第5章 老师,您别吓唬我们好吗?

rujinjiandaomenzhu,taneixinyizhongshuobuchudeziwei。

huolebashiduoniandeta,yijingyinyueganjuedaoleyisibumiao。

talijiguidi:“xiaodeqintaishan,jianguomenzhu。”

shuohuajian,tashengyinfadou,hanshuibuduandiluo。

“nizuodehaoshi,ruoshishiguyouyidingdiandeshi,woshaniquanjia!”

saihuatuolengheyisheng,ranhoulijigenzhetangzhanchongjinleshoushushi。

neixiegexiaohushi,doubeihedesuodaolejiaoluolimian。

cike,tangzhanyijingzhanzailezhoufeiyandebingchuangqian。

是二姐。

shicengjingneigeduizijizuihaodeerjie!

“二姐!!”

tangzhandahouyisheng,tajinjinzhuazhezhoufeiyandeshou,gengyandeshuodao:

“erjie,xiaozhanhuilaile,nikuaizhengkaiyankankanxiaozhana,xiaozhanmeiyousi,xiaozhanhaihaohaohuozheni。”

“erjie,nikuaidianxinglaia,woyihouzaiyebuzoule,wojiuliuzaizhongzhouhaohaopeinihaobuhao。”

shuozheshuozhe,yanleizhicongtangzhanyanzhongliuchu。

tangtangdishi,daxiaguoyirenzhixiawanrenzhishangdedianfengcunzai。

ta,xianzaijurankudexianggehaiziside。

“啊!”

tangzhanbaoheyisheng,erhoumanmanzhanqishenlai。

tahuitou,xili,chongmanshaludeyanmoubianluozailezhoujiazhongrendeshenshang。

taxianzaixinluanruma,zongyoutianjueyidao,danyewufashizhan。

他绝望,他内疚。

tahenzijimeinengzaodianhuilai。

“saihuatuo,zhaojinishouxiasuoyounengrenyishiguolai,jiwoerjiezhiliaoshenti。”

“chentiantang,tiexuehe,liusha,nimensangerenlimajiwozhaojihuixiasuoyounenglaizhiren,wodaoshiyaokankan,daodishisheiyaodongwoerjie!”

“学生得令!”

“学生得令!”

saihuatuoyitongdianhua,zhenggeshenyimen,shunjiandaluan!

wushuzuozhenyifangdeyixuedashi,lijifangxiashoutousuoyoushiqingganwangzhongzhou!

ertaziji,yelimatizheyiyaoxiangchongdaolezhoufeiyanshenpang,kaishijianchashigudeshenti。

chentiantang,tiexuehe,liushatamensanren,yelijishoumangjiaoluandedongleqilai。

“放肆!!”

jiuzaizheishi,yizhenbaohehurancongmenwaibaofaerchu。

zhijianyinanzidabuchonglejinlai。

“shisheirangnimenchongjinwozhoujia,haizulanshoushude?”

“zhidaozheilishishenmedifangma?!zhaosi!”

来人正是周一水。

ganggangbazhoufeiyansongjinshoushushihou,tajiuqujiexiaoshaoyele。

benlaidasuanzhebaxiaoshaoyejieguolaihou,shoushujiukeyikaishile。

kesheinengxiangdao,tacaigangdaobanlushang,jiudedaoxiaoxishuojializheibianchushile。

yushitajiupinlemingdeganhuilai。

“shiworangtamenchongjinlaide,youshenmewenti?”

tangzhanhuanhuantaitou,tayanyudanran,danquetouzheshenshendehanyi。

“laoshi,shigulaoleichengji,erqiehaibeidalechaoguojiliangdemayao,ruguobujishishuxue,pa……pashihuobuchengle。”saihuatuoturanshuohuale。

轰……

tingjianzheigexiaoxideshunjian,tangzhannaohaizhonghonglongyixia。

然后他眼前一黑。

直接晕了过去。

“老师!”

“laoshi,ninzenmele,a!laoshi,ninbiehehuwomen,haoma?”

jiuzhouzhanshen,bahuangzhanshen,tianshendianzhu,doufengleyiyangdechongguolaiguizailetangzhanshenbian。

tianshendianzhuliushayibajiangsaihuatuocongyilingshangtileguolai,tahongzheshuangyan,hunshenshaqitengteng:

“saihuatuo,wogaosuni,laoshijintianruoshiyouyidingdiandemafan,woraobuleni!”

“wotianshendian,bidingtunishenyimenmanmen!!”

menkouzhanzhedezhouyishuilengxiaoyisheng。

hehe,zheixieren,kezhendeshihuiyana。

bujiushiyigelaoshi?youbiyaozheiyangzhuangbima?

“你给我滚!”

huran,saihuatuohenhendengleyiyanliusha:

“woyaomashangjianchalaoshideshenti,niyaoshizaigandaraowo,laozibanigoutouningxialai!”

shuowan,saihuatuolijibashoudazailetangzhandeshouwanshang。

liusha,jiuzhou,bahuangdengren,wubijiaojidedengdaizhe。

“buhao,laoshiqijigongxin,kong……kongpashi……”

“kongpashenmea,jilaozishuo!”

“要猝死……”