第2章 小心老子杀了你

di2zhangxiaoxinlaozishaleni

yunchuyaoqiaozhexiaotudoubishideyanshen,youxiebufen,shenchushouzhi,chuolechuoxiaotudoudepanglian。

benlaizhishixiangdouyidouta,taqueyichangqifen,“aiya~~~shanvren,nibalaozidangchongwu,haichuolaozidelian,xiaoxinlaozishaleni!”

“puchi!”yunchuyaobeixiaotudouyongzhinentongshengshuozhelaochenghuayudeweihegandouxiaole。

“shanvren,biexiaole,benqilingdarenchulai,shigongxiniwanchengdiyigerenwu,shizhanyicizhenjiushu,zheishiniderenwujiangli。”xiaotudoutanlekouqi,wunaideshuodao。

shuowan,guyuxiangliandeguangshanleshan,xiaotudouxiaoshibujianle,danzijideshihaili,quechuxianleyibenmingjiao《gaojigedoushudeshu》。

shulimiandeneirongzhengyuanyuanbuduandejinrutadenaohaizhong,tajuedeyouyigudianliubandedongxizaitadexueyeliliucuan。

yunchuyaohuodonglejingu,faxianzijishenshangdeshangyijinghaodechabuduole。

gedoushuhaoxiangyexuexiwanchengle,yaobuyaoshiyishi?

takanxianglehaihunsizaitashangdeweisuonan,xiaodeyouxieyinxian。

anzhaoshihaizhonggedoushudejiqiao,taitui,yigehengsao,weisuonancongchuangtashanggunlexialai。

juliedezhuangji,tengdeweisuonanziyaliezui。

zheiyicizaixinglai,tameiganzaixiaoqiaoyunchuyao,kanzhetafangfokanjianhuoyanwangyiban。

simingdekuzheqiurao,“gunainai,wocuole,woyihouzaiyebugandanile,woyihouyidinghuihaohaodaini!nibiezaidawole。”

云楚瑶怒视着他。

“pei,nihaixianggenwoyouyihou?neiwoqingyuanzuogeguafu。”

shuowanluqilexiuzi,zuoshiyaozouqianguanggun。

qianguanggunjianzheihuoyanwangyouyaozouziji,ganjinguixiaqiurao,“gunainai,neinishuozenmeban?wodouannishuodezuo。”

yunchuyaomanbujingxindebawanzhezijideshouzhi,mantiaosilideshuo,“jintiandeshiqing,wobuxiangrenherenzhidao,ruguoyouqitarenzhidao,wojiushaleni!”

yongzuipingdandeyuqi,shuozhezuihendehua。

qianguanggunzhenggerenxiangshaikangyiban,“neiwojinidiedeyinzizenmeban?”

yunchuyaofanlegebaiyan,“neishinideshi,niyoubenshi,keyizijiyaohuilai,wobuchashou。”

tadunledun,jixushuo,“danshi,ruguonizaizaiwomianqianzhaoshi,nijiuhuixiangzheizhangchuangtayiban。”

shuowan,tayigepitui,jiangpomubanchuangpichengleliangduan。

benlaihaixiangzheyaohuizijineijiliangyinzideqianguanggun,dunshihedeniaolekuzi,yigusaoweibansuizhehuichendeweidao,zaibizedewuneimanyan。

yunchuyaoxianqidekailemen,kuaibuxiangmenwaizouqu。

qiandaniangbenlaitingjianwuneidedongjing,haiyiweishizheiyunjiadeyatouzaibeizijierzishoushi,bingmeiyouguoduoganshe,xianzaitaquefaxianzheiyatouhaofawushang,daoshizijideerzizaiwuneitengdezhijiaohuan。

taxintenghuaile,lishenghedao“nizheigebushihaodaidejianpizi,kanwozenmeshoushini!”

qiandaniangzuoguyoupan,zaiwuzidejiaoluolizhaodaoleyibazhusaozhou,wangshouxincuileyikou,cuolecuoshouxin,naqizhusaozhoujiuzhuizheyunchuyaonian。

zuilisuisuitaotaodenianzhe“kanwobudasinigejiantizi,wojintianjiuyaodasinizheigejiantizi!”

