第1章
hunandechaifangnei，jiaoluoliduifangzheganchaihezawu，erpangbianhaitangzheyigexuejibanbandenanren。
poliedechuanghubeifengchuide“zhiga”zuoxiang，fengxilitoujinlaixiexuguang，jiazazhezhenzhenyinbidesiyusheng。
“nishuodeshizhendema，jingyoucishi？”
“nixiaoshengdian，woyeshiwuyitinglai，yaoguaijiuguaitabushishiwu，xianzaigongcidouzhunbeihaole，bachengshinantaoyijiele。”
“zhenshikelian，dangnianyeshiyibiaorencai，juranluodezheixiachang。”
“nishaolaizheitao，xinlipashilehuaileba，sheibuzhitasile，nijiaershaoye，kejiushilinjiamingzhengyanshundejiebanrenle。”
“heiheihei......”
“bieguzheshale，jiangtakanlaole，jintianfushangyouguike，biechuchazi。”
“哪里的贵客？”
......
shouzaifangwaiderenwaijiaotoujieer。
yannanshibeitengxingde，zhengkaiyandeshunjian，yingruyanliandeshihuiandemuwuding，gangxiangdongdan，shenshangbianchuanlaizhenzhenzuanxindeteng。
“zheishina？wojideyoulideshihou，turanyudaoshanhong，bushiyinggaisilema？”
tarentongzuoqi，yi？shenshangdeyifubujinrangtachayi，chuanlesheideyishang？
ranxuedekuansongzhangshan，kanbuchushenmekuanshi，yinxiangzhongyemeijianyourenchuanguo。
taiqishuangshouyoukanlekan，shenzipianshou，ergeboqutijingyebiandeshifenmosheng。
tamorankonghuang，faxiandishangyoukuaisuiliedejingzi，jimangjianqilaiyikan，dunshijingdehunfeiposan！
“这是谁？！”
chaneijian，daliangmoshengdejiyisuipian，qiangxingdisairunaohai，tengdetahanruyuxia。
haobantiancaizhujianpingjingxialai，shenqingquejidufuza。
“womeiyoutaoguoyijie，danshiquezhongshengzailewanzaisuiyuehou？”
genjuzhiliposuidejiyi，jiashangtadetuili，dagailvqingchulexieshiqing。
cishendezhurenmingjiaolinyun，cidishiwuzichengheheyoumingde——linjia。
linyunfuqinshilinjiadejiazhu，xixiazhiyoutayigeerzi，jiazhitacongxiaotianziconghui，shilinjiamorendejichengzhe，zaizhenggewuzichengyepoyoumeiyu。
keshiwunianqiandeneichangyiwai，gaibianletademingyun，tadefumuzaichuhaituzhong，zaoyuhaixiao，shuangshuangyunan。
shangdairenguanxiyanzhongbuhe，taershulinyuanshanjieguanlinjiahou，duizheigezhierdetaidubuyongduoshuo，ziranshibaibanlengyan。
suowei，renqinglengnuanboruzhibuguoruci。
linyuanshanyougeerzi，mingjiaolinping，congxiaojiduxinshizu，yiqianaiyushenfenbuganzaoci，xianzaibianmeilejidan，gesanchawubianjijinxiuru。
linyunsuiranbiandeluopo，keshangyouxuexing，renwukerenzhixia，zuijiuzailinjiadanao。
linyuanshanborandanu，qiahaoqianjirilinjiazaoyujiefei，yushijiangtakoushanglepantudemaozi，bingjiangtashenbianshijigepuren，tongtongnalaidingzui。
shenzhiweilezuoshizuiming，linpinghaihewaiyuandeguanjia，lianshouweizaolefengongci，yushihu，jiuyoulexianzaideqingkuang。
“太惨了！”
yannannaqijingziyoukanleyan，nanguaizheizhangmeiqingmuxiudelianshang，biaoqingrucizhengning，meiyujianyouguyuanqijiujiubusan。
“xingkuinilinjiazhishigefanrenshijia，yaoshixianmenshijia，wobudantinichubuleqi，qibushihaiyaozaisiyici？”
zhujianshiyingzheijushentihou，yannanzuoqilai，kaishiyungongdazuo，huoxialaibijingshijianhaoshi。
taqianshisuiranmeiyoubairuxianmen，danyouliduonian，dongdexiecuqianxiulianzhishu，duifuzheidengfanrenshijiachuochuoyouyu。
bangeshichenhou，zaihuxitunazhishudeliaoyangxia，shangkoujiuyijingjiejia。
zhanqilaihuilehuiquantou，liliangsuiranburuyiqian，danyaobiyuanlaidelinyun，qianglexuduobei。
zhengyaochuaimenerchushi，turanyourentiletimen，yaoheyiju：“chifanle。”
zhijianchaifangmenxiamian，youyikouxiaodong，bigoudongdabuleduoshao，yourenjiangwankuaicongdongkoudilejinlai。
唉！
yannanyaotoutanxi，tangtanglinjiadedashaoye，juranlunluodaolezheizhongdibu。
“biemocengle，ganjinchi，zaichijidunjiumeidechile！”
yannantouguomenfeng，kandaoyougepurendunzaidishang，duizhuntadeweizhi，mengdiyijiaochuaileguoqu。
“啊！”
