第1章
东海大学。
中午，校门口。
“chenchao，zheishinidi99cixiangwobiaobai，wozuihouzaigennishuoyibian，womenzhijianbukeneng，biezailaifanwole。”
chenchaokanzheduimianshenchuanbaiselianyiqunlengruobingshuangdezhaoya，yuanyuanbuduandechaoxiaoshengchuanruerli，naohaizhongturanmaochuyigeshengyin。
“di......suzhuwanchengjibenrenwu，zhutianshenhaoxitongbangdingzhong。”
chenchaochadiangaoxingdebengleqilai，temede，tiangouzhenshibuhaodanga！
qianbujiutachuanyuedaozheigepingxingshikongtongmingtongxingzaorenansuansiwangdedaomeidanshenshang，zhutianshenhaoxitongsuizhierzhi。
dan，xiangyaobangdingxitong，bixuwanchengyixiangrenwu。
neijiushizaixuexiaozhongtiaoxuanyiweixiaohuabiaobai99ci，ruguoshizheijiuhaobanle，danyougeqipayaoqiu，meicidoubixubeijujue，fouzerenwushibai，chenchaojianghuidedaozhimingdechengfa。
suoyixuanlaixuanqu，chenchaoxuanzhonglezhaoya，yinweitatebietanmuxurong，jueduibukenenggentazaiyiqi。
zheishi，chenchaodenaohailichuxianyigemoshengqitedeshuxingmianban。
宿主：陈超
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【youqingtishi，benxitongyuzhutianwanjiedeyinxingbangding，keyiwuxianhuafei，huafeiliangyikeewaihuodeyidianshenhaodian，yeketongguozhenjingzhiduihuanshenhaodian，shenhaodianmiaoyongwuqiong，zheixuyaosuzhurihouzhudongtansuo。ruoshisuzhuyidanshensi，xitongyejiangzidongxiaoshi，suzhudasihuihuozhiqian，qingshenzhongsiliang。】
【ciwai，xitongyiyusuzhuwanquanbangding，renhefangshidounengzhifu，danjianyushueguoyujuda，jianyisuzhushiyongshengwuzhifu，mianqububiyaodemafan。】
【zuihouyitiao，suzhuhuodexitongzhihou，dingqijianghuifabugexiangrenwu，ruguowanchengbule，xitonghuirendingsuzhushiqushenhaozige，erjiangniwuqingmiesha，qingsuzhujinji！】
【zhunihaoyun......】
diuxiazuihouyiju，haiweidaichenchaofanyingguolai，zheigezichengshishenhaoxitongguanjiadejiahuojiuchedimeileshengxi。
这是什么鬼？
chenchaohaimeinongmingbaizenmehuishi，zheigemianbanjiuxiaoshile，naohaizhongzhongxinhuifulepingjing。
zhaoyakanchenchaozheishihouhaixiaodechulai，lenglejimiao，yaoyadao：“chenchao，nijieshoubulezheigedajifenglekebuguanwodeshi？”
接受不了打击？
还疯了？
chenchaoguguaipieleyanzhaoya：“xiexie！”
xianzaihaishuoxiexie，yidingshifengle。
赵雅刚要开口。
quezaizheishi，yizhencierde‘hongming’shengchuanlai。
dingjingkanqu，zhijianyiliangchaojixuandepaocheshileguolai。
“wodetiana！zheikeshidangjinshijieshangzuiguidechaojipaoche，jushuobushiyouqianjiunengmaidaode，bixuyouzhexiangduiyingdeshenfen。”
youshihuodexueshengzhangdazuibajinghu。
zhaoyashuangyanzhiredekanzhechaopao，tiana，yaoshizijizheibeizinengkaishangzheiyangdehaochegaiyouduohaoa！
zheishichaopaozaixiaomenkoutingle，congchelixialaiyigezhongniannanren，taxiaopaodaochenchaomianqian，bigongbijingdao：“chenshao，nidechaopaodaole。”
chenchaodiandiantou，jieguocheyaochi。
zheishitaganggangzai‘zhutianshenhaotong’shangchengzhongmaide，meixiangdaozheimekuaijiusongdaole。
kanjianzheiyimu，zhaoyamengle，zuibazhangdedadade，zugousaijinquyigepingguo。
weiguandexueshengyequandoujingdaile。
“wodetiana！nandaochenchaoshiyigeshenzangbuludehaomenshaoye，tazaixuexiaozheimedidiaoshiweiletiyanshenghuo。”
“dui，kendingshizheiyang，fouzetanalaidezheiliangchaopao，kelianwoyizhiyiweitashigeqiongxiaozi，xiangxiaohuazhaoyabiaobaishilaihamaxiangchitianerou，wojitatixiedezigedoumeiyoua！”shuozheihuazhirenlianshangsaodehuang，henbudelikezhaogedidongzuanjinquduoqilai。
“zhaoyajujueleyigehaoshao99ci，zhenbuzhidaotanalaideyongqi，zhenshixiaosiwole！wogujitaxianzaikendingchangzidouhuiqingle，haha！”
“......”