yunchuyaobingmeiyoutaopao,ershizaiqiandaniangkaojintadeshihou,yibazhuazhulesaozhou。

qiandaniangfenlixiangjiangsaozhoucongtashoulizhengtuokai,quefaxianzijichinaideliqidouyongshangle,lianyebiedetonghong,quezenmedezhengbukai。

tajiubuxinle,yigeganbabadeyatou,nengyouduodadeliqi,yushijiangquanshendeliqidoufangzailesaozhoushang。

yunchuyaojianzhuang,xiaodeyouxiewuliang,zaiqiandaniangyongjinlequanshenliqideshihou,tazhangkailewozhusaozhoudeshouzhi。

“啪~~~~”

qiandaniangzhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang,shuailege**dun,kongqilidehuichenweisisankailai。

“aiyo,nizheigetianshadexiaojiantizi,ganzheimeduinipomu,haioudazijideqinfu,woqugaosulizhengqu,woyaobanizheijiantizijinzhulong,nidengzhe!”

qiandaniangyibianaihao,yibianroucuozheshuaishangdedifang,zuilihaiyizhimamalielie。

yunchuyaowushiqiandaniangdeweixie,mianwubiaoqingdelenghengyisheng“wodengzhe。”

“xiao**gutouneimeying?younikudeshihou。”qiandaniangkanjiantayifuhaobuzaiyidemoyang,baonudeshuodao。

tapiaoleqiandaniangyiyan,buxiedeshuodao,“woyaoquxianya,gaonimenmaimairenkou。”

qiandaniangchixiaoyisheng,yifusizhubupakaishuitangdebiaoqing。

“maiermainvdeduole,xianguandalaoyekeguanbuguolai,zaishuole,zheishiqingnidieyeyoufen,nihainengjiangtayegaole?”

yunchuyaozoudaoqiandanianggenqian,yishuanghanmoubishizheta,“tadounengjiangwowanghuokenglitui,wozendejiubugangaota?”

qiandaniangqiaozheyunchuyaodebiaoqing,buxiangzaishuoxiao,yongshouzhizhetadebizi,“nizheigejiantizi,jingrucibuxiao,wunizijideqinshengfuqin,woyaoqugaosucunzhang,jiangniquzhuchucunzi。”

“qingbian!”yunchuyaolengshenghuidao。

taijiaobianxiangzouchuqianjiaxiaoyuan。

quejianyigefurenkekebanban,kukutitidechaozhetapaoguolaibaozheta,“ayao,niwushiba,doushiniangmeiyong。”

shuowanloujinleyunchuyao,kudegengdashengle。

yunchuyaosouxundeyixianaohaidejiyi,zheigezhengzaibaozhetakudefuren,zhengshiyuanzhudeniang,luoshi。

yeshiyunjianeiyidajiazi,weiyiduiyuanzhuhaoderen。

yunchuyaoshouyuanzhujiyideyingxiang,tingjianluoshixiesidilidekusheng,biziyouxiefasuan。

tahuibaozheluoshi,qingshenganweidao“niang,ninbiekule,nverhaohaode,baneiqianguanggunzoupaxiale,meibeizenmezhe。”

luoshitingdeyunchuyaoshuozijimeishi,caizhizhulekuqi,yongxiuzimoleyibabitiyanlei。

wenhedao“zou,neizanmenhuijia!”

qiandaniangyitingluoshiyaodaiyunchuyaozou,buganle,lanzaidamenkoudagun,yibiangunyibianganhao。

“kemeiyounijiazheimebanshide,wojiakeshijilenimendangjiadewuliangyinzide,nimenmeileyinziyouxiangjiangrendaizou,zheishiqifuwomenqianjiameirena!”

qianshishuowan,chuanleyikouqi,gengjiadashengdeshuo,“dahuodoulaikanyikana!tamenyunjiaqifurenla!qifuwomenguerguamu,shoulewomendepinli,queyaojiangnverdaihuijia!dahuopingpingli!”

qianshidezheiyishengshengganhao,rangqianjiaxiaoyuanhenkuaibianweishangleyiduidechiguaqunzhong,douqiaozheyunchuyaomunvzhizhidiandian。

“zheizenmenengshoulepinlihouyouwangjiapaoni?yunqingyoujiazheishizuodebudidao。”cunminjiayouxiefenfendeshuodao。