第1章 所有付出都是笑话

大夏国,丹阳城。

镇北王府。

handonglayue,daxuefenfei,dishangxueshenshuchi,feiniaojueji。

ruodadehuayuanyipianxuebai,xiaolingguizaihuayuanzhongjian,yidongbudong,zhiyouyitoubaifasuifengpiaodong。

emaodaxuejiyazaitashenshang,zaojiujiangtanongchengleyigexueren。

chengloushang,zhanzheyiminghuxuchuidaoxiongkoudenanzi,tabeizheshuangshou,dengzheyishuangmaochujingguangdedayandengzhexiaoling,zhoushenhaiyoujifenjianyisanchu,bunuziwei。

“zheigenizi,worangnikanshoujingshuge,jieguonijingrandaomaijiazhonggongfa,mouqusili!”

“ruoshimodaozhongrendeleneixiegongfa,chaotingzhuijiuxialairuhelede?sidazongmendezhicishi,youhuizenmekanbenwang!”

好冷啊……

xiaolingzhengkaileyanjing,faxianhunshenshangxiayijingjiangzhu,yagendongdanbude。

wozheishizainaera?sushelineibangerzini?

xiaolingjidezijizhengzaisushelimiandayouxi,zuoweitianmingrendetakandaozhizhujingsimeibeihexianrendaizou,zhengqidebuxingdeshihou,yidaobaiguangcongpingmushechu,tazhigandaoshuangyanbeicitong,dangchangshiquleyishi。

zaiyizhengyan,jiulailezheili。

xianzaikanlai……tadagaidequeshichuanyuele。

wentishi,weishenmezheimelenga?

xiayimiao,chaoshuibandejiyiyongshanglai,xiaolingzhujianlijieleyiqie,haiyouyuanzhudebeicanyisheng。

yuanzhuyejiaoxiaoling,tangtangdaxiaguozhenbeiwangshizi,chushengshitianyouyixiang,riyuetonghui,zhenhansiguobahuang。

xiaguotianyanzongzongzhuqinzixiashanchakan,jingyadifaxianxiaolingshenshangjingranyousangendaogu!

fannengxiulianzhiren,shenshangdouzhangyoudaogu,dandaduoshurendoushihoutiandedaocaihuizhangcheng,xiaolingjiushitianxuanzhirena!

tianyanzongzongzhudangchangjiangqishouweidizi,zhidengdaochengnianjikerumenxiudao。

rucitianhukaiju,sheidounengxiangdaoxiaolingjianglaidingranbukexianliang,erxiaolingdetongnianyefeichangxingfu,yaoshenmejiuyoushenme,jibianxiaolingyouduoleyigedidi,tayeyiranshijiazuzuishanyaodeneikexing。

sheizhizaixiaolingshiersuineinian,mojiaoxingqi,weishixijuandaxiaguobanbijiangshan。

mojiaoshoulingtongtianmodifaliqiangda,danpingtianyanzongwulikangheng。

jiangshanfengyupiaoyaozhiji,xiahuangzhinengqingdazhouguo,haiyoudazhoujingneidexuanwuzongchushouxiangzhu。

dazhouguozhiyouyigetiaojian,neijiushirangtianxuanzhizixiaolingrudazhouweizhizi。

wunaizhixia,xiaolingdongshenqianwangzhouguoweirenzhi。

这一去就是五年。

xuanwuzonghezhouguoxianshiliyouxiaoling,rangtaruxuanwuzong,xiaozhongdazhou。

xiaolingningsibujiang,yushixuanwuzongjiangtaguanyaqilai,ririlingruzhemo,haijisuiletadedantian!

