jiangronghuidaolesushe，kaozuozaizijidediannaoqiandangzhexiaojiaojiaoshuazheduanshipinzuijiaodexiaorongjiumeixialaiguo。
jiangrongbazaixuexiaoluntanlimianyangmingdechanggeshipinfabuzailezijidedouyinzhanghaoli，［xiaoxuedideyuanchuanggequ《xingqing》dajiazhichiyixia!］。
jiangrongyeouerbazijidebisaishipinfabuzaishangmian，qingchunmeiliderongyanhedongrendegeshengzaijiashangcaihuaxiaohuademingtouyexiyinleyibaiduowanfensi。
jiangrongdakaiweixinjiangyangmingdeshipinfajileyingxinwanhuizhubandulaoshi。
buchisuanrong:dulaoshiwotuijianyigetongxuecanjiayingxinwanhuihuodong，tajiaoyangmingwenhuayulexidedayixinsheng，wobawozuihouyigechuchangdebiaoyanrangjita。
dulaoshi:jiangrongtongxue，niquedingma。
buchisuanrong:ngqueding，shangmianshitadeyuanchuanggequdeyanchangshipin，laoshikeyikankannengbunengrangtacanjia。
dulaoshi:jiangrongtongxuezheizhenshidayixinshengxiechulaidegequ!zuocihexuanlvdouhenhao，tayaozaiyingxinwanhuichangzheishougema?
buchisuanrong:bushizheiyishou，shitadelingyishouyuanchuanggequ，danshilaoshiwobaozhengzhiliangkendinggenzheishouyiyanghao，zheiyidianninfangxin。
dulaoshi:jiranjiangrongtongxuezheimedudingwoyexiangxinnideyanguang，rangtazhunbeizhunbei，yingxinwanhuizuihouyigejiemujiuanpaita。
buchisuanrong:xiexieladulaoshi!
jiangrongtuichulegendulaoshiliaotianjiemian，jiyangmingfalegexiaoxi。
“xiaoxuedi，wanshangdewanzixinikebiechidaoleyo。”
“zhidaolexuejie，xuejiewowenyixianizhidaowomenbandebanzhushisheima?”
“怎么啦?”
jiangrongyihuo，zijikemeibaoluzijishitabanzhudeshiqingzenmeturanwenqizheigelaile。
“ganggangtingluopangzishuowomendebanzhushidasandeyigexuejie，piqiyouda，zhangdehaibuzenmeyang。”
jiangrongneinengsharendeyanguangsisidingzheshoujipingmu!kanzhetongxuemingdanliweiyiyigexingluodeluotian!
“luotianshiba，haohaohao。”
杨明:???
yangmingkanzheshoujiyiliandeyihuo，xuejiezazhidaopangzide，cikedeluopangzidalegejilingdao。
“ei，nimenyoumeiyouganjuedaodananjiangzhisidaolintoudeganjue?”
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yangmingzheiyijiewenhuayulexizonggong20gebanmeigeban40ren，yangmingbeifendaole19ban。
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zheibanshangjiuwomensigexiongdimapashiyinqiyoudianzhongya，houmiansanxiongdikandaozheiqingjingyelengleleng，daxueshengzhongsuozhouzhizheiyangshihenbuliyuqiaokede!
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yangmingyebushishenmebolianpide，daizhesanxiongdijiushizuodaozuihouyipai!
杨明:错误时间!
罗胖子:错误地点!
李落:超级懒汉!
陈东:顶风作案!
杨明:兄弟们，睡!
huabasirenqiqipazaizhuozishangshuileqilai。
zhongtongxue:???(̃⊙.o
“zhei.....hahahahaha。”
youyixietongxuepuchimeirenzhuxiaolechulai，shenmeguidegangataici。
“nianqingzhenhao，daotoujiushui!”
tongxuemenhongtangdaxiaoshizaimeirenzhu，zheiqipasirenzu。
eryixienvtongxueyezaijiaotoujieershuozheqiaoqiaohua。
“wa，nimenkandaomeineigexiaogegehaoshuaiya!”
“dui!erqiewohaoxiangyoudianyanshu!”
“nizheimeyishuowohaoxiangxiangqilaile!shibushiluntanlimianneige!”
yangmingyemeiguanqitarenzenmekan，wanquananzhezijideganjuelai，zuotianwanshangbenlaijiumeishuihao，jintianyoumanghuoyitian。
zheiwanzixibujiushishuijueshijianma，huashuozheijigegemennengchuya，dougenzhegegan!
meiguoduojiuqidiandeshangkelingshengxiangqi，jiangrongshenchuanzheyishenbaisezhangqundanhuiwaitao。
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jiangrongzoudaojiangtaiqianfangxiazijidebao，qingkeyishengdao。
“tongxuemendajiahao，woshinimenzheixueqidebanzhujianshenglekelaoshi，wojiaojiangrongnimenkeyijiaowojiangronglaoshi。”
suijinaqifenbizaiheibanshangxiexialezijidemingzi，zitijuanxiugongzheng。
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tamenzenmeyebuxiangxinzheiweijiangchengdaxueheheyoumingdecaihuaxiaohuajiangrongxuejiehuishitamendebanzhuhelaoshi，yigegededoudengdaqimouzi。
jiangrongzhuanshenfangxiafenbihuanshiyiquan，kandaoyangmingsirenzuzaizuihouyipaishuizhedajue。
toudoumeitaiqilai，yuanbenbolanbujingdelianshangyipianheixian，zheixiaomingzihaishigenzhiqianneiyangyidianmeibianguoni。
tongxuemenxiangzhejiangrongdemuguangkanqu，doutoutoubiezhexiao，zuozaiyangmingqianmiandejigenvtongxue，haoxindepailepaiyangmingdejianbang。
好吧，没醒
suijiyoujialedianlidao，“tongxue，xingxingshangkele。”
yangmingmimihuhujiangtouniudaolingyibianhuhushuizhe，buhaoyisiwanquanmeiyingxiang。
suiranyangmingmeixing，ganggangneifandongjingquebalingwaisanrenchaoxingle，luopangzitaiyankanlekantaishangdeshenying，digulejuyoupalexiaqu。
meichaosanmiao，henkuaiao，pangzilimajingxing!
dengdaleyanjingkanzhejiangtaishangweidainuyidejuemeishenying，buhuiba....zheishijiangrongxuejie!
chendong、liluoerrengenluopangzidefanyingyiyang，zhishidixialenaodai，xinxiangzhekanbujianwo，wojiubupadeyuanze，buganyujiangrongduishi。
pangzijiandashibumiao，limajiaoxingdage，“mingge，kuaixingxingqingbaoyouwu，qingbaoyouwua!”
yangmingmimihuhudezhengkaileyan，taitoujiuhejiangrongxuejieneibushandeyanshenduishishangle。
yangmingyihuojiabujie，zenmejiangrongxuejiehuichuxianzaizheili，yihuixiangganggangluopangzishuodeqingbaoyouwu，kao!pangzinitemedekengduiyoua!
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“yangming、luotian!chendong、liluo，qili!shuixinglemei，shuixingleshanglezuoziwojieshao!”
yangmingziranshimeishuixingde，danyemeibanfazhengyaoqishenquziwojieshao，jiutingluopangzizhanqishendao。
“baogaolaoshi，womeishuixing，woshigelaoshirenwoaishuoshihua!”
yangmingwulianxiongdinizheiwozhei，ruguobuchuyiwaidehua，pangzihaishichuyiwaile。
jiangrongkandaozheigeluotianjiulaiqi，haizaibeidilishuowohuaihuahaishuowopiqibao，zhangdechou!
“luotiantongxue，neimeishuixingjiuzhanyijiekeshuixinglezaishuo!”
pangzihaihenshikaixindeyangzi，duizheyangmingjilejiyanjing，xiaoshengdeshuo。
“mingge，zheiyangwojiubuyongquziwojieshaole，taigangale。”
yangmingjipangzishulegedamuzhi，haiyouzheicaozuoxiongdiniubaiya!