tingzhezheixie，zhaoyalianseyibianzaibian，zhiyaoxiangdaomeiyoujujuechenchao，jiunengzuoshangzheiliangchaopao，guoshangmengmeiyiqiudefuhaoshenghuo，tadexinlijiutongdeyaoming。
xianzaitayegubushangdiubudiulian，zhixiangjinyiqiewanhui，shenxikouqi，lianshangguazhemirendexiaoyizoudaochenchaomianqian。
“chenchao，qishiwozuodezheiyiqiedoushiweilekaoyanni，nitongguokaoyanle，woyuanyihenizaiyiqi。”
“呵呵！”
chenchaoxiaoleliangsheng，saoleyansizhou，yixiazijiukanjianlebuyuanchurenqunzhongdexiaojing。
guazilian，liuyemei，yishuangjiongjiongyoushendedayanjing，hunshenaotuyouzhi，zhenshizengzhiyifenxianduo，jianzhiyifenxianshao。
jianguozheizhongnvrencaizhidaoshenmejiaozuomeinv。
chenchaoxinzhongjidongbuyi，tazhidaozheishiqianshendezhinianzaizuosui，yinweixiaojingjiushiqianshenyizhianliandenvren。
congjintiankaishi，nijiushiwo，wojiushini。
nimeipaoshangdeniu，wolaipao！
qianyishiweiwanchengdexinyuan，zheiyishilaiwancheng，dazaoyigezhishuyuwodeshangyediguo，xingzhangtianxiaquan，zuiwomeirenxi。
chenchaozaixinzhongnannanziyu，lianshangguazhemirendexiaoyizoudaoxiaojingmianqian：“xuejie，nengyaonigongjinwucanma？”
xiaojingchadianjingjiaochusheng，tawanwanmeixiangdaochenchaohuituranzhaoshangzijifachuyaoyue，gangxiangjujue，kexiangdaoshenme，qiaolianfanhong，youyuzhedianlediantou。
chenchaoxiaole，yinlingzhexiaojingzuoshangchaopao。
“轰轰！”
“轰轰！”
musongchaopaojuechenerqu，zhaoyaliansenankandaojidian，shiquzheimeyigeshenhaonanyou，tadexinlizaidixue。
“chenchao，nidengzhe，woyidingyaobaninongdaoshou，nishiwode，sheidouqiangbuzou......”
此时。
chenchaopieleyanzuolibuandexiaojing，xiaodao：“biejinzhang，wobuhuichilenide。”
tingjianzheiju，xiaojingqiaoliangenghong，feikuaibailechenchaoliangyan，meihaoqidao：“heng！niyaoshigandahuaizhuyi，woyaonihaokan。”
chenchaomeixiangdaoxiaojinghaiyouzheikeaideyimian，beidoudexiaogebuting。
xiaojinggengjiahaixiule，shenshouzaichenchaoyaojianqialeyiba：“buzhunxiao，kuailaoshijiaodai，niyiqianshibushiguyizhuangchengqiongrenjiejinwo？”
zheijiushitashangchedemude，xianggaoqingzheijianshi。
chenchaoyileng，suijixiaole。
zheishiqianshenzuode，buguobushizhuangqiong，ershizhenqiong。
“buzhunxiao，kuaihuida。”
“shiyouzenmeyang，bushiyouzenmeyang？”
xiaojingbeiwenzhule，liansebuduanbianhua。
chenchaobuzaishuohua，yilujichong，zuihoujiangchetingzaile‘shuijinggong’menkou。
“xuejie，daodifangle，xiache，womenquchifan。”
“嗯。”
liangrenbingjianzoujin‘shuijinggong’。
zheishi，yimingshencaigaotiaozhangxiangtianmeidefuwuyuanlimazouleguolai，weixiaowendao：“xiansheng，qingwenyoushenmekeyibangdaoni？”
“吃饭。”
fuwuyuanlengleyixia，dalianglechenchaoyiyan，mianlunanse：“xiansheng，qingwenniyouhuiyuanma？womenzheilishihuiyuanzhide，meiyoudehua......”
chenchaogangyaokaikou，buguochuchuanlaiyigexiaozhangdedaxiaosheng：“buyongwenle，tashixuexiaolichumingdeqiongxiaozi，nayouqianzaizheilichifan。”