“xitong，woyaoshiyongzheibenjinengshu！”
meiyourenhedeyouyu，jiangchendangchangjiuxuanzeyaoxuexigedoujingtong。
“唰！”
zhijianyanqianyidaobaiguangshanguo，xiayimiaozhong，jiangchendenaohailijiuyongruleyidagumoshengdejiyi。
zheiganjue，jiuhaoxiangyourenzaiyongdaqitong，zhijiejijiangchendenaodaidaqiyiyang，youxieweiweizhangtong，danhaishinengmianqiangrenshou。
yimiaozhong、liangmiaozhong、sanmiaozhong……
shijianguodehenkuai，jinjinsanmiaozhongzhihou，jiangchenjiubazheiyigupangdadejiyijiwanquanxiaohuale。
rangjiangchengandaozhenjingdeshi，gezhonggeyangdegedoujiqiaoyushizhanyingyong，jiuhaoxiangtianshengkezailetadeguziliyiyang！
taiquan、sanda、kongshoudao、roudao、baxiroushu、shuaijiao、quanji……
meiyizhonggedoujiqiao，meiyizhaoyishidefalidian，meiyigexijie，shenzhishiduishoukenengzuochudefanying，haiyourentideruodian，jiangchenjingranquanburonghuiguantong，shuxiwubi！
zheiganjue，jiuhaoxiangjiangchenbazheixiegedoujiqiao，quandoulianxilewushunian，suoyoudezhaoshidoukezailetadejiroujiyizhong，chengweitashentibukefengedeyibufen。
这还没完呢！
chuletushougedoujiqiaozhiwai，jiangchenhailingwuledao、jian、gun、qiang、bian、bishou、feibiaodengdeng，gezhonggeyanglengbingqideshiyongjiqiao！
cishicike，jiangchenganjuezijiqiangdekepa。
ruguozaiyudaowangdefaneiqun**，tazhixuyaoyizhishou，jiunengbaduifangwurenquanbuzoufanzaidi！
一个字：爽啊！
“呜呜……”
jiuzaicishi，yizhenhenqingdekuqishengpiaojinlejiangchendeerzhong。
江辰连忙低头一看。
buzhiheshi，liuyundeyanjiaobianguashangleliangxingqinglei！
jiangchendunshibeiheleyitiao，lianmangjiangliuyunjiloujinleyixiewendao：“saozi，nizenmekule？shiwogangcainongtengnilema？”
“没……”
liuyunyaoleyaotou，jixuxiaoshengdechouqidao：“xiaochen，duibuqi，woyouyijianshiqing……manleni。”
“什么事？”
jiangchendeyanpiqingqingyitiao，sihubeiliuyunzheijuhuajigaomengle。
“woyouxiantianxingzigongweisuo，wufahuaiyun，bunengshenghaizi……”
“yongnongcunhualaishuo，wojiushiyizhiwufaxiadandemuji！”
“dangniannigegemishangledubo，woyeyouzeren……”
“womeibanfajitashenghaizi，taxinliyouyuanqi，xiangyaofaxie，suoyijiu……”
shuodaozheili，liuyunzaoyishiqibuchengsheng，lianshangyeguamanleneijiuhezizedebiaoqing。
jiangchentingdaozheili，yejiekailexintoudeyixieyiwen。
weishenmeliuyunjiajigegezheimeduonian，shizhongdoumeiyoushengxiayierbannv？
weishenmegegequshizhihou，liuyunmeiyougaijia，yemeiyoupaolu，fanerhaipinmingdagongzhuanqian，xiangyaochanghaigegeshengqianqianxiadeduzhai？
liuyunbajiangfengdesi，guijiedaoletazijideshenshang！
suoyizheidabannianlai，tayizhidouzaipinmingdagongzhuanqianhaiduzhai，xiangyicilaishuzui！
她，太傻了！
“saozi，zheibushinidecuo，nimeibiyaobazerendoulanzaizijideshenshang！”
jiangchenloujinleliuyun，lianshangyeluchuleyisixintengdebiaoqing。
“嗖！”
liuyuntaishoucalecayanjiaodeleishui，yaozhezuichunshuodao：“xiaochen，zicongnigegequshihou，yizhidoushinizaizhaoguwo、baohuwo，shengpawoshoudaoyidingdiandeweiqu……”
“niduisaozineimehao，saozizenmekenengbugandongni？”
“danshi，wozhendebunenggennizaiyiqi，yinweiwojiushiyizhibuhuixiadandemuji！”
“buxiaoyousan，wuhouweida，rujinjiangjiazhishengxianiyigenanding，wobunengyanzhengzhengkanzhejiangjiaduanlexianghuo！”
“nihaineimenianqing，woyebunengyinweiyijizhisi，huileniderenshenghexingfu！”
tingdaozheili，jiangchenzhongyumingbaileliuyundeneixinxiangfa。
zheinvren，haizhenshishaderangrenxintenga！
“saozi，woxihuandeshinizheigeren，genninengbunengshenghaizi，meiyoubanmaoqiandeguanxi！”
“jiranwoyijingrendingleni，zheibeizidouyaogennizaiyiqi，sheiyebiexiangbawomenfenkai！”
jiangchenyongshengpingzuiwenroudeyuqi，shuochulezuiyingqidehuayu。
liuyundunshibeigandongdexilihuala，yitahutu，leishuiruquanyongyibanpensalechulai，zenmeyezhibuzhule。
“呜呜……”
“不……不行……”
“xiaochen，woyijinghailenidegege，wobuxiangzaihaini……”
liuyunsuiranbeigandongdaobuxingle，danhaishizaiyigejingdeyaotou，siyebukendayinggenjiangchenzaiyiqi。
zhijianjiangchenzhanglezhangzui，gangxiangshuodianshenme。
sheizhiliuyunturanshenshouwuzhuletadezui，ranhoukuaisudeshuodao：“xiaochen，nibixuyaoweijiangjiayanxuxianghuo！”
“ruguonibudayingsaozi，saozijintianjiuyitouzhuangsizaiqiangshang！”
tingdaozheili，jiangchenyanjingyimi，lianshangyeshanguoleyisibuman。
然而……
haimeidengjiangchenfahuo，liuyunquejiezheshuodao：“zhiyaonikendaying，haohaoweijiangjiayanxuxianghuo，saoziyihoushenmedouyini……”
“suiransaozibunengjiajini，danshi……”
“好吗？”
江辰：“……”