第1章
“xianggong，woyaoqinqin，woyaobaobao，woyaojugaogao！”
liangchuyingjikedichaozhetianliguodezhanshen——chiyanzhoupuqu。
raner，tazhongshidigulezheiweizhanshendewulizhi。
taqingqinghuiyihuiyixiu，liangchuyinghaiweipengchudaotabianxiangduanlexiandefengzhengyiyangfeilechuqu。
“砰！”
一声巨响。
梁初楹从墙上摔落。
etoupolehaodadekouzi，xianxuezhiliu！
nanrenbuzhidaodeshi，tazheiyihuishou，jiujianggudaideliangchuyingjisongzoule。
xiandaifeishengshibaideliangchuyingjiuzheiyangchuanguolaile。
liangchuyingzhengkaimimangdedayanjing，chitongdicongqiangjiaopaqilai。
yixieshuyuyuanzhudejiyiyongjinlenaohaili。
tachuanjinlezuijinzaizhuideyiben《taizidianxiachongqiwudu》degouxuexiaoshuoli，chenglewenzhongeduyoufengpidenvpeiliangchuying，shangxianbuguoshijijideshiqing。
yuanzhuliangchuyingshiliangguoshiweiyidezhangshangmingzhu，buxuewushu，caobaoyimei，beiliangguoshichongdewufawutian，ganjinshaoshaqianglvezhishi。gengxiuchideshi，danfantakanzhongdemeinan，shibihuiqianghuijiahenhendiaoxi，haozaimeinanmenweibaoqingbai，dangchangyaoshezijin，yizhiyutazhijinrengbaoliuchuzizhishen。
zuijintamiliantaizixiangdangtaizifei，taiziyunnuozhiyaotashalechiyanzhoubianqutaweitaizifei。yushitashejijiajichiyanzhou，xiangyaozaichengqindangwanjitaxiapishuangdusita。
yuanshenjianchiyanzhouzhangdebitaizihaimei，bianjiangtaizijidepishuanghuanchenglehehuansan，xiangzheyuchiyanzhougongduyiyechunxiao，zaibarenjishale。
然而女配终是女配。
chiyanzhoubuguoqingqinghuiyihuiyixiu，tajiuguale。
zuihoushinvzhuchuxian，yuchiyanzhouenaichanmianyiye，congcikaiqichiyanzhouchongqidetianchongluxian。
muqiandejuqingdaoleyuanzhujichiyanzhouxiayaodexinhunye。
hu，gangchuanguolaijiuxitizhanshenlaogongyimei，tayaobuyaofanggebianpaoqingzhuyifan？
“liangchuying，nidaodijibenwangheleshenme！”
tahaoburongyizhanwen，bianbeichiyanzhouezhuleyanhou。
nanrendemuguangxiangjianruidedaorenyiyangcixiangta，neiyangzihenbudejiangtaqiandaowangua！
“fangkai，ke，ke，tong。”
【ding，suzhudada，chiguaxitongdagualaibaodaola！】
【nirujinzhishengyilvcanhun，xiangyaohuoming，bixuyudaguabangding。】
【suzhudada，bangdingwokeyichibianzheigeshijiedegua，jinqian、diwei、quanshi、meinan......xiangyaoshayousha。】
哇，这么好？
那还等什么？
赶紧的！
“bangding，wuxuduoyan。”
liangchuyingshengpazaimanyimiao，chiguaxitongjiuhouhui。
【ding，bangdingchenggong，xianzaidaguayaofaburenwula！zheiyeshisuzhudadaweiyiderenwu，gonglvezhanshen，yinianneibixuyingdezhanshenbaifenbaideaicaikeyihuoxialaiyo！fouze，nijiuchedihuifeiyanmiela！】
梁初楹满脸黑线。
“nijiwoanpaiyigenvpeishenfen，haixiangrangwohuodebaifenbaiaiqing，qingwennishizaikaiguojiwanxiaoma？”
【suzhudada，wohuijinianpaiyigexindongzhi，xindongzhimeishangshengshifen，nijiunengshixianyigexiaoyuanwangyo！dangxindongzhidabaifenbai，jiuwanchengrenwu，haikeyishixianyigedayuanwangyo！】
“keyifeishengchengxianma？”
【feishengchengxianzhinengxiulian，bunengzoujiejing。】
“那能回家吗？”
【可以。】
行吧，有点兴趣了。
zhishiyaozenmeyangcainenggoudedaozhanshendeaini？
liangchuyingweilejiajita，liyongguoshifuzhishibitachenghun，yingshengshengchaisantagenbaiyueguang，chiyanzhoupashihentoutaleba？
“tong？”chiyanzhoudeyanjingmichengyitiaofeng，tongkongjinsuo，lidaogengtianjifen：“buxiangsijiushuoshihua！”
【weixiantixing：suzhudada，dangqianxindongzhiwei-80，ruoxindongzhida-100，nihuisiyo！】
梁初楹嘴角抽搐中。
zheizhudingshiyigesijua！
liangchuyingxuruodao：“shihehuansan，woxianzaijiujinijieyao。”
shuowantaconghuaizhongmochujieyao。
“给。”
【made，wozijidouxiangqiasizheigenvpei！haoduanduande，jirenjiaxiashenmeyao，zheikeshitianliguoshouwosanshiwandajun，sharenbuzhayandezhanshena！】
【yuanzhusile，tazheileiruobukandeshenzi，wogenbenjiushibuchurenheliqi，ai，wozheiyishidelvcanhunyo，zhudingshiyaohuifeiyanmiele。】
【zenmeban，anzhaojuqing，nvzhuyaolaile！tagennaneryiyechichan，neinanerhaihuixihuanwoma？】
【buxing，bunengrangnvzhudecheng，fouzewozenmenengwanchenggonglverenwu，rangnaneraishangwo？】
nadaojieyaoxiangqiasitadechiyanzhouyanzhongliuluchuyimoshixuedecanren。
zenmehuishi，tazenmetingdaoliangchuyingshuolezheimeduohua，tamingmingmeiyoukaikou！
tashuozhenzhengdeliangchuyingyisi，tazhishiyishideyilvcanhun？
莫不是被摔傻了？
“liangchuying，zheigenbenjiubushijieyao，ershiduyaoba？”
chiyanzhoushuowanyibajiangjieyaojidiulechuqu！
zheinvrenyinxianjiaozha，zenmekenengqingyinachujieyao？
【wanlewanle，tabajieyaojidiule。nvzhuyaojinlaile，tamenjiuyaoshuile！kezheinvzhufenmingjiushihuangshanganpaizaitashenbiandexizuoa！xiaoshihoumingmingshinvzhutuitaluoshui，zaitayaosideshihoushenshoulaleyiba，tajiuyiweinvzhurenmeixinshan，shitadejiumingenren，duinvzhuzhaoguyoujia。tamenzheiyiyeguohou，tabianshibanvzhuchongshangtian！kenvzhuaiderenshitaizidianxia，weiletitaizidianxiabandaota，tabuxichumaisexiang！sangeyuehou，liangrenlianshoubatanongcanji，dangzhetademiangouqie，xiarensuibianxiuruta......zuihoutashoubulezheifenchiru，yaoshezijin！ai，tangtangtianliguodezhanshenwangye，juranhuobuguoershisui！haobeicandenanera！】
chiyanzhouliansetieqing，shuangmouzhongranshaozhenuhuo。
zhijiantademeitoujinjinzhouqi，xingchengyigeshensuidechuanzi，jiliyayineixindenuqi。
gaisidenvren，juranganzuzhouta？
zenmehuiyouzheizhongshexiexinchangdenvren！
tadenaixinyijingxiaoshidaijin，buxiangzailiuzheihuohaile！
【suzhudada，weixian，dangqianxindongzhi-90！】
liangchuyingdalegehanzhan，gubushangshenmejinchi，yibabaozhuchiyanzhou。
“xianggong，wotaiainile，wohaipanibuxihuanwo，suoyicaixiayaode，woxianggennizuozhenzhengdefuqi！laiba，rangwosihouni，dangnidejieyaoba！”
【made，ruobushiweilehuoming，gunainaicailandeliaonizheigeduanminggui！】
【xianzaitatineidehehuansanyijingfahuidaozuidayaoxiaole，jiusuanshishen，tayerenbuleba？ruoshigentayoulefuqizhishi，shuobudingjiunengyingdetadexinle。】