dengxiaolinghuilai,shaonianbaitoubushuo,dantianyeyijingposui,daoguyemeile,genbenwufazaixiulian,chengleyigefeiren。

dazhouhexuanwuzonghaisanbuyaoyan,shuozijizuorenzhishibingbuanfen,qinanbanv,diaoxigongzhu,suoyicaishoulefa。benlaiyinggaishisizui,danzhifeiledantianyishikuanhongdaliang。

zhiyudaogu,dantianmeile,ziranyemeile。

cishimojiaozhiluanyijingpingxi,xiaguoyuanqihuifu,haohaodetianzhijiaozibeizhemochengzheiyang,anlishuo,xiahuanghexiaojiadougaiweitashuojugongdaohua。

dancishiyijingwurenguanxinxiaolingle。

yinweixiaolingdedidixiaocheng,yijingchengzhangweilingyigexiudaotiancai,erqieyezhangchuledaogu!

jiuzheiyang,xiaochengwanquantidaixiaoling,beitianyanzongneidingweiqinchuandizi。

xiangbizhixia,chengweifeirendexiaolingjiubeirengdaoleyibian,zhiqiansuoyoushuyuxiaolingdeziyuanheguangmang,yequanbubeixiaochengjieshou!

xiaguoyijinghezhouguojiemeng,dangranbuyuanyiweileyigefeirendadonggange。

tamenhaixiangxinleyaoyan,juedexiaochengzhendediaoxigongzhu,xingshihuangdan,jixiaguomohei。

yushiduizheiweiyongshenjiaxingminghuanyiguopingandegongchen,lianyidiankaoshangdoumeiyou。

kexiaoa,yishenruju,jiuleyiguoyouruhe?

xiuzhenshijie,shiliruoxiaojiushicuo,jiushimeirenlini。

xiaolinghuijiadangtian,fuqinxiaotiancelingzheyiqifengfadexiaochengduitashuodao:“linger,zheixieniannishoukule,fangxin,jinhoufuwangyidinghunipingan,rangniyishifugui。”

“chengertaxianzaihenhao,zizhibushujini,shiwozhenbeiwangfuhedaxiadexiwang,tahuidainijinrutianyanzongxueyi,dannifangxin,shizizhiweihailiujini。”

“nimenxiongdierrenyaohaohaoxiangchu,qiejiyaoxiongyoudigong,dongma?”

呵呵。

好一个兄友弟恭。

xiaoshihoudexiaocheng,duixiaolingshigezhongyangmu,genpichongyiyangzaixiaolingshenhoupao。

xiaolinghuilaihou,xiaochengduiyijingcanfeidegegewanquankanbushang,sidixiachuyanfengci,wanquanbudangyihuishi。

zaixiaochengkanlai,yigefeiwupingshenmedangshizi?

yushitachuchuzhenduixiaoling,xiwangtayouzizhizhiming,zaozaorangchushizideweizhi。

baokuozheicigongfabeidaomai,duobanyeshixiaochengdeshoubi。

kelianyuanzhuhuochumingqudangrenzhi,youningsibukenbianjie,weidebujiushizhongxiaoliangquan,yijiatuanyuanma?

zuihouhuanlaide,shifumudewushi,xiongdidebeipan,qinrendexianqi,haiyouyigeshizixuming。

可笑,可怜,可叹!

duwanyuanzhudejiyi,xiaolingrenbuzhutanxi,guoranyuzhongheyuxiaodoumeihaoxiachanga。

yuanzhujianshouqijie,yixinbaoguo,bujijiazudiulian。zaixuanwuzongshoujinzhemo,zuidadeqiwang,bujiushixiwangguguohejiarenweizijitaohuigongdao,bujiushixianghefumuyiqigongxiangtianlunzhile?

结果呢?

meirenganxieta,ershiweicizideyouxiugandaogaoxing。

xiaolingjichengyuanzhudejiyiheqingxu,yishinuqidazeng。

yiqiedeyiqie,buguoshiyinweitabushineigetianzhijiaozi,yijingmeileliyongjiazhi。

tangtangzhenbeiwangshizi,rujinyishijiazudechiruheleizhui,yigeputongdeguiguozhizi。

keneishiwunian,wuniana!nimensheizhidaowoshizenmeguode?

woruobuweici,erdenganyoujinri?

rujinkanlai,suoyoudefuchu,zhendejiushiyigexiaohuaeryi。

xiaolingrenbuzhugantanyisheng,juedeyuanzhuzhengoucande。

budui,xianzaicanderenshizijile。

“nizi,nihaiyoushenmehuayaoshuo?”

yishengnuhou,baxiaolingdehuiyidaduan。

sizhoudepurenhedelianmangditou,sesefadou。

pangbianyiweiguifuren,shenzhebaisehuqiu,juzhiyouya,shensezhongdailejifenjiaoji。

“linger,nijiuzhaoleba!neixiegongfayijingdoubeizhuihuilaile,meiyouniangchengdahuo,dieniangdoubuhuizhuijiunide!”

benyiweizheigehaizichenglefeirenyihou,pinganguoyishengjiuhao,meixiangdaojingranhaihuichuangxiazheiyangdedahuo!

nanbuchengshiyinweiwufaxiuxing,kandaodidishouchong,suoyijiduchengxingranhouduoluole?

xiaotianceniutoukanxiangshenhouyiweijianmeixingmu,qidubufandeshaonian,yuqiyouhehuanbushao。

“ruofeizheicichengerbanshideli,budaobantianjiubagongfazhuihuilai,fouzexianxieniangchengdahuo!”

xiaochengtinghou,gongshouxiaodao:“fuwangmiuzan,haierbuguojinlierwei,quanlaifuwanghongyun,shouxiabanshideli,woyoushenmegonglao?”

“fuwang,gegebuguoshiyishihutu,xushishouleshenmejianrenguhuo,wuxinzhishibale,haiqingfuwangcongqingfaluo,ranggegeqilaiba!”

shuowan,xiaochenghaiqiaoqiaokanleyiyanxiaoling,yanshenzhonganhanjifenbuxiehedeyi。

yewanyingxinweidishuodao:“chenger,nandenizheimekuanhongdaliang,danjizhucibuzhangbing,qianwanbunengtaishanliangle。”

“zheilileng,niyouganggangcongwaimianhuilai,xianquxiuxiba,biedonghuaileshenzi!”

xiaolingtinghourenbuzhuzaixinlihanleshengaminuosi。

xianzaizuilengderenbushiwo?

xiaotiancechaoxiaolinghedao:“nizi,nitingdaomeiyou?shidaorujin,chengerhaizaiweinibianhu,nizheigedanggegede,jiumeiyouyidianxiukui?”

“woxiaojiashidaiyingxiongbeichu,ruhejiuchulenizheigebailei?”

“kuaishuo,nijiujingyuherengoujie,duifangshifoumojiaoyunie?”

goujiegoujie,wohuilaiyihou,meiyoulikaixiaojiayibu,shenbianderenyedoubuniaowo,wogoujiewaixingrenma?

萧凌实在受不了。

zheishi,yigeqingcuidenvshengxiangqi。

【gongxisuzhuchuanyuechenggong!】

【xianzaiyousangexitongkegongsuzhuxuanze,suzhuzhiyaozuochuxiangyingxingweijikehuode!】

系统来了?

guaiguai,haishisangexitonga。

diyicichuanyuejiushigefuyuzhang,zhenlebude。

萧凌忍不住笑了。

【yi、hefumutuoxie,chengrenzijidecuowu,jixurenrufuzhong,youjuguhuajiaoshishiwuzheweijunjie,rendeyishishiyinghao,fumuqianfanxiaoxixi,niumokuawozhenniubi,zuishouhuanyingdechuanxinbanben!wanchenghouhuoderenzheshenguixiantixitong,shoujigongdezhijinxingxiulian。】

【er、hefumuzhengbian,xuanzechaqingzhenxiang,yuanliangzuikuihuoshoudedidi,ranhougentamenhehaoruchu,yiheweigui。jianshehexiexiuxianshijie,yongshengmuxinchangqupuduzhongsheng!rangfozuwenzhiluolei,pusakanhouwuyu!wenzheshangxin,duzheluolei,wanchenghouhuodezhizunshengmuxitong,shoujigandongzhijinxingxiulian。】

zheilianggexuanxiang,xiaolingkanhoumeitouyizhou。

啊这……

真是好小众的文字。

狗都不选啊!

disangexuanxiangbuhuiyezheimenitianba?