jiangshashacikeyekandaozhaochenjingzhichaozhezijizouguolai。
taxinzhongyanezhiji，tameixiangdaozheigejiahuozheimejueqiang，zuowanzijimingmingyijingmingquegentashuole，zijigentashilianggeshijiederen，ketapianpianhaigentashuoshenmeliangrenqingmeizhumadeshiqing，xiwangtakeyihuixinzhuanyi。
开玩笑？
likaineigepinfadexingxi，tacaisuanshizhidaoshenmejiaozuocuicanderensheng！
tazenmekenengganyuanyihouhuidaoneigepinfadexingxidangyigeshenmegoupidoubushidenanjuefuren，ranhouzijidehaizihaimeiyoukenengjichengjuewei。
tabuyunxuzijiduguoneiyangziderensheng，xiangdoubuyaoxiang！
ertashenbiandenansheng，zeshitazhaodeyigeqianligu，jiazubeijingbucuo，tafuqinxianzaishigezijue，erqiejushuoyoukenengzaizuijinjinianjinshengweibojue，daoshihoutaerziqibushiyekeyijichengjuewei。
“suanle，dengyixiajiuzhaojiekoujujuetaba。zijiyijingjitaliulemianzi，shitabuzhihaodai，neijiubieguaizijidangzhongxiurutale。”jiangshashaxinlianzidigu。
shenzhiyuyijingkaishiluchubinglengdebiaoqing，xianghaolejujuedehua。
jiulianjiangshashapangbiandenanshengyeluchuxixuedebiaoqing，tazhuiqiujiangshasha，zirandiaochaguojiangshashadeshenshi，yezhidaozhaochenzheigeluoponanjue。
tajiuxihuankandaobierenbeizijiqiangzouxinaizhiwuzhihouneixiufendebiaoqing。
jiuzailiangrendouzaidengdaijiexialaijuqingshangyandeshihou。
yixiangbudaodeshi，zhaochenshenzhilianduokanjiangshashayiyandoumeiyou，zhijieyutamencajianerguo。
zheiyijudong，rangjiangshashaheneinanshengdoushayanle，jiulianliweidoulengzhule。
tayuanyiweishizhaochenkandaozijideweihunqigenbiedenanshengzaiyiqi，xinlibushiziweiyaoshangqianzhiwen，jieguozhaochenjuranjiuzheimejingzhizouguoqule？
“nikan，zheilideweizhizuihao。haikeyikandaoneibiantingbodexingjian。”zhaochenzuozaiyigeyouzhejudadetoumingluodichuangdecanzhuopang，zhizheyuanchuyichutingboxingjiandexinggang，zaineilitingbozheshushisouxingjian。
liweixinlichayi，dagenizhendeshiweilekanfengjingcaizuodaozheililaide？
zhaochendequeshilaikanxingjiande，huoxushinanrenxuemailimianjiuyoudedongxi，zhaochenxianzaiduixingjianfeichangganxingqu。
genjunaozhongxuexidaodezhishi，zhaochenyiyiduizhaozheneixietingbozaixinggangneidexingjian。
jibenshangdoushit2xingjianjiaoduo，haiyoubufent1xingjian。
t1xingjianzaizheigeshidaiyijingsuanshiluowudechanpin，yibandoushiminyongjuduo，huozheshigegexingxiyongyuxunluojingwei。
erzhenzhengyaoshangzhanchangdehua，zhishaoyedeshit2jibiedexingjian。
t2xingjiandejiantikuaitouyebit1xingjiandashubei；zhongleifanduodeshixingjiquzhujianhexingjihuweijian，zheilianggejianzhongzhanjulesanfenzhier。
shengxiadeshixingjixunyangjian、xingjizhanliexunyangjian。
zhaochenshenzhihaikandaoleyisout1jibiedexingjizhanliejian，danhenmingxianyijingshilaogudongle。
hangmuxingjianzheiyijianzhong，zhaochendaoshimeiyoukandao。
xingjizhanliejianhehangmuxingjiankeyisuanshisuoyoujianzhongdangzhongzaojiazuiweiangguide，yigeshixingjikongzhandebazhu，yigeshijujianjupaodeqizhi。
zhaochenhenkuaijiukandaolegenliweineisougoumaideyimoyiyangdexingjian，t2liegoujizhongxingxingjiquzhujian。
zheishimuqianzaixingyaodiguoneizuiweichangxiaodeyikuant2xingjiquzhujian，henduorenyedouxihuanzheikuanxingjian。
jiantizhangduyouliangbaisanshimi，xiangdangyushiyizuodaxingtiyuchangdekuaitou。
neisoutingbozhedeliegoujizhongxingxingjiquzhujianjiantishiyuanbangangtiesetuzhuang，jiantiyoucepentuzhexiangzhengzheshenfendewenzhang；yigongyousangewenzhang。
zuiqianmiandeneishiyinhelianmengwenzhang。
xingyaodiguoshiyinhelianmengchengyuanzhiyi，yinhelianmengneidesuoyouxingjianbixudoupentuzheigewenzhang。
zaiwanghoubianshixingyaodiguodeqixingwenzhang，zheiqixingwenzhangdaibiaozhejianlixingyaodiguodeqigejiazu。
zuihouzeshixiangzhengzhezheisouxingjianzhurendewenzhang，yijijianchuanbianhaodengdeng；zheizuihouyigeshimianjizuidade，zuixianyande。
zheisangewenzhangjiuxiangdangyuzheisouxingjiandeshenfenzhengyiban。
“jintianzhunbeichidianshenme？woqingke！”liweidafangdeshuodao。
“zhende？”zhaochendiaokandekanzheliwei，suihoudianjizhuomianshangdeyigediancananniu，suijiyigediancandequanxiyemianchuxianzaizhaochenmianqian，tazhijiehuadaolezuihoudecaidan。
liweidangjikuxiaozheshuodao：“dage……suiranwodiejiwomaileyisouxingjian，danniyezhidao，wodiemeigeyuejiwodelinghuaqian……qishiyebuduo……”
zhaochenyebuzaidouduifang：“suirannishifuerdai，wozhishiyigeluoponanjue，danhaimeilunluodaoyaokennidefenshang。
dengnizhenzhengfadale，zaiqingwoba。”
shuowan，zhaochendianleyifenzuibianyidetaocan。
liweiyedianleyifenchabuduode。
henkuai，jiqirenfuwuyuanjiangliangfentaocansongdaolezhaochenheliweidemianqian。
“liangweideyingyangataocanheyingyangctaocan，qingmanyong……”
zhaochenkaishichizheyanqianwaiguanhaokan，danweidaozhenbuzadideshiwu，yaojipingjia……jiuhaoxiangshizaichisuliaodeganjueyiyang。
“zuijinshiwuhaoxiangyouzhangjiale。tiantianchizheizhongrenzaoyingyangtaocan，woganjuewodeweijuedouyaosangshile。
haoxiangchineixierengongzhongzhideshiwua……”liweikuzhelian，tuzaodao。
“qiunilaobajiniduodadianlinghuaqian。”zhaochentouyebutaideshuodao。
“wobaneigetiegongji，chulezheiyicijiwomaixingjiandashoubiyihui，xiangyaozairangtataoqian，meimen。erqiexianzairengongzhongzhideshicaiyouduoguinizhidaoma？
jiulianwobatayezhinengchizuijibendesancanyitang，yizhoucainengchiyicirou；tiantianjiuchiroulindeshenghuo，gujiyejiuzhiyouneixieshangcengguizucainengxiangshoule。”liweibaibaishou。
zhaochenkanzhecanpanlimiandezheixieshiwu。
zaizheigeshidai，shadouhao，henxianjin。
danweiyibuhaodejiushizheixieshiwu，yinweirenkoupangda，jiashangxingqiudetudiziyuankaifaguodu，tianranzhongzhidezuowuchengbenguogaodengdengguanxi，juedaduoshuputongrenxianzaishiyongdedoushilianjiaderenzaoyingyangcan，shizhiwuwei。
zhiyouneixiedaguanxianguifushangmencainengchideshangrengongzhongzhidetianranshiwu。
jiulianzhaochenqianshizuiputongdedami、mantou、shucaizaizheilidoushijiazhiangguideshangpin；putongdezhongdicengguizuyedouzhinengouerxiangyongyixia。
“zheibushizhaochennanjuema？zenmetangtangnanjuedaren，jiuchizheizhongshiwua。”yigebushandeshengyincongpangbianchuanlai。
liweizhouqimeitoukanguoqu，zhiqianzhaochenmeiyoulihuidejiangshashaheneigenanzijingranjiuzuozailiangrengebi。
zheigenanzideshenfenhaibuputong，jiaozhanghaoran，fuqinshigezijue。
zhaochenmeilihui，dizhetoujixuchizhezijideshiwu。
“wangletongzhizhaochennanjueyijianshiqing，shashayijingdayingzuowonvpengyoule，zhiyunigenshashashenshangdehunyue，nishiqudejiuzijizuofei。
jiunihaipeideshangshasha？yebudianliangdianliangzijijijinjiliang。”zhanghaoranhaobukeqidechaofengzhe，mieshidekanzhezhaochen。
tajiuxihuanzheizhongxiururendeganjue。