jianglilishilongguoren，liuxuehaiguibeijing。
zaiwanjiayigongzuoleshiwunian，zhisuoyinengzuodaoyataiqudefuzeren，pingdejiushiyigezi，gouhen。
zhunquedishuo，shiduizijidelongguotongbaogouhen。
weishenmewanjiayiquanqiuzheimeduopianqu，dandanjiuyataiqudelirunlvzuigao，meiniandoudedaozongbudebiaoyang。
shiyinweijianglilishangrenhou，xiangjinyiqiebanfa，fengkuangyazhayataiquchanpinchengben。
nimenbuhuiyiwei，daolewanjiayirujindediwei，haixuyaozijishengchanchanpinba？
不会吧？
wanjiayijihubaifenzhibashiyishangdezhongdiduanpinpai，quanshidaigongtiepaishengchan。
xianjiyashichang，balongguobentudechangshangdakua，zheixiechangshangxiangyaojixushengcun，zhiyouyigebanfa，hewanjiayiqianhetong。
shengchanchulaidechanpin，zhijietieshangwanjiayidepaizi，yaoshenyibian，chenglewanjiayidechanpin，zaishangshixiaoshou。
yuanbenzheiyangzuo，yemeimaobing，zuiguanjiandeshi，yougejianglilizaibuduanyachengben。
yuanbenchangshangshengchanyipianweishengjin，chuchangjiashi4mao，jiangliliqueyaoxianzhidao3mao，shenzhi2mao，buranjiutingzhiqianhetong。
erweilebupeiben，changjiayejiutingerzouxian，shiyonggezhongdijialiezhiyuanliao。
zheiyeshiduweishengjinshijiandegenbenyuanyin。
蒋丽丽不怕出事？
shengchanweishengjindeshichangjia，guanwanjiayishashi。
shichangjiajishuluohou，shengchanbuchulaiwumeijialiandeshangpin，yicichonghao，youbushijianglilirangtamengande。
budebushuo，zuoweilongguoren，zaikengzijitongbaozheijianshishang。
jianglilisuandeshangsangxinbingkuangle。
“xingle，jiuzheiyang，sanhui，zhenshide，zheimeduoguojiali，jiulongguorenzuijiaoqing。”
shuowan，chuanzhegaogenxiedejianglili，tizhezijideangguidemangpibao，jiuzhunbeizouren。
kexiayimiao，bangongshidedamentuikai，jianglilidemishunazheshoujitanchutoulai。
“jiangzong，buhaole，nin...ninkanyixiadouyinni。”
豆音？
bujiushiyipianweishengjinma？zheiqunjiaoqingdelongguonvren，haibashiqingnaoshangdouyinle？
zhengdangjianglilitaochushouji，dakaidouyinshi，doubuyongtakeyiquzhao，douyinrebangdiyishangdejigedazi，heranzaimu。
【damikejizhengshijinjunweishengjinxingye】
damikeji，zuoshoujideneigedamikeji？
diankairesou，dangjianglilikandaosubaifabudeshipinhou，zhenggerenliansenankandekepa。
niyigezuoshoujide，buhaohaozuoshouji，lairihuaxingyecousharenao。
还听劝人设？
nizheizhonglirenshedeshouduan，yulequandouyonglanle。
nijiubuzhidaorensheyuewen，bengdeyuehen？
kandaoxiaoxidejianglili，fangxiaangguidemangpibao，zaicizuohuizijideweizhi，kanxiangyizhonggaoceng，mianchensishui。
“shuoshuoba，duizheijianshizenmekan。”
zhengsuowei，sheshuyiwo，nenggouzaijianglilizheizhongrenshoudixiagongzuode，hainengshishahaohuo？
“chaozuo，dajiadouzaishuo，subaideyingxiaobichanpinzuodehao，xianzaiwozongsuankanchulaile。”
“yiqunshayebudongdewangyou+yigezhihuizuoshoujidelaoban=shayebushi，wanquanbuzuweilv。”
“tongyi，subaijiushizaishougeliuliang，yigeshangwufensidouzhanglesibaiduowan，budebushuo，subaihaizhenjiubadouyinjiwanermingbaile。”
“wokanna，zheijianshidingduojiushigexuetou，shengxiade，subaishayebuyongzuo，jiushiyigezi，tuo，zhaogejiekoutuogebannian，zheijianshijiubulelezhile。”
bushizhongrenkanbuqisubai。
ershidangchuwanjiayijinrulongguoshichangdeshihou，neiqunxiridelongguopinpai，bushihemeihewanjiayiganguo。
shenzhizuchenglelongguobentupinpailianmeng，xiangyaobawanjiayiganchulongguoshichang。
neijinian，quanguoderihuapinshichang，shadexingfengxueyu，tiantiandouzaigaohuodongcuxiao。
可结果呢？
现在不就看出来了？
wanjiayishenmetiliang，neikeshiquanqiurihuajutou。
zanjiutuiyiwanbujiang，jibianshinisubaitoutie，zhendejiubaweishengjinzaochulaile。
又能怎么样呢？
wanjiayilaiyishousuoyouweishengjinpinpailianhejiangjiagaocuxiao，yigaojiushiliangsangeyue。
longguodebaixingma，xingjiabiweiwang，yiwanjiayidepinpai，zaigaoyishoujiangjia。
shuangzhongshashoujianyichu，haibusuoxiangpimi？
daoshihou，nisubaideweishengjin，jiuduizaicangkuli，liuzhesubaizijidianxieba。
还做卫生巾？
搞笑？
zhenyiweiwanjiayishizheimehaorede？
suirandamikejibuzuweilv，danjingmingdejianglilihaishiliulegexiaoxinyan。
“womendegongguanjihuabubian，suishizhuyidamikejidedongtai，yiyouqingkuang，suishixiangwohuibao。”
nenggouzuodaoyataiqufuzerendeweizhi，jianglilifuchuletaiduoxinxue。
yanjianzhemingnianjiunengshengzhiquzongburenzhi，zheizhongguanjianshihou。
容不得出一点乱子。
...
yucitongshi，heshengluoshuishiyuanjiao。
chunfengrihuapinchang，xirimangliudechejianli，xianzaiyipianlengqing。
dapianweishengjinyuancailiaoduizaicangkuyijiao，wurenwenjin，pingrilihongmingdeliushuixianjiqi，shangmianyeluoleyicengxihui。
changqulaojiudebangongshili，sun**zaidiannaoqian，kanzhebenjidudexiaoshouyeji，liansefaku。
chunfengrihua，shisunjingdaxuebiyehou，congfuqindeshoulijieguolaide。
zheijiangongchang，ningjielefuqinyibeizidexinxue。
dangnianhewanjiayidedazhan，heshengdezhuduotongxingchangjia，daobidedaobi，meidaobide，yechenglewanjiayidetiepaigonghuoshang。
zhiyoujueqiangdefuqin，mailefangzi，mailechezi，haizaijueqiangzhicheng。
youyuchunfengrihuapinzhikekao，zaiheshengpianqujianliledaliangdezhongshiguke，keshizheixienianlai，mianduiwanjiayideweijiao，chunfengweishengjindeshichang，zhishengxialuoshuishibendile。
zicongsunjingjieshouhou，jiulianbendishichang，doukuaishoubuzhule，xiaoshouyejiyinianbiyiniancha。
yanjianzhedoukuaichengbuxiaqule，zheiliangtianyoubaofaduweishengjinshijian。
suiranchunfengweishengjinweishengkekao，danshixiaofeizhebuzhidaoa，neigejiancebozhu，doushijiancededapinpai，zenmekenenglaijiancechunfengzheizhongbuzhimingxiaopinpai。
jiuzheiyang，bumingzhenxiangdexiaofeizhe，xianzailianchunfengweishengjindoubumaile。
meirenmai，jiumeiyouyeji，lianhuodoumeibanfachu，daozhizhenggechangqudoutingzhishengchanle。
gongsidezhangshang，zhishengxiajiwankuaiqian。
jixuzheiyangxiaqu，gujisunjingzhinengjiyuangongfagongzi，sanhuodaobile。
“ng...ba，nizhenshijiwoliulegenantia...”
zuozaibangongzhuoqiandesunjingtongkudirouleroumeixin，fuqinqushiqian，yizhixiwangsunjingnengbachunfengrihuazheigeguochanpinpaizuodazuoqiang。
keshishishang，nayouneimerongyini？
zhengdangsunjingganjuewulukezou，fanmenbuyishi。
叮咚！
zhuoshangdeshoujixiangle，shiguimifalaidedouyinlianjie，rangsunjingganjinkankan。
sunjinghaoqidianjinquyikan，dunshilengzaiyuandi。
大米科技？
yaojinjunweishengjinxingyele？
sunjingyoukankanzijideshouji，qiahaojiushidami，jieshinaiyonghaibukadun。
shengchandamidesubaisuzong，juranyaolaizuoweishengjinle？
xiayimiao，guimizaicifalaiyuyin。
“jingnier，suzongzhengzaiquanwangzhengjiyijianni，woganjuezheishigejihuia。”
“nibaliujinidechang，bushiyizhibansibuhuodema？”
“nigancuisimadanghuomayi，quzhaosuzong，woganjueyouxi。”
tingdaoguimideyuyin，sunjingxianshiyixi，suihouxielekouqihoulizhidihuifudao。
“mingxianshizaichaozuohaoba，nizhenyiweirenjiasuzonghuilaizuoweishengjin？”
“yigeshangwu，renjiafensijiuzhanglejibaiwanle，zibenjiadeyingxiaoshouduanbale。”
“jiexialai，suzongshayebuyonggan，tuozhejiuxing，tuogebannianyiniande，zheishierjiubulelezhile。”
“buxindehua，nijiudengzhekanba。”
yigegaokejiqiyedelaoban，paolaizuoweishengjin。
想想都不靠谱啊。