianceyixia。huitouqisutaweihaitarenjiankanganquan。”
wopailexiazhuozi：“zhouyannibietaigangxingme？lingwai，nijiwojieshiyixianimazenmehuishi？”
zhouyanshuo，“taojingshangwuturanjiushuoyaozou，womenyoumeizhaodaoheshidebaomu。rangwomalai，nikendingyouzhamao。woxianglaixiangqu，gancuijiurangtabaxiaobaodaidaoneitaolaofangziliqu。fanzhengliwoyiyuanyejin。zheiyangpingshizanliangshangban，gaimangjiumang，zhoumobahaizijiehuilai，peiyangxiaganqing，rangwomaxiuxiyixia。yeshengdezaiquzhaoshenmebaomule。nijuedezenmeyang？”
“nidouyijinganpaidemingmingbaibaile，haiwenwo。”
woyongkuaizichuozheyurou，yanpiyebutaidishuo。
“niyaoshibuyuanyi，neiwomenjiuzugefangzi。danwojuedemeibiyao，nishuoni？neitaolaofangzimashangyaodongqianle，nizaiquanpaigezuke，yemafan。”
zhouyanyibianshuo，yibiantaitoukanzhewo。
wodiantou：“suibianle。buguo，neigelaotouzenmehuishier？”
zhouyanyoudiangangadinaolexiatou：“meizenmehuishi，jiunikandaodebei。wobazoudezao，womayigerenzenmeduonianle。leishushitalaoxiang，yeshiqiaole，qiannianerzijiehun，yezaizanmenchenglimaidefang。jiubaleishujieguolai，danshierxifugenlaotouyoudianbuduifu，zhudebutaishufu。ranhou——”
“ranhouwozheierzhudeshufu？suoyibujinnimayaozhujinlai，haiyaodaigelaotoutongju？！”
我简直震碎三观。