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bu，youkenengzhulianjiuzu！
这可怎么办？
suliyudengjuejingshangliangsousoude，naodaisihuyoubushizijidele。
shuangtuiyiruan，“putong”guilexiaqu。
“zhidaojiuhao，”yingzhenjiantahedeliansefabai，yanlihuangguoyisixiaoyi，suijilenglengdao，“nizheikenaodaijiuxianjifangzhe，natianbushouguijule，shuzuibingfa！”
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“拖家带口？”
yingzhenfeishenxiama，gaodadeshenxinglongzhaozhesuliyu，ningmeichensheng，“nijiazhonghaiyoushenmeren？”
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“meiyouqitarenle？”longmuweining。
“……”suliyuyaotou，“meiyou。”
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tajiaoqiedeyangmaokanqilaidanbowuyi，qingbulunjinyanbuzhuqinglingxiuse。
有种莫名的娇弱感。
kanqilaigengxiangneiyebeitafengkuanglveduodenvzile。
yingzhenweiyichenyin，diantoushuodao：“neijiuyiyangba。”
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yingzhenxianqidizhouzhoumei，cemaliqu。
shijiqizhanma，suizaitashenhoujuanqigungunhuangchen。
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“huoernayoubaigande，”lingyigeshougaogeshuo，“nibudexiaojingxiagejige？”
suliyumingbai，liangrenzheishilaiyaohaochufeile。
ketashenshangzonggongsanliangyinzi，haishiyaojilianggehaizimaigaodiande。
“jintianbuheshi。”suliyuyaotou，xiayishidewuzhulehuailidehebao。
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zheizenmexing？tayaoqinzitao，tanvershenqibuluxianle？
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tiansejiangwan，suliyudazhelaliangcaodemachehuilecheng，momokongkongruyedekoudai，zhenshibeichuwanfen。
nashenmejisumosuhuangmaigaodian？nashenmejinainiangmaifengshizhitongdegaoyao？
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“yiliang？”suliyushenchushouzhi，“kewoxuyaosanliangni。”
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“**！”
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“ganglikaideshilaoliuhelaosi，ninmeicaicuo，tamenguoranzaizheilimimou。”
“ng。”yigedichenqinglengdeshengyinshuo，“hansong，nilikedairen，kantamenquchengwaiheshenmerenjietou。”
“shi，”hansonggongshen，suijiyigeyaozifanshen，yuechuangerqu。
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