第二章无理取闹
wotingdaobaoanzheijuhua，dunshiruzaoleiji，jianjiaoyishengjiupaolechuqu。
wokanzhemianqianbeizhuangdezhiliposuideche，zhengzhengwuyan。
yilianghuisedelaojiuwulinghongguangzhuangzaiwodebaomacemian，cheboliyincibeiquanbuzhuangsui。
zhujiashineiyicedeqianhouchemendouyouyanzhongdeaoxian，chelidenaichahedangaobeinongdedaochudoushi，heisedezuoyishangshiyongkouhongxiedewaiwainiuniudedazi：qusi！
我只觉得心如刀割。
zheikeshiwonulisanniancaitidezuixinkuanbaoma，kailehaibudaoyigeyuejiubaoxiaole。
baoanzhizhewodeche：“neigehongyinvrenraozhechekanlehaojiquan，zuihouzhijiekaichezhuangshangqule！”
woqidejiuzhubaoandeyiling，duitadahan：“nijiuzheimegankanzhema？”
baoanyilianweiqudikanzhewo：“nvrenshuocheshitalaogongde，tashilaizhuajiande，wojiuxiangxinle！”
wotingdaobaoandejieshi，kuaiyaoqifengle。
“tashuocheshitalaogongdenijiuxin？tashuotashinishisanduoniandelaomuqinniyexiangxinma？”
buguaiwozheimeshengqi，shizaishizheigebaoantaimeinaozile。tabuzuzhiyebubaojing，jiurenyounvrenhuilewodeche。
jingchatingdaobaoandehua，yeshimianseyinchen，chizebaoanfangrenbuguandexingwei。
baoanbutingxiangwodaoqian，shuozijishigangshanggang，xiwangwobuyaobazheijianshiqinggaosujingli。
womeiyoulihuita。zheijianshiqingkendingmanbuzhu，tabeikaichuyezhishizaowandeshiqing。
jingchakandaozheifuyangzi，xunwenshibushihongyinvrengande。
hongyinvrengengzhebozi：“shi**de，neichebenjiushiwolaogonghuaqianmaide，shiwojiadedongxi，wojiushibatashaolenimenyeguanbuzhe！”
jingchaxunwenhongyinvrendemingzi，tashuozijijiaoxueshulan。
xueshulanerenxiangaozhuang，taxiangjingchakusushiwogouyintadelaogong，tazheicaiganchuzheizhongshiqing。
xueshulankudeyichangqican，bazijishuochengxiandaideqinxianglian，bawoshuochengpanjinlian。
wotingzhetadehua，qideshuangshousisiwochengquantou，henbudeyiquandazaitadelianshang。
这是红果果的诽谤！
jingchashangxiadaliangzhewo：“tashuodeshizhendema？”
woyaotou：“wogenbenjiuburenshita！yemeigouyintalaogong！”
xueshulantingdaowodehua，aoaojiaozhetataochushouji，xiangjingchazhanshitalaogongdeliaotianjilujietu。
“gege，nitoutoujiwomaiche，saozibuhuishengqiba？”
“gegezuihaole，qinqin！”
“gege，wochoudaoxingyunchepaihaoleni，521，xieyinshiwoainie！”
wokanzheliaotianjilu，sisidingzhe521，qibudayichulai。
wozhizhezijichepaihao，duixueshulandahou：“zhengdanideshuangyankanqingchu，wodechepaihaoshi52ibushi521！”
pingshizhaowonuochederendoushuocheng521，jiuerjiuzhiwoyelandejiuzheng。
xueshulankanzhechepaibuyiweiyi，tashenzhihaitileliangjiao，“nidangwoyanxia？zheibujiushi1ma？dangzhejingchademiannidougansahuang？”
renwukerendewoyibazhangchouzaitadelianshang，xueshulanmeifanyingguolai，beiwochoulegezhengzhe。
tazhangyawuzhuaxiangwochonglai，quebeijingchalanzhu。
woehenhendingzheta：“zuihouyigehaomashiyingwenzimu，bushialaboshuzi！”
xueshulantingdaowodehuaruzaoleiji，dailengzaiyuandi，wokandaotadeyanzhongshanguoyisihuangluan。
xueshulanguaijiaoqilai：“wogangcaiwen521dechezhushishei，nidayingle，zheijianshiqingniyeyouzeren！”
wozhijuedeetoudeqingjindouyaobaochulaile，zheideshiduowuliqunaoderencainengshuochuzheizhonghua？
mingmingshitaxianzhuanghuaiwodechehouyououdawo，xianzaiyouyongyijuhuadiaozhuanshunxu。
wolianhetajiangdaolidexinqingdoumeiyoule，duizhexueshulanlengchaorefeng：“niwenniqinmashishei，nikanwodabudaying？”
xueshulantingdaowodehuahouqifengle，yifuxiangbawoshengtunhuobodeyangzi，zuilixiangshilianzhupaoyiyangmagebuting。
wolandezaihetachaojia，zhijieyisunhuaitarencaiwuweiyouxiangjingchabaojing。
“peichangyaoshishaoyuwushiwan，wotangyijiamingzidaoguolaixie！”
xueshulantingdaowodehualengzhule，zheiciyanlidehuangluantazaiyezangbuzhu。
“yigepotiepianchenijiuyaowowushiwan，nizenmebushuoyigeyini？”
xueshulandehuazhenshijiwoqixiaole，wozhongyulijietalaogongweishenmehuixuanzechuguile，youzheimegebujiangshilidelaopo，bufengjiuxietianxiedile。
woliangchugoumaijilu，xueshulankanzhehoumiandeyichuanling，beiheshale。
“niyidingshibierendexiaosan！niyigexiaoguniangnayouneimeduoqian？”
xueshulanhaizaichuisizhengzha。
jingchadoukanbuxiaqule，tamendaizhewohexueshulanqujingjuzuobilu。