3.

3.

linjinzhongwudeshihou,tazhongyuhuilaile,haijiwodaileyidashuxiangrikui。

着实讽刺!

“baoqian,zoudetaiji,liwuwangzaigongsile。”tajianghuadijiwo,zhuanshenqulewoshi。

wogenguoqu,nulipeihetayanxi:“meiguanxi,nimeinianshengridouhuisongwoliwu,zheixienianwodeshoushihedouyaozhuangbuxiale。”

tacongbeihouyongzhuwo,“momo,xiexienibuguaiwo!”

youyulidejin,wowendaoletatoufalisanfachulaidedandanxinxiang。

他洗过澡了。

worenleren,caimeirangyachiyaochushenglai。

“nishibushiyoushenmeshimanzhewo?”linshuiqian,wowenta。

“nayoushenmeshimanzheni,nijiushidianxingdezaijiadaijiule,yishenyigui,zheiyangba,wochougeshijianjinibaogelvyoutuan,nichuqusansanxinruhe?”tashituzhuanyihuati,laiyanshizijidexinxu。

“nibuhewoyiqiquma?”womingzhiguwen。

dedaodedaanyiliaozhizhong:“zuijingongsizhengzaizuoyigedaxiangmu,wonalinengchoudekaishen。”

wo“ng”leyisheng,chongtasajiao:“neinibaobaowo。”

keshenhouquechichimeiyoudongjing,wohuitoucaifaxiantazaihebierenfaxinxi,jianwokaoshanglai,tamangqishen:“nixianshui,wochuquchougenyan。”

他又开始抽烟了。

zaiwobeiyunshi,tajiuyijingjieleyan,xianzaiweilesheiyouchouyan,buyaneryu。

tazaifannaobunengjizhoujinmingfenma?

真是可笑!

ciriwojiutizheshihequtabangongshi,jiesongfanzhiming,datanyixiaqingkuang。

zhishiwowanwanmeixiangdao,tamenjingranrucimingmuzhangdan。

zhoujinzaikandaowodechanei,xianranhenshichijing,zhanqilaijiuyaochuqu。

wokanlekanlujin,youkanlekanta:“laotongxuejianmian,buzuoxialiaoliangjuma?”

lujinshitubangtajiewei:“momobienao,zhoujinlaizheilishiweilehewotanhezuo。”

“wonao?”wolengxiao,“shenmehezuoxuyaonimengunanguanvzaibangongshilitan?”

shuowan,wojiangshihezhongzhongdifangzailezhuozishang,xushigaizimeiyougaiyan,tangzhiyixiaziconglimianfeijianerchu,jianlezhoujinyishen。

ta“aiya”leyisheng,chuchukeliandikanzhewo。

lujinyibajiangwotuikai,chongdaozhoujinmianqian:“zenmeyang?youmeiyoutangdaonali?”

neiyangzikanqilaiyaoduojinzhangyouduojinzhang,yirudangnian。

“buyaojin,haozaitangbushihentangle,buguowozheiyangzi,zhipashiyaojieyongyixialuzongdexiuxishile。”zhoujinyangmei,tiaoxinbankanzhewodao。

taqingcheshuludizoujinlelujinbangongshineidexiaotaojianli。

neiyike,jidurangwoshiqulizhi。

woshengqifenhen,yulujindachaoleyijiacailikai。

haowuyiwai,neitianwanshang,lujinmeiyouhuilai。

wokanzhekongdangdangdewoshi,yuexiangyueshengqi,jieguodongletaiqi。

wodadianhuajilujindeshihou,taqueyiweiwoshizaishuaxiaopiqi:“sumo,wozhengzaimang,nibuyaomeishizhaoshi。”

shuowan,jiubadianhuaguaduanle。

wotangzaichuangshang,dingzhetianhuaban,yanleidakedakehualuo。

tongkuheyuanhen,zaixiongqiangzhongyuejiyueshen,jihuhuaweiliren。

lujin,nishuoguo,huiyibeiziduiwohaode,weishenmezhongtuyaofanhui?

houlai,womianqiangkaichequleyiyuan。

yishenggaosuwo,yaoshizaiwanlaiyikezhong,bujinhaizibaobuzhu,jiuliandarendouhuiyoushengmingweixian。

diertian,lujinlaiyiyuankanwo,yiqilaide,haiyouzhoujin。

wotangzaichuangshang,kanzhezheiyiduibiren,xinlifanqizhenzhenseyi。

qingmeidibuguochulian,zhongjiushiwocuofule。

“momoduibuqi,womeixiangdaonizhendeshengbingle,haizheimeyanzhong。”lujinzhanzaiwochuangqian,yiliankuijiu。

wojiangshoucongtashouzhongchouchulai,lenglengdao:“daoqianyouyongma?lujin,haizimeile,womendehaizi,meile!”

“什么孩子?”

talengzhenglepianke,zhongyufanyingguolaiside,jiangwolanjinhuaili:“meiguanxi,yihouwomenkeyilingyangyige。”

tashuodeneiyangyundanfengqing,jiuhaosiganggangshiqudehaizibingbushitade。

“buyiyangde,bushima?”wobishangyanjing。

……

lujinquchashuijiandeshihou,gentayiqilaidezhoujinhurankaikou。

“zuorenyaoyouzizhizhiming,sumo,jirannibunengweitashenghaizi,burutizaotuichu,haitimianyixie。”

budengwohuida,tabianjixushuodao:“nicaiwozheicihuilaizuoshenme?meicuo,woyaonahuiwolutaitaidetouxian。”

“lutaitaidetouxian?”wotangzaineili,renbuzhuqingchi,“zhoujin,pingshenme?dangchutichufenshoushuailelujinderen,keshini。”

“就凭陆靳爱我!”

zhoujinlizhiqizhuangdichaoxiaowo:“niyiweizuotianwanshangnidadianhuadeshihou,taweishenmeneimebunaifan?neishiyinweitahewozaiyiqi,tashuotazaojiushougoulegennizaiyiqishenghuo!”

wokanzhezoujinlaidelujin,xiaozheshuodao:“jiranruci,neiwochengquannimen!”

buganxinshizhende,danwojuebujiuchan。

woyaode,wufeishijizijizuidadetuilu。