第一章

“xingyu(yù)。”nanrenshengyincichen:“sanshiyi,quanjijiaolian。”

ershibasuidelinyanzenmeyemeixiangdao,zhongyouyitianhuiluopodaohuixiaozhenxiangqin。

meiposhuonanfangtiaojianbucuo,shigewailaihu,fumushuangwang,yougeshentiyinglangdenainai。

zhenshangyoutaosancengloudezijianfang,xianchengyemailequankuanfangzi,haiyouyiliangershiduowandeqiche。

bingzaixianchengkailejiaquanjiguan,shourukeguan。

大家都叫他邢教练。

cike,zheigetiaojianbucuodexingjiaolianzhengrengaomadadizuozaitaduimian。

tashenzheheiyiheiku,qizhiyepi,wuguanruili,lizheganjingcuntou,shilaoyibeichangshuodeneizhongduanzhengzhixiang。

buguobanzheyizhangbingmayonglian,lengchenzhiqihouzhongdaonanyiyanshi。

酷且硬,帅但糙。

看着不怎么好接近。

linyanlimaoxingjiehua:“linyan,ershiba。congshifanyigongzuo。”

xingyukanzheyanqianbaidefaguangdenvren,meimujiansuiwanzhexiao,danyandishizelengdanshuli。

气质清绝又凉薄。

daliangzhong,muguangsuoxiangtayanweineikezhimadadezhishang,shenyunweiyang……

ziwojieshaohou,meilexiawen。

diyicixiangqin,linyanbushanzhangyingfuzheizhongchangmian,jiashangxingyulengruoxuanbing,tashizaimeixingzhizhaohuati。

yushi,pengqibeizizhanshuxingheshui。

yibeishuixiadu,xingyuyijiukaozaiyizishangbuhangsheng,xiangshulansidemianwubiaoqingdidingzheta。

linyantoupifama,pingjingqichun。

“xingjiaolian,tingshuonitiaojianbucuo,zenmehailaixiangqin?”

“我挑。”

“……”linyanyeyu:“wohaiyiweinishibeijialibide。”

“ng。”xingyushengxiandidide:“nainaishuo,woyaobulaitayihousibumingmu。”

linyanzhengzhuomozhezheiweixingjiaolianshuohuakezhenzhibaishi,taneimanbujingxindeyudiaojixuchuanruerpan。

“xiangqinbiejiaozhen。yunqihaotugezhenai,yunqibuhao,tugezhenshuang,zaibuxing,tugejingyan。”

谬论。

linyanchelechechun:“kanlaixingjiaolianshigejiujingxiangqinchangdeshukea!”

“haihao。”xingyusongjian:“yejiuxianglebailaige。”

“……”zheinanrentaiqingfu,bukaopu。

“xingjiaolian,wojuedewomenxinggebuheshi。wogerenbijiaoxihuanzhengjingwenzhongdenanren。”kaolvdaoyigezhenshangyihoutaitoubujianditoujian,linyanjinliangjizutatimian。

“bumannishuo,woshiyebeipianhaiqianzhewaizhai,suoyicaihuizhenshangkenlao。woshizaipeibushangni,xiwangnizaorizhaodaoxinyideren。”

xingyudazheyanpi,tongzhongliuzhuanzheshenyi。

banshang,tadao:“xing。”

linyankanzhetanaqiwaitaokuobuliqu,shixianxiayishizhuisui,buyouweizhi。

tashenxinggaokuo,jiankuanyaozhai,jirouxiantiaohenhao,kanshangquliliangganshizu。

bieshuozaixiaozhenshang,napazaidachengshitazheishencaixiangmaoyeshujingpin。

可惜,性格不讨喜。

zuizhong,tayiyiju“buxihuanqingfudenanren”tangsailemeipo,jieshulezheichangxiangqin。

yiyuedefengcigudeliang,zhenshangjiedaoliangpangshushangguamanlecaideng。

nongnongdenianweipumianerlai,shuxiyoumosheng。

xixiang,congshangdaxuedaochulaigongzuo,tayijingbanianmeiyouhuilaiguole。

今年实属水逆。

shangbanniangongsikongjiangguanxihuqiangletabanshangdingdingdefuzongjingliyizhi,xiabannianyouyintongshixianhaidaozhigongzuoshiwubeikaichu。

ernianmo,youyinjieletongdianhuabeizhapiandiaoshoushangsuoyoudejixu。

zaidachengshipinlezheimeduonian,daotoulaiyichangkong。

最终她决定回老家。

yishimeiqianjiaofangzu,ershitaanlianduoniandenanrenshangxingqidinghunle。

huidaozhenshangdediertian,tajiubeijiumaanchunfangbizhelaixiangqin。

yushicaiyoulegangcaineigangadexiangqinju。

gangdaojia,loudaochubianchuanlaijiujiuzhouganghejiumadezhengchaosheng。

neishengyinsuiranbuda,danzaibingbugeyindelaojuminloulixiandegewaiqingxi。

“yanyanganghuilainijiurangtaquxiangqin!neixingyutiaojianshibucuo,dansanshiduosuimeichengjiazhidingyoumaobing!”

“nineihaowaishengturancizhihuilaijigeyisi?haishuozanshibuzoule!dasuanzaiwomenjiabaichibaihea?wokebuyangxianren。”

“yanyancongshangdaxueqijiumeiwenguojialiyaoyifenqian!zheicihuilaihaicongchenglijiwomenmaileyifuhelipin,nizheidangjiumadejiubunengdadudian?”

“zhougang,wodangniantongyinibataconggueryuanjiehuilaiwohaibudadu?tacongxiaozaiwomenjiabaichibaihebenlaijiugaixiaojingwomen!zaishuole,tayigekuaisanshisuidedalingshengnv,yishiwucheng、haimeijiaren,tazijiyeyoulianhuilai?bupajiefanglinjushuoxianhua?wokediubuqizheigeren。”

“haiyou,jialijiuliangjianfang。nibiewanglejinnianyueyuetaliangkouziyaohuilaiguonian,tayaomezijichuquzhu,yaomexiangqinchenggongbanqunanfangjia,zheilikemeitazhudedier……”

menwaidelinyanzaoyimuran。

zheimeduonianguoqule,tahaishiyigebushoudaijiandewairen。

zhenglihaoxinqingjinwushi,anchunfangyijiuguazhelian,kouqiporendikaishiduitashuojiao。

“meiposhuonimeikanshangxingjiaolian?nizijishenmetiaojian?haitiaotiaojianjian!nvrenguoleershibajiushilancaiyezi,meirenyaole!”

“niyiweinizaichenglidailejinianzhenchengdoushiliren?chennixianzaihaiyouyifuhaopinangganjinbazijijiale,jiumayeshiweilenihao。zheiyang,worangmeipozaiwusejige,mingtianjiezhequxiangqin!”

“anchunfang,nimeiwanmeileshiba!womenyanyanzheimeyouxiu……”

“jiujiu。”weilepingxizheichangyintaerqidefenzheng,linyanxinkoubuyidixiaozhedaduan:“woduixiangqinbupaichi,yaoshinengxiangdaoyouyuanren,yetingbucuode。”

huidaofangjianguanshangmen,lianqujiangyingdejiaxiao,meitouzhujianjinsuo。

xinjiganhuanhuanxijuanquanshen,etoujinchuyicenglenghan。

tazoudaochuangtoutaochuzangzaizhentoudixiadeyao,yanxiahoupibeididaozailechuangshang。

huanlehenjiu,tacaitaochushoujidiankaiweixin,faxianyougehaoyoushenqing。

touxiangshiyilvheiyan,yinsensende,kanzheguaishenren。

linyantongyihaoyoushenqing,suijifalexinxiguoqu。

【你是?】

banfenzhonghou,neirenhuilexinxi。

【轻浮的邢教练。】