第6章 幼稚的爷爷和爸爸

laorenshensepoweideyidekanlezijideerziheerxiyiyan,zijidoumeifaxianbujingyijianjingrandesedexuanyaoleqilai,lianshangminghuanghuangdexiezhe‘nuannuanzuixihuandehaishiwozheigelaotouziba。’

gubababufushu“nuannuanchiwanlebabadaizhenimenquguangguang。”

xiaopengyouguairuandediantou,meiyanwanwandexiaozhe,jishipifuyoudianhei,yijiuyanshibuleneijingzhihaokandewuguan,xiaoqilaigengjiahaokanle。

xiaoguniangruanhuhudedao“xiexiebaba。”

gubabazuijiaoshangyang,yigebolanbujingdeyanshenchaolaorenkanguoqu。

gulaoyezi“…………”

这个不孝子!

gumamakanzhetamenlianggedeyanshenjiaofengpoyouxiekuxiaobude,zheilianggezaijializuiyouweiyanderenshenmeshihoubiandezheimeyouzhile。

“妈妈,哥哥呢?”

nuannuandiaozheyigejingzhidexiaolongbao,aowuyikoushangqujiujiangneibaibaipangpangdexiaolongbaoyaoleyigeyueyaxingzhuangdequekou。

zheixiaolongbaoshizaishitaihaochile,nuannuanyikouyaoxiaquyanjingdouliangleqilai,qingchetouliangyoushuiyingyingde,fangfoyouxingguangzaishanshuo。

xiaojiahuochideyilianxingfudeyangzi,saibangzibeichengdeyiguyigude,jiusuanshouyeyanshibuletadekeai。

kantachidongxi,gulaoyezidoushunjianganjuezijiweikoudakaile。

“bieguanta,nigegexianzaikendinghaizaishuijueni,neijiahuomeidaoshidianshiqibulaide。”

nuannuanguaiqiaodeeleyisheng,xiaoshetoutianletianchunjiangshengxiadebaoziyikoumenle,zheicisaibangzibeichengdegenggule,genyizhitouchidexiaocangshuside,rangrentebiexiangyaozaineiruanruanderousaishangnieyixia。

nuannuanbenlaixiguanxingdexiangyaokezhiyixiazijide,yiqianzaicunliqucengfanchideshihoudoubuganchitaiduojiupabeixianqile,jintiancailai,tachifandeshihouxiguanxingdexiangyaokezhizijibunengchitaiduo。

danshizheizaocanshizaishitaihaochile,yigebuxiaoxindenghuiguoshenlaitayijingchilewugejingzhidexiaolongbao,yixiaowanhaixianzhouhejigejiaozile,dengduzidouchichengletacaixiaobiaoqingyouxiejiangyingdefangxialekuaizi,youxiexinxudetoutoukanleyanzhuoshangdeqitaren。

tatainengchile,huibuhuibeixianqia……

nuannuanjiujiezheyizhangxiaolianer,fanzhuoxialianggenshouzhitoudoujiaozaiyiqile。

“暖暖吃饱了吗?”

gumamajiantatingxialaijiuguanqiedexunwen“hainengbunengzaichidianer?hainengchijiuduochi,danshiyebuyaobazijichengdelihaile,buranhuiduzitengdezhidaoma?”

zhuoshangdeqiyuliangrenyechaotaluchuguanqieguanxindeshenqing。

nuannuanjiantamenmeixianqiziji,neitantebuandexinzongsuanshifangxialaile,taguaiqiaodezuozaiyizishangluchuyigemiantianyouruantiandexiaorong。

“嗯,吃饱了。”

gulaoyezimantiaosilidecalecazui,xiaorongheaideduinuannuandao。

“jintiankannuannuanchidezheimexiang,laotouziwodouduochileyiwanzhouni。”

guanjiayezaiyibianxiaozhedao“kanlainuannuanxiaojiehuilaizhihou,laoyenindeshentikendingyenengyuelaiyuehao,zheidoushinuannuanxiaojiedailaidefuqi。”

laoyezizuijinshiyubuzenmehao,chidedongxibiyiqianshaoduole,dajiadouanandanxinzhe,jintiankanjiantaduochileyixieyedouhengaoxing。

nuannuankaixindexiaoleqilai,shengyinruanhuhudequanzhe“yeyeniyeyaoduochiyixieya。”

laoyezifuzhanghahadaxiaoleqilai“haohaohao……yihouyeyewodouhenuannuanyiqichifan,zanmenlianggedouduochi。”

nuannuanzaiyibiandiantou,zheitadangranleyila。

“zou,yeyedainiquzhaonideneiliangzhimaohegou,shunbianyexiaoxiaoshi。”

gubababuganluohoudezhanleqilai“bushishuohaolewodainuannuanqudema。”

gulaoyezixieletayiyan,qianguonuannuandexiaoshou“nigaiqugongsishangbanle。”

gubabazouguoquqianzhenuannuandelingyizhixiaoshou“buji,xianzaihaimeidaoshijianni,zaishuolewoshigongsilaoban,jiusuanchidaolesheihaiganshuowoshenmebucheng?biqishangban,dangranshipeizhe‘wonver’gengzhongyao。”

gubabateyijiang‘wonver’sangeziyaodetebiezhong。

gulaoyezilenghengyisheng,yiqiantahaijuezhezijizheigedaerziwenzhongyouli,xianzaikanlaiwenzhonggepi!

“ninverzenmele?haibushiwosunnv!”

fuzilianggezhenshiyiyanbuhejiukaishihuduiqilai,zheiyimukedangzhenshishaojian,shenzhiyiqianconglaimeifashengguo,bijingyemeijianliangrenweileqiangerzi/sunzizheiyanghuduiguo。

guanjiahegumamadouwuyule,zenmehainianjiyuedayueyouzhile。

nuannuankankanzheigekankanneige,zhudongwojinletamendeshouzhiruanshengruanqidedao。

“baba,yeyewomenyiqizouba。”

taxiaoxiaodeyizhizhanzaizhongjian,yidianerdoubuzhanweizhida。

“haohaohao,weilenuannuan,yeyebugennizheiyouzhidebabajijiaole。”

laoyezilehehede,zouqilulaijingshenyiyi,wanquanmeiyouyidianerlaotaideganjue。

gubabachadianermeirenzhubengrenshefanbaiyanle,daodishisheiyouzhia。

liangrendaizhenuannuanxianquzhaoledahuanghemeiqiu,liangzhibeianzhizaihuayuandeyigemuwuli,zheimuwudouyoucunlinuannuanzhudeneifangzidale,erqiehaihaokan。

“zheiyuanbenshifangzawudefangjian,dengbalimiandedongxidoutengchulaizhihoujiuzhuanmenjitamenzuochengchongwufang,bierenjiachongwuyoudetamendouyou。”

haimeidaomenqianni,liangzhierduojilingdeyimaoyigoujiuhuankuaideyaozheweibafeibenchaonuannuanfeibenpaoguolaile。

dahuangweibadoukuaigenfengshansidele,zaimashangyaokaojinnuannuandeshihou,yidaolingqiaoxianxideyingzicongtianerjiang,yixiazicaizaidahuangnaodaishangjieliyueqi,ranhoudongzuoqingyingwanmeideluodaolenuannuanhuaili。

zhiyudahuang,beicaideyigeliangqiangsizhipadishangqule。

“汪汪汪!!!”

dahuangyaoyaqiechideduizhenuannuanhuailideheimaokuangfei,qisigouzile!

ernuannuanhuailideheimaodunzuozhe,poweiyouyadetianletianzhuazi,gaoaoerqingmiedexieyankanzhedishangdedahuang。

haojiahuo,zheixiakebudelele,dahuangtiaoqilaimaozulejingerdexiangyaoquyaomeiqiu,danshimeiqiushineimehaoqifudema,taiqizhuazibuguoliangmiaodeshijianneimaoquanquansudukuaidedouhuichucanyingle,haizhuanmenzhaozhedahuangdelianpanzida,xiongdebudele。

guyeyehegubabatebiedanxinnuannuanhuishoushang,danshishishitamenxiangduole,liangzhisuirandajiadanshiqueyizhigujizhenuannuan,sihaomeishangdaota。

shenzhizainuannuanchushouzulandeshihou,liangzhidouhenyoumoqidetinglexialai,zhishiyijiuxianghukanzhebushunyan。

“不准打架了!”

nuannuanjiangmeiqiufangdaodahuangshenbian,shuangshouchayaoyifuqigugudeyangzi,dayanjingyidengliangzhidouguaiguaidepaipaizuohao。

nuannuangenxiaodarenerside,xiaoxiaodeshouzhitouzailiangzhimaorongrongnaomenershangchuolechuokaiqilejiaoyumoshi。

“dougennimenshuoleduoshaobianleya,dahuanghemeiqiushiyijiaren,yijiarenbukeyixianghuqifubukeyidajiade,yaoshishoushanglezenmebanya?shoushangketengle,butinghuadedahuanghemeiqiubushihaohaizi,huaihaizishiyaobeidapipide!”