xinchoujiajiuhen，wofanshoulianxilexiaoqizhunbeizhengjulian。
yulequanbiaomianguangxianliangli，qishidoushigezhonglvjingduijiqilaide。
woqianjinianpaojuzu，jibendouquannianwuxiu。
juedingjieyuehou，wodaoshizhongyutongtongkuaikuaixiuxileyizhou。
xiaoqigongzuonengliguoranbucuo，chulebiyaoqingkuangxuyaowobenrenchuxi，qitashiqingtadoubaoyuanle。
xiujiaqijian，yejiuqinyuezheigebuganyansedezongdadianhuafaduanxinguolaigeyingwo。
jiaqijieshu，woyezhengshihuiguixujia。
huiguidiyijianshi，jiushibeitidaolecishanwanhuishang。
quanlizongshishibushigaodiancishanwuhuia、paimaiwanhuiazhileidehuodong，biaomianshangshitoushencishanshiye，shijishangjiushibianxiangzhanshiyixiageweidejingjinengli，shunbiankuodajiaojiquan。
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yinweiduonianmeicanyucileiyanhui，wogepawobushiying，biananpaitaxiongdi——jinghuikejideergongziqishanhepeiwochuxi。
qishanhebangwotizhequnzi，yiliankuxiang：“xulaoer，wozuotianhejiuchiliangle，duzitongdeyaoming，nizijixianquhuichang，woqutangxishoujian。”
zheigemenzhangdewenrunruya，danshizixiaochangweibuxing，ershichujian，wohaibeitadeshuaiqixiuhonglelian，danshixiayimiaojiubeitadejingtianchoupixunzilelian。
wowangzhetahuojihuoliaodebeiying，zhinengyangtianzhangtan，zijitizhequnziwanghuichangzouqu。
buguoyeshiyuanjialuzhai，wozaimenkouyujianleqinyuehetadexinhuan——chenliya。
qinyueyilianyinchen，dingzhewobushuohua。
daoshizheigechenliyalaizhebushan，haimeidengwokaojinjiuduizhekongqilengchaorefeng，“aiyouwei，zhenshishenmerendounenglaicanjiazheizhongwanhuileni！zhendiaodangci！”
我的母语是无语。
wolandedalita，biantizhequnziwangqianzou。
danquebeigongzuorenyuanlanxiale。
“ninhaonvshi，qingchushiyaoqinghan。”
wo：“......”
guoranhaimeidengwojieshi，chenliyajiuzaiwoshenhouxiaochulejijiao。
“aiyou，renjiakeshidanghongnvyanyuan，gangnaleyinghoude。niburenshitama？”
gongzuorenyuanhenchengzhi，“buhaoyisi，xuyaoyaoqinghancainengrunei。”
chenliyawanzheqinyuedeshoubei，***bandebayaoqinghanshuaileshuai。
qinyueliansebutaihao，tashuo：“xuwei，zheizhongchanghebushiniyinggailaide，wobuzhidaonicongnalidatingdaolewojinwanyaocanhuidexiaoxi，danshiwomenzaojiusanle，bienongdezheimenankan。”
我一个头两个大。
这是什么降智发言？
woyiqianzenmebuzhidaoqinshaoyexiangxianglizheimefengfu？
danshihaimeidengwofanji，chenliyajiulazheqinyuedeshoubeisajiaodao：“yuege~womenjinquba，bielitale，meiyouyaoqinghantayoujinbule。”
qinyuebuzailiwo，genzhechenliyawanghuichanglimianzou。
chenliyazeyilianxianqidibailewoyiyan，jifengdao：“xudayinghou，shenmechanghechuanshenmeyifu。nizheitaoyifutailianjiale，peibushangzheizhongchanghe。”
我笑了。
jintianshiguanyufuchiminzuchanyedecishanwanhui，tachuanzheyitaoguowaipinpaidegaodingyaowuyangwei，yebupadezuiren。
wozaimenkoumeidengdaoqishanhe，daoshiyujianlequanlijigepengyou，tingshuowoyinweimeiyouyaoqinghanbeijuzhimenwai，zhijiexiaokailehua。zuihouwozhanletamendeguang，shualianjinrulehuichang。
duonianweicanjiazheizhongwanhui，wohaishiyouxiejujinle。
genzhetamendalejigezhaohu，wojiutoutouliudaoletianpintai。
danshihaimeidengwofangsong，jiutingjian“pa”deyisheng。
wodunganbumiao，huitouwangqu。
zhijianwozhanxindequnbaishang，yijuxiaodangaodeshitizhenghengzaishangmian。
taiyanwangqu，zhijianchenliyayilianxingzailehuo，shoulihainazhekongpanzi。“buhaoyisia，xuyinghou，nidelifuwopeile。”