menshuanduanlieshengyucanjiaoshengtongshixiangqi，neigehaimeilaidejizhanqilaidepuren，beimenbanzhuangfeichuqu，etoushanglimaguqiyigedabao。
“xiaozaiziniyoufashenmefeng，buxianghuolema！”
lingyigepurenyebeiheleyitiao，likechaozhetapulai，yonglituileliangxia，quemeiyoutuidong。
yannanmiqiyanjing，neirenturanhedeboziyisuo，xianghoutuileliangbu：“ni......nikan**shenme？”
“怂包！”
yannanyixiao，taijiaojiangtachuailegegendou。
“nikuailanzhuta，woquzhaoliguanjiaguolai！”
purenliangundaipa，jimangpaochuwaiyuan，zhayanjian，yigedafubianbian，shenchuanhuisezhangpaodezhongnianpangzichonglejinlai，shenhougenzheqibagezhuangding，yuguanerru。
“xiaozaizi，nihaiganzheimexiaozhang，gandawoderen，nidangwozheigewaiyuanguanjiashibaishema！”
zhongnianpangzixiongsheneshadezhanzaiyannanmianqian，shouzhitoukuaiyaochuozaitadelianshang。
yannanshangxiasaoletaliangyan，wendao：“nijiushiwaiyuandeguanjia？”
zhongnianpangzibeiwendeyileng，lengxiaodao：“nishaogenwoshuahuayang，zhuangshiyima？wogaosuni，xianzaitiezhengrushan，nizenmezhuangdoumeiyong。yaobuyaoliyeyewonianjiuqing，nizheigepantulianfandouchibushang！”
“wenniyiju，zenmezheimeduohua！”
yannanyibazhangchouleguoqu，dunshi“pa”deyijierguang，sanbaiduojindepangzixianggezhirenban，xietangzhefeichuquwumiyuan。
tabanzhangliandangchangzhongleqilai，zuijiaoxiangwaiyixue，menglebantiancaiqingxingguolai，nanyizhixindao：“ni......nijurangandawo？”
suoyoupurenquandoujingdaile，liguanjiakeshijiazhudeshouxia，pingshizhiyoutaqifubierendefen，nayourenganduitabujing。
zheigedashaoyepingshishouwufujizhili，jintianzenmeturanzheimedaliqi！
“yigepurenaidahenqiguaima？”yannanrouleroushouwan，youchaozhetazouleguoqu。
“doutaniangdelengzheganshenme，shangqujiwohenhendida！”neipangziguanjiadunshijiyanle。
qitarenzheicaifanyingguolai，likechaoqigunbang，chongxiangyannan。
ranerhaimeidengkaojin，tamenjiuquanbeitifanzaidi，buduanaiyou。
“这是什么情况？”
zhongnianpangziwuzhebanbianlian，shazaileyuandi，huranjuedezheigedashaoyeyoudianmosheng。
budengtahuishen，yannanshangqianxunsuzhuazhutadeyiling，lianxujigeerguangshuaizaitalianshang。
pangzixianggerenroushadaiban，zhayanbeidadeyachihengfei，koubicuanxue，canburendu。
neixiejiadingmenchedihehuaile，pingshiyejiushidongdongquanjiao，nalijianguozheizhongzhenzhang，fenfenzhimaolenghan。
真是见鬼了！
zheigeruobujinfengdefeiwu，zenmeturanzheimeshengmeng？nanbuchenggenxiwenlishuode，luangundatongletaderenduermai？
henkuai，pangguanjiabianbeiyannanshengshengchouhunleguoqu，tanzaidishangyouruyitanlanni。
“dashaoyeraominga，zheixinglidezhangshiqiren，xiaodeyeshibeibiwunai，buyaodawoa！”
jiadingmenlikediudiaogunbang，qiqiguizailedishang，buduanzuoyikoushou。
yannanxiaodao：“nimenbianlianbiandehaizhengoukuaide，linyuanshanzaina？”
“jiazhuzaiyingketingzhaodaipiaomiaomendexianren，xiangpanpanjiaoqing，baershaoyesongjinmenpaidangdizi。”purenzhengxiankonghoudehuida。
“他想的还挺美！”
yannancongpangguanjiahuailichouchuneizhangweizaodegongci，chuaijinhuaili，likechaozheqianyuanzouqu。
gangdaoyingketingmenkou，jiutingdaolimianchuanlailinyuanshandechanmeisheng，sihuzhengliaodetouru。
yannanmengdiyijiaochuaikaidamen，xiaodao：“jintianzheimerenao，zenmemeitongzhiwoni。”
zhengtangshang，zuozheyouguangmanmiandelinyuanshan，zuoshoubianzuozhetadeerzi，xiamianzuozhelinjiadeguanjia、zhishi，dagaiqibaren。
duimianzuozhelianggeshenchuanbaisedaopaodeshaonian。
yannanjinlaishisaoleyiyan，zheilianggeshaonianshenzileiruo，yaoxuanqingsepeijian，zaimenpaidiweibugao，yinggaishixiashancaigoudewaimendizi。
jiandaoyishenxuewudeyannanhuranchuangjin，suoyoushengyinjiaranerzhi，zhongrenfenfensebian。
linyuanjinghuangshicuo，dao：“ni......zenmechulaile？”
yannanmiqiyanjing，sixiaofeixiao，dao:“tingshuojialiyouguikezuoke，ziranyaolaibaijian，shunbianxianghenilinyuanshanliaojiju。”