yiri，jihandingzheyitoujiwofa，zaifangjianlifengkuangxunzhaoheisedaizi。xiahuacongxishoujianchulai，jitazhilezhidianshipangbian，“yaozaineili。”
jihanjiuzhewenshuifuxia，zhangtanlekouqi，xinghaohaijide。
tajixiebandizhuanguotoukanxiangxiahua，“bao，nizazhidaowozaizhaoyao？”
xiahuashouwuzudaodigentayanqilezuowanzaicheshangdeyimumu。
“jingganqugouneiweixiaotaiye，tingshuocengjingyounvrenxiangpachuang，tamingrenzhijiediuchuqu，qizhonghenduodoushishencaixiangmaojuejiademeiren。”
zhiyutaweishenmehuizhezaijihanzheili，jihandezhangxiangqinglidongren，shencaitedongshi，gaidadeda，gaixidexi，nanrenzuixihuandechunyukuan，meimaosihaobushunvmingxing。
zuotianchongdongdehouguorangjihanxianzaihaiyouxiebushi，danneigenanrenshenshangdeqingliexiangweiheyishengshengyouhong，queshihenrangrenchenlun。
shoujitongzhishengxiangqi，shiyangmulinyinqiudexiaoxi，“nannan，shenfeineiyangderenfenlejiufenle，bietainanguo。”
qiantianwanshanglikaichuzuwuhou，tadunzaixiaoquhuatanbianjiyangmudadianhua，jiangweiqujinshuqingshu。
qingmeizhumashinian，tashibenzhejiehunqude，neiyangchumujingxindebeipan，xinzaojiuqianchuangbaikong。
qisuideta，daizheyishenshang，yundaozaishanhaizhendesenlinli。
toufalingluan，gongzhuqunpojiu，shoujiaohebozidouyoushenshendelehen，xiezibuyierfei，jiaodihaiyounishahexueji。beizoujinlujiniukanbingdeshouyijiyunhaifaxian。
zaiyiyuanxinglaihouwangjileyiqie，beihaoxindetamenshouyang。
suiranerrenbingfeiqinshengmunv，danganqingfeichangyaohao，tamenshizuiqinmidejiaren。
“ma，womeishi，manmanjiudanle。”
shijiannengdanwangyiqie，qisuidetongkudounengdanwang，genghekuangshiyigebuzhidedenanren。
diertianyidazao，jihanjiugandao**“yonganyihao”bieshujiaofanghuodongdexianchang。zheishitazaidasijituandanrenpinpaizhuguanfuzedediyigehuodong。
tadaishanggongpai，zaixianchangzixijiancha，gengebankuaifuzerenzaicigoutongqueren。mangliuleyigexiaoshi，zhongyuyoukongzuoxialaihekoushui。
huodongxianchangshizaibieshuquzhongxindeguangchangjubande，takanzheyidongdongjiazhishangyidebieshu，yanleyankoushui。
yunchengdefangjiagaoang，nengzainaoshizhonglingpiyikuaidi，jianqitaoyuanbandebieshuqu，**caidaqicu。
jiangshizaiguoneiwaidouyouchanye，fangchankaifazhishiqizhonghenxiaodeyibufen。
jiangyushangweihou，xuanbujinruxinxingkejichanye，zhongdianzaiaiherengongzhinengfangmian，xingyezishenrenshiyuyantajiangdailingjiangshichuangzaoxiayigehuihuang。
zheixieshijihancongwangshangsoulaide，tahenpeifujiangyunianjiqingqingjieshoujituanshiwu，duanduanliangnianjiurangyejifanfan。
zheigezaiwairenkouzhongqinglengjingui，gaobukepandenanren，neiwanquedaitazhirechenlun。
huodongjijiangkaishi，yilianglianghaocheshiruxianchang，lianggexiangmaochuzhongdenianqingrenjinrutadeshixian。
“laogao，yugezheibieshugaidebucuoa！shenmeizhenhao，yichuanwo”，luningjintianyishenzhaoyaodehongpiyi，heipikujiangkuanjianzhaiyao，dazhangtuizhanluwuyi。
tashuangshouchadou，tiaomeikanxiangpangbianchuanzhexizhuang，yibenzhengjingdegaozechuan。
“yichuanshishengwuxueshangdemingci，niheyugezaishengwuxueshangyouguanxi？tashinidaye，nishitasunzei？”
gaozechuan，gaoshijituanzongcai，jiangyudefaxiaozhiyi，lengmianbazong，luningcongxiaozuixihuangentadouzui。
jihantingdaotamendeduihua，bujintouxiao，zhenghaobeihuangusizhoudeluningfaxian。tajintianpanzhefa，hualedanzhuang，chuanzhedanlansechenyihebaiseyuweiqun，shifenzhiyehua。
luningjuedetayouxiemianshu，dingzherenkan，huranyourenconghoubianzhuazhetadenaodai，jiangtayibatuikai。
“nidaye”，luningmaleju，huitouyikanshijiangyu，dunshimeikaiyanxiao，“yuge，nilaile！”
luningshijiangyudefaxiao，waijiazhongshigoutui，xiaoshihougentabuduifu，jingchangyuejia，cicibeizou。
youyicitadaojiangjialaozhaipaqiangzhunbeitouxijiangyu，beijianglaotaiyeyangdegouzhuidemanyuanpao，niaolekuzi，houlaishijiangyubagoujiaohuiqu，bazijidexinkuzidiujitahuan。
jiumingzhien，dangyongquanyibao。
neicizhihou，tarenxiaotabansuidejiangyuzuodage。
“laijinizheigeyezhukaihui。”
jiangyujintianshulegedabeitou，yilvtoufarenxingdichuiluozhiyoubianmeiwei，moyanxiazhang，yanweishangtiao，lengjunzhongdaizheyisimeirenjinger。
gaodingheisexizhuangchangkai，neilitongsemajia，baisechenyikouzhizuigaoyigeniukou，heiseanwenlingdaishuqi，xinggandehoujiezaitataitoujianbaoluzaiyangguangxia。
tayonglanditaiqizuoshoumolvsede**kuanmingbiao，kanlekanshijian“laizaole。”
江遇要发表讲话？！
jihandehuodongliuchenglibingmeiyouzheihuanjie，nandaoshilinshixinzengde，zenmemeiyourenhetazheigefuzerenshuoyisheng。
tazhunbeizhaolingdaowenwen，huranyigegaodadeshenyingdangzhulequlu，taitouyikan，shijiangyu。
yuanbenzainulikezhidexinqing，dunshibiandejinzhangqilai。
cishideta，aimodayushesi，zhixiwangjiangyumeiyourenchuta。
jiangyuzuijiaodaixiaoshangxiadaliang，xiuzhangdeshouzhishenxiangtadegongpai，chuimoushuodao，“jihan。”
tadizhetou，shenjingjinbeng，guishishenchadihuileju，“dao。”
tatingdaotoudingchuanlaiqingxiaosheng，“nimengongsipingchangshangbanyaodianming？haixuyaoda‘dao’。”
jihanhenxiangzhaogedidongzuanjinqu，tayiweijiangyushuowanhuilikai，dantaquewanxiayao，zaitaerbianyongzhiyoulianggerencainengtingdaodeshengyinshuo“neiwandeqiuraosheng，henhaoting，shenmeshihouzairangwoganshouganshou。”
jihanhurantaitou，liangrenbijianxiangcaerguo，tarenchutale，zijinvliumangdeshenfenzhongjiuzangbuzhu。
tawanghoutuileyibu，“duoxiejiangzongdeyijian，womashangquzhunbei”，shuowanhaibuwangjitajuyigong。
kanzhemeirenluohuangertaodeyaotiaobeiying，jiangyumeimaoqingtiao，gouchun。
zheijiritazonghuimengjianneiwanhetadeyimumu，jiaomeideqiuraoshengwanzhuandongting，rangtashisuizhiwei，nanyiwanghuai。
luninghegaozechuanduishiyiyan。
gaozechuan，“zheishisaozi？”
“shia！nikanyugeshenmeshihouduinvrenzheimeshangxin，haiwanqilebazongdiaoximeinvyuangongdeqiaoduan。”
neiwantaqinyankanjianjiangyubarenbaodaocheshang，songrenhuijia。
dongzuozhiqingrou，yanshenzhishenqing。
huojiujian，taneiershiqinianmeikaihuadeyugezhongyukaiqiaole。
jiangyudedaolaishilinshijuedingde，zaihetamishuzhouhuigoutonghou，dezhitazhishiguolaikankanbingbuhuifabiaojianghua。
dantadedaolaixiyinsuoyourendezhuyi，meitimennazhezhangqiangduanpaoduizhetadelianpai，bijingjiangjiaxiaotaiyedeshenfen，caimaoquandoushidingjide。
genzhefumuguolaidefujia**mendouxiangzhewangtashenbiancou，luninghegaozechuanyizuoyiyouweijiangyugejueneixielantaohua。
jiangyuyongyuguangkandaolejihan，zhuanguotouhetasimuxiangdui，muguangzhuore，daizhexiewanwei。
huoxushizuonvliumangxinxu，zaijiangyukanxiangtadeshihou，taceguoletou。
huodonghenchenggong，jieshuzhihou，luningzhanqiguzhang，“sheicehuadehuodong，gaifajiangjin。”
tacongjiangyuneilidezhihuodongcehuarenshijihan，weilebiaoshiduisaozishiyedezhichi，tashoudangqichong。
dezhijiangyulaile，dasijituandelaozonggandaoxianchang，tingdaolushiergongziluninggongkaibiaoyangtadeyuangong，xibuzisheng，couguoquxiangwoshou。
luningduizheneifeitoudaerdelaozongshizaixiabuqushou，kanleyanjiangyu，“rangcehuarenguolai”。
tutoulingdaojiangjihantuilechuqu，tashenxiyikouqi，zoudaoluningshenbian，xiangtashenchuleshou，“luxiansheng，feichangganxieninduiwomendasijituangongzuoderenke。”
靠！
saozishengyinrouroudezenmeneimehaoting。
luningjianguobushaomeinv，danjihanshenshangzidaiyizhongqingxindanyadeqizhi，hengaoji，xiangtajialulaotoutebaobeideciqi，guaibudewanniantieshudejiangyujizheyaokaihua。
luninggangzhunbeiwo，yizhishoujiangtadeshoupaikai，jinjinwozhejihandeshou。
jiangyudeshoukuanhouyouli，zhangxinchuanlaiwendu，“zuodebucuo，xiacihuodongjixuzhaoni。”
nanrenshenxinggaoda，qizhijingui，jushoutouzujieshifengdu。
songkaishoudeshunjian，ganjuetazaizijishoubeishangfumoleyixia。
tingdaojiangyudehua，laozongdezuijiaodoukuailiedaotaiyangxuele。
songzoujiangyuhou，rangzhulijinkuainihaoyifenzhangqihezuodehetong，zhunbeirangjihandaijita。
dangtianxiabanqian，jihanjiushoudaolesiweishudejiangjin，laozonghaizaigongsiqunlihaozhaodajiayaoxiangtaxuexi。
zheiyanggongkaibiaoyangta，nanmianhuizaorenjidu，buguojilaizhizeanzhi。
biqikenenghuidaolaidezhichangpaiji，tagengzaiyideshijiangyu。
jintiantadeyixiliejudongrangtabuzhisuocuo，nanbuchengneiwanshuichuquweile，haixianggentazaixuqianyuan。
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guoneiwaizhongduocaituan，zhimingjituanfuzerenxishudaochangqinghe，shimguoguimozuida，haofeizijinzuiduodeyichangshenghui